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What's the Most Ridiculous Reason You've Ever Been Late to Work?

nitzzz said:
Hey..do come to kerala, i can be a good host..and i would definitely love to come to punjab and have a patiyala peg
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Give me kadalai n puttu am hooked.. Veg stew n aapam patiala peg is 90ml on the rocks shot
 
URum said:
Give me kadalai n puttu am hooked.. Veg stew n aapam patiala peg is 90ml on the rocks shot
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Puttu n kadala, definitely yes..u ask for anything with respect to fill ur taste buds..it will be served with full happines..dats a word and i am for sure a man of words
 
Sree said:
One time i was late to class ( joli ayilla :holiday: atond class lol) because I couldn't find my shoes. Thappi thappi samayam poyi:unamused:
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Enittu shoe kittiyo avo? Satiom para..shoe eyal thene previous nite hide cheythu vechethe ellee
 
Sree said:
Shoe kitti .
Bonus ayi vettinum kitti school um kitti:holiday:
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Athu pwolichu...liked the way u said those..pwoli.

Eni shoe oolipikathe valla puthiya idea undakan noku, all the best. Prathikam eni veetinum schoolil ninum onum kittathe irrikan
 
nitzzz said:
Oye heroine, yes you are not just nice, you are the best and will always remain the best for me and thats cos of the immense crush i have for you which is for sure overflowing and i wish and pray, kerala doesnt get flooded with the same.
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It is my dream to visit Kerala once again before leaving this world :fingercross:
 
Nitzzz Nitzzz Nitzzz

You didn't reply to my most important comment which I am still waiting for.:zzz::zzz:
 
Anshhi said:
No, I will not go anywhere with a dog, since that day I am very afraid of seeing a dog...:worried:
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Why are you so afraid of dogs? Is there any animal that is so godly as a dog that looks after its owner so much? If you don't listen, it will bite you a little and you will have to take 14 injections:facepalm::evilgrin1:
 
nitzzz said:
Let's hear your funniest (or most outrageous) excuses for being late to work! Whether it was a runaway pet, an unexpected costume malfunction, or a bizarre encounter with a UFO, share your stories and let's all have a good laugh!
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Oh Lord this is hilarious.. My staff car park is just behind the office building I work. One day, I came to work, and couldn't get out of the car, bcz for some reason my car decided not to open up. The central lock was jammed . I tried everything I can, tried all the doors, it was the central locking thing which was not working.! After every 18 adav I have learned, I called my manager and explained the situation. I was late by half an hour by then. Since i had flexible starting hours, she didn't check on me till then. As I escalated this, she roared with laughter and said she will bring someone up from the Facilities dept to have a look on. Thanks for that but moreover she decided to bring the entire team of my 9 colleagues outside and did the handover session, with me inside the car and them standing outside laughing :Drunk:.. Kopp! Happened almost 3 years ago.
 
Anshhi said:
I am a government employee so I go to office whenever I want, no idea of time :giggle: . I go to office when I want and I don't go to office when I don't want to:cool1:. But no matter how great the danger, I have to go to the office on an emergency day...:cry1:
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WaaaV you are role model for all Govt Employeees :Cwl:
 
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