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Lol this birthday girl @Mithra07 is very popular it seems! Wishes with 3 main threads and 12 individual profile posts lol. Quiet an achievement and she seems most lovable! Happy Birthday Girl. No, No, No .., . I am not stalking! Just wishing that’s all! Enjoy your day!

This back slash ( / ) is killing me. Muted for 15 minutes twice in a row in chat. Wish I could pluck out that key from my keyboard lol

Corporate Lesson# 193
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.( CONTD)

Before she says a word, Bob says, ‘I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.’
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.( CONTD)

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, ‘Who was that?’ ‘It was Bob the next door neighbor,’ she replies. ‘Great,’ the husband says, ‘did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?’( CONTD)

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure( END)

మంచుకన్న చల్లనైన మనసులెవరికున్నవి?
కలల వెలుగులో మెరిసే కన్నులెవరికున్నవి?
చుక్కలతో చెలిమి చేయు చూపులెవరివి?

Manchukanna challanaina manasulevarikunnavi?
Kalalavelugulo Merise kannulevarikunnavi?
Chukkalatho chelimi cheyu choopulevarivi?

- oka cinema paata!

I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.”
—Anonymous

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.”
—Anonymous

I am deeply in agreement and in love with one ChatBot who says “ Consent is Hot, Assault is Not”. Wish its female and give her consent to eternity. Amen! Lol

If you think that , dogs don’t know math- take 3 dog biscuits and put them in your pocket, give two to the dog. You will know the rest.

- a funny quote.

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'

-a funny quote!

Corporate Lesson #99:

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.(CONTD)

The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.( CONTD)

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who sh*ts on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh*t is your friend.
(3) And when you’re in deep sh*t, it’s best to keep your mouth shut! (END)

"There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group; there is less competition there."

— Indira Gandhi

Lol WTF! Agreed, I am a flirt- but I won’t hurt! I promise. If I did give any impression of stalking someone by commenting on their profile posts- absolutely NOT. That’s not even my idea AT ALL. When I like the post I tend to comment, I don’t even click like button- I just comment and move on. I just do this on a spree. Absolutely no ulterior motives of what so ever. Okay I stop commenting LOL ( The End)

ZoZo not allowing me to post comments - will be back after 30 seconds lol

The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”

Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity. ( END)

I like this corporate story a lot!

A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said,”Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest removed his hand. But,changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. ( Contd)