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What's the Most Ridiculous Reason You've Ever Been Late to Work?

To tell you the truth, I'm rarely late for work, but the last time I was late because of my dog. He got into a drainpipe on the street and I had to take him out and then wash him thoroughly from all the dirt. It's lucky that we always have all kinds of grooming and washing things for him at home from Pet Prescription Without Vet, because if I hadn't found them earlier and if we didn't have them, I wouldn't have gone to work that day at all
 
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Let's hear your funniest (or most outrageous) excuses for being late to work! Whether it was a runaway pet, an unexpected costume malfunction, or a bizarre encounter with a UFO, share your stories and let's all have a good laugh!
I have only 3 things
1 Sleep
2 Sleep
3 Sleep

Nothing more Nothing Less:cool:
 
Let's hear your funniest (or most outrageous) excuses for being late to work! Whether it was a runaway pet, an unexpected costume malfunction, or a bizarre encounter with a UFO, share your stories and let's all have a good laugh!
I am not such a late person, but one day at 2 o'clock in the afternoon I called the office for a casual talk and asked who was on duty.

Can you come somewhere quickly and why are you late? :sarcasm:

I was shocked and then I remembered that it is my duty. :angel:

quickly changed the subject and said that the scooter broke down and was on the way. I cut the phone and said that I will come within 10 mnts. I quickly got ready and flew away.

When they saw my face, they understood that I had fallen asleep ...

:clapping::blessing:
 
When I was working at Bangalore with one of the leading manufacturers. We have bus facility and around morning 6.30 this has reach at my stop. The factory is too far from my place.

One day I missed it and the factory was too far from city. The main problem is if I missed it i couldn't travel in a direct bus and unfortunately there is no vehicle facility to go there.

I took a bus till last stop from there i took a share auto and then I reached office late by 2 hrs. My manager asked me what happened and why are you late?

I given the answer very innocently wife was not well. He smiled and said ok alright but my colleague asked when did u marry? I looked at him and given action by eyes but manger heard this. He laughed and said me better luck next time.
 
I am not such a late person, but one day at 2 o'clock in the afternoon I called the office for a casual talk and asked who was on duty.

Can you come somewhere quickly and why are you late? :sarcasm:

I was shocked and then I remembered that it is my duty. :angel:

quickly changed the subject and said that the scooter broke down and was on the way. I cut the phone and said that I will come within 10 mnts. I quickly got ready and flew away.

When they saw my face, they understood that I had fallen asleep ...

:clapping::blessing:
Phone cut cheythitt aarod paranj....
Admagadam ano...
 
When I was working at Bangalore with one of the leading manufacturers. We have bus facility and around morning 6.30 this has reach at my stop. The factory is too far from my place.

One day I missed it and the factory was too far from city. The main problem is if I missed it i couldn't travel in a direct bus and unfortunately there is no vehicle facility to go there.

I took a bus till last stop from there i took a share auto and then I reached office late by 2 hrs. My manager asked me what happened and why are you late?

I given the answer very innocently wife was not well. He smiled and said ok alright but my colleague asked when did u marry? I looked at him and given action by eyes but manger heard this. He laughed and said me better luck next time.
Apo naan enna chinnaveed aah..


:emo:
 
You said cut the call and said I will be there within 10 min and you are on the way... His is that possible cutting the call and saying u r on the wat
Ohh aa aveshathil ang ezhuthith aan . Velyoru sayipp vaneknn
 
When I change to new company I used to go on time that's 8.00 AM. When I got a grip over there i always go by late at 9.00 AM. After reached office we go for tea at 10.00AM in the canteen and play Ludo... Mouth watching.... Comment adikkal....

Once we back our Project manager gives a look...and we gives a smile back... Then say everything under control... Don't worry..!!
 
Let's hear your funniest (or most outrageous) excuses for being late to work! Whether it was a runaway pet, an unexpected costume malfunction, or a bizarre encounter with a UFO, share your stories and let's all have a good laugh!
Since I am studying in college,I was asked to submit an assignment once I was late in submitting it,then the principal secretly called my family member to the college to ask why I am not submitting the assignment yet,I was naturally a little confused,then I asked to give an excuse sir.My assignment was torn by a pet dog,so I couldn't submit it,I still don't know if sir believed this.
 
I am not such a late person, but one day at 2 o'clock in the afternoon I called the office for a casual talk and asked who was on duty.

Can you come somewhere quickly and why are you late? :sarcasm:

I was shocked and then I remembered that it is my duty. :angel:

quickly changed the subject and said that the scooter broke down and was on the way. I cut the phone and said that I will come within 10 mnts. I quickly got ready and flew away.

When they saw my face, they understood that I had fallen asleep ...

:clapping::blessing:
Athu pwolichutta
 
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