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So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.( END )

Corporate Lesson#186
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
‘I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree’ sighed the turkey, ‘but I haven’t got the energy.’ ‘Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?’ replied the bull. They’re packed with nutrients.’
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree( CONTD)

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bull Sh*t might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there( END)

We’re all seeking that special person who is right for us. But if you’ve been through enough relationships, you begin to suspect there’s no right person, just different flavors of wrong. Why is this? Because you yourself are wrong in some way, and you seek out partners who are wrong in some complementary way.( CONTD)

But it takes a lot of living to grow fully into your own wrongness. And it isn’t until you finally run up against your deepest demons, your unsolvable problems—the ones that make you truly who you are—that we’re ready to find a lifelong mate. (CONTD)

Only then do you finally know what you’re looking for. You’re looking for the wrong person. But not just any wrong person: it's got to be the right wrong person—someone you lovingly gaze upon and think, “This is the problem I want to have.”

I will find that special person who is wrong for me in just the right way.
Andrew Boyd, Daily Afflictions: The Agony of Being Connected to Everything in the Universe( END)

Alupannadi unda egire alaku yedhaloni layaku!
Adhupannadi unda kalige kalaku karige varaku!!
Melikalu thirige nadi nadakalaku!
Mari mari urike madhi thalapulaku!!

- Again One&Only Sirivennela Maastaaru! Eeyana Diet Ento?!

Corporate Lesson # 143
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, ‘I’ll give each of you just one wish.’ ‘Me first! Me first!’ says the admin clerk. ‘I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.’ Puff! She’s gone.( CONTD)

Me next! Me next!’ says the sales rep. ‘I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.’
Puff! He’s gone.
‘OK, you’re up,’ the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, ‘I want those two back in the office after lunch.’
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say. (END)

“Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.”

—Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear

There Are Three Types of People: Those Who Make Things Happen, Those Who Watch Things Happen, and Those Who Wonder What Happened!

- Nicholas Murray Butler

Stan Fields: “Describe your perfect date.”
Cheryl: “That’s a tough one. I’d have to say April 25. Because it’s not too hot and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.”
—Miss Congeniality

My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.”
—Rose (Betty White), The Golden Girls

చచ్చాక కిచెన్ కి ఏగుతుంది చికెన్!
చచ్చేవరకు కిచెన్ లోనే వేగుతుంది ఉమన్!!

- Anisetty Prabhakar
Chicken goes to the kitchen after dead!
Woman remains in the kitchen until dead!!

- Translation by EkaLustYa

It’s a sad state of affairs, but so true!

“It seems I have spent a lifetime of mouthing mechanically, ‘Say thank you. Sit up straight. Use your napkin. Close your mouth when you chew. Don’t lean back in your chair.’ Just when I finally got my husband squared away, the kids came along.”

—Erma Bombeck

Niggadeesi adugu ee siggu leni jananni!
Aggi thoti kadugu, ee samaja jeevakshavanni!!
Maaradhu lokam, Maaradhu Kaalam!
Devudu digi rani evvaru yemaiponee!!

- Ye baLLo sadhookunnaru Sirivennala Maastaaru!! Asalintha baaga Yelaa raasesthaaru chepmaa!!

Chirinavvula Varamisthaava?- Chithinundi Lechosthaanu!

Kalanaina Premisthaava??- Marujanmaku Vechuntaanu!!

- Wah re Wah ! Yemannaa lines aa! But naavi kaavu lol. I read or heard some where.

“When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.”
—Erma Bombeck

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
—Jack Handey

Just to give a gender clarity and attract more females I changed this nick from BendOverLady to EkaLustYa lol. Now I am facing new issues . By the way what’s the meaning of it. This nick is evolved from Ekalavya- the archer- modify to EkaLuvYa- as I don’t want to fool people by saying LuvYa, I modified this to EkaLustYa- which can be translated as “ one lustful soul”? Lol okay what ever . This is me.