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देसी हास्य

लड़कियाँ गाली नहीं देतीं और जब देती हैं तो धरती हिला देती हैं।
 
Ek Baar Marna achhi he
Kisi ko bachane lagoge to
Bar bar Marna pakki he:tso:
Ye ham bole samajh jaao
 
krishti said:
Marne se ham nai darte , bas bachane se darte he,,,,, Kahi ham BHI dub na jaye :giggle:
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Ye toh pura simple quote hai ishme kaisa confusion?
Fantasy fact nahi hai aur jahan fact nahi wahan zindagi nahi kyun ki zindagi ke dushranaam hai fact.
 
JalJala said:
लड़कियाँ गाली नहीं देतीं और जब देती हैं तो धरती हिला देती हैं
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Pehle maan ladki se milke aaye ho Kya abhi abhi :wait:
 
Makeup ke liye parlour ki jarurat nai padhti idhar
Bina makeup khud ko besumar khubsurat
Pes karte he log
Samjha karo , ye BHI me boli:rock:
 
krishti said:
Makeup ke liye parlour ki jarurat nai padhti idhar
Bina makeup khud ko besumar khubsurat
Pes karte he log
Samjha karo , ye BHI me boli:rock:
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Kya garv bhi ek tarah ka makeup nahi hai? Ye kisi ke chehre par ek alag hi chamak la deta hai.
 
JalJala said:
Kya garv bhi ek tarah ka makeup nahi hai? Ye kisi ke chehre par ek alag hi chamak la deta hai.
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Garv ka BHI do hissa hota he, 1, kartute 2 karm
Shortcut chakan 1 se milti he Duje muskil he par anant tak he
Ab taye wo kare kisko Kaun si hisse se chalke chehere me chamkana he :giggle:

:wait: ham BHI math janne Lage Kya
 
Main samajh sakta hoon ki jahaan vibhajan aur bhram hai, wahaan spashtata aur shanti paana mushkil lagta hai.

Agar ap ye equation samjh paayi toh pride kitna conflict laati samjh jayengi ,aur agar nahi samjh paayi toh jaane dijiye.

Ye bhut deep topic hai.

mastishk=Ichha=soch=aadat=ang=ansh=samvedana=vibhajan=bhram=kalaha=bhrashtachar=hinsa

sabhi kriyaen indriyon par aadharit hoti hain. aur main ise aanshik kriya nahi kriya kehta hoon. aur keval aanshik kriya ka pratikriya hota hai.

Aap jisko 'Action' bolti hain, wo action hai nahi balki wo partial action hai, 'Action' ka koi reaction hoti nahi.
 
krishti said:
Garv ka BHI do hissa hota he, 1, kartute 2 karm
Shortcut chakan 1 se milti he Duje muskil he par anant tak he
Ab taye wo kare kisko Kaun si hisse se chalke chehere me chamkana he :giggle:

:wait: ham BHI math janne Lage Kya
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Main samajh sakta hoon ki jahaan vibhajan aur bhram hai, wahaan spashtata aur shanti paana mushkil lagta hai.

Agar ap ye equation samjh paayi toh pride kitna conflict laati samjh jayengi ,aur agar nahi samjh paayi toh jaane dijiye.

Ye bhut deep topic hai.

mastishk=Ichha=soch=aadat=ang=ansh=samvedana=vibhajan=bhram=kalaha=bhrashtachar=hinsa

sabhi kriyaen indriyon par aadharit hoti hain. aur main ise aanshik kriya nahi kriya kehta hoon. aur keval aanshik kriya ka pratikriya hota hai.

Aap jisko 'Action' bolti hain, wo action hai nahi balki wo partial action hai, 'Action' ka koi reaction hoti nahi.
 
JalJala said:
Main samajh sakta hoon ki jahaan vibhajan aur bhram hai, wahaan spashtata aur shanti paana mushkil lagta hai.

Agar ap ye equation samjh paayi toh pride kitna conflict laati samjh jayengi ,aur agar nahi samjh paayi toh jaane dijiye.

Ye bhut deep topic hai.

mastishk=Ichha=soch=aadat=ang=ansh=samvedana=vibhajan=bhram=kalaha=bhrashtachar=hinsa

sabhi kriyaen indriyon par aadharit hoti hain. aur main ise aanshik kriya nahi kriya kehta hoon. aur keval aanshik kriya ka pratikriya hota hai.

Aap jisko 'Action' bolti hain, wo action hai nahi balki wo partial action hai, 'Action' ka koi reaction hoti nahi.
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Aap bilkul yogi ke jaise baat karte ho aur Jo Aapne kahana ye samajhna jitna kathin he na. Usse jyada follow Karna ya is samajh ko khud ko samjhana , agar khud ko samjha payeto koi kasht khud ko chu BHI nai Sakta , mujhe aap ki baate gurukul me rehne Waka deaoar yog aur treta yug wale guru ji ki yaad aai Jo ramayan Maha Bharat me Dekhi thi,
In sab ko samajh paye aur khudko unme dhaal sake to sunyame sama jayenge jaha na fikar na dar na koi abhilasa hogi
 
krishti said:
Aap bilkul yogi ke jaise baat karte ho aur Jo Aapne kahana ye samajhna jitna kathin he na. Usse jyada follow Karna ya is samajh ko khud ko samjhana , agar khud ko samjha payeto koi kasht khud ko chu BHI nai Sakta , mujhe aap ki baate gurukul me rehne Waka deaoar yog aur treta yug wale guru ji ki yaad aai Jo ramayan Maha Bharat me Dekhi thi,
In sab ko samajh paye aur khudko unme dhaal sake to sunyame sama jayenge jaha na fikar na dar na koi abhilasa hogi
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Duniya jab "Yog" se banaa hai toh ushme se jo bhi niklega "Yogi" hoga na.
Sabhi "Yogi" hain.

Bhut hai jitna bhi likhunga kam padega so hope ki aap samjh jayengi.

Life=Yog=relationship=love=balance=fact.
Life is a fact, not an illusion.

Example
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Life=Birth yog death =One Life= Birth relationship<and> death=one
world=Purusha yog prakriti=one

Neither Birth can't be separated from death nor death can't be separated from birth. if you try to separate that is no more called life.
Similarly, Purusha can't be separated from Prakriti because they are one and they together create the world.


Note :- and=yog=relationship=love=fact=balance=truth.
 
कल तक मेरे थे, आज किसी और के हो गए।
भाई, इंसान हो या सोनपापड़ी का डिब्बा।
 
जितना बदल सको...खुद को बदल लो।
उसके बाद भी किसी को शिकायत है तो उसे कहो कि अपना रास्ता बदल ले।
 
ये पढ़ाई, लिखाई, नौकरी का आइडिया पता नहीं किसका था।
आराम से गुफा में रहते, पत्थर से आग जलाते, पट्टे पहनते और वही मर जाते।
 
JalJala said:
ये पढ़ाई, लिखाई, नौकरी का आइडिया पता नहीं किसका था।
आराम से गुफा में रहते, पत्थर से आग जलाते, पट्टे पहनते और वही मर जाते।
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Ye me BHI sochti hu , behtar behtar soch soch k jindagi jhand hogai , pata hi nai chalta kab bachpan gai kab jawani aur kab budhape :rofl1:
 
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