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What's the Most Ridiculous Reason You've Ever Been Late to Work?

Why are you so afraid of dogs? Is there any animal that is so godly as a dog that looks after its owner so much? If you don't listen, it will bite you a little and you will have to take 14 injections:facepalm::evilgrin1:
If you are ever in danger like me, you will understand..:mmm:
 
If you are ever in danger like me, you will understand
People keep dogs at home and dogs protect their owners as much as they can so there is nothing to be afraid of dogs. Yes there are some street dogs who will fall behind if they see a beautiful girl like you.
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People keep dogs at home and dogs protect their owners as much as they can so there is nothing to be afraid of dogs. Yes there are some street dogs who will fall behind if they see a beautiful girl like you.
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I don't believe the dog,no way ...
 
Oh Lord this is hilarious.. My staff car park is just behind the office building I work. One day, I came to work, and couldn't get out of the car, bcz for some reason my car decided not to open up. The central lock was jammed . I tried everything I can, tried all the doors, it was the central locking thing which was not working.! After every 18 adav I have learned, I called my manager and explained the situation. I was late by half an hour by then. Since i had flexible starting hours, she didn't check on me till then. As I escalated this, she roared with laughter and said she will bring someone up from the Facilities dept to have a look on. Thanks for that but moreover she decided to bring the entire team of my 9 colleagues outside and did the handover session, with me inside the car and them standing outside laughing :Drunk:.. Kopp! Happened almost 3 years ago.
Thats funny, but u should have tried to get out from the car door windows...that would have been a great visual to watch out :rofl1: :facepalm:
 
Guess i will be on waiting mode till i die ( 18 till i die, heard that song)
I don't think the steering of the car depends on the road, if the road is good, we like to drive on that road, if the road is bad or difficult, then we like to take another road...


So the waiting dam can break at any time..:giggle:
 
I don't think the steering of the car depends on the road, if the road is good, we like to drive on that road, if the road is bad or difficult, then we like to take another road...


So the waiting dam can break at any time..:giggle:
Looks like I'm ready to drive on any road if it means getting to meet you! Just let me know when the dam breaks so I can bring my best car and my biggest smile. :heart1:
 
Fair enough! Let's start with a private chat and get to know each other better. All I know so far is that you're a brave government employee who's scared of dogs. I'd love to learn more about you! :inlove:
You are not following the rules. You have to pay unaccounted fees to get the things done from government employee :Cwl: :timid: :nerdy::shake::rofl1:
 
Fair enough! Let's start with a private chat and get to know each other better. All I know so far is that you're a brave government employee who's scared of dogs. I'd love to learn more about you! :inlove:
There is no need to go private all the time to get to know people. The person I want to know should first see him ( Activity ,behaviour with other people,How to talk to other people,etc etc ) well then....that's what my mind says and that's what I'll do. So no matter how much you tell me about private unless my heart wants it, I'm not going to open private for it anyway. But I don't think you'll be comfortable with that...
 
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There is no need to go private all the time to get to know people. The person I want to know should first see him well then....that's what my mind says and that's what I'll do. So no matter how much you tell me about private unless my heart wants it, I'm not going to open private for it anyway. But I don't think you'll be comfortable with that...
It's okay if you don't want to go private right now. I understand and respect your space. I'll knock on the door when both my mind and heart say yes, and I'll be here, patiently waiting. :heart1:
 
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