I never changed my usernamei have to try this one
how about SlSingh ( super lazy Singh)???
TYPICAL LOVE STORY OF ZOZO
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how about SlSingh ( super lazy Singh)???
Only you noticed that "69" thing... Umm you're a great observer(◕ᴗ◕✿)The law of "69" attraction
69 Shades of grey
You should be , I'm watching youOhh I'm universal man no need to be afraid who is watching me
I'm thinking about TSPG - TheSilentPlayGodhow about SlSingh ( super lazy Singh)???
Don't Drag every One in to ...how about SlSingh ( super lazy Singh)???
Pool Of Laziness
Very relatable( After flirting/ sexting with each other for a month) *hufff*
Her:- can i ask you something???
Him:- yes baby, ask!!
Her:- Do you love me?
Him:- Yes sweetheart, I love you... You know I never thought that I'll fall in love again after what my ex did to me...
Her:- Why? What your ex did??
Him:- leave it baby, I just want her to be happy ... May god bless her... No matter how much she made me suffer, I never want anything bad to her...
Her:- It's okay baby you can tell me, or even if you don't then still fine... I'm ok with everything, just remember no matter what happens I'll be there for you , I'll hold you, give my shoulder...
Him:- Thank you so much baby... You're an angel to me... I'll love you forever...
( On someday at 11:36 pm)
Her:- baby are you there???
-Hello....(×7)
-baby are you busy??(×2)
-what r u doing?? Babyyy(×2)
- hey I'm waiting ok....
( Meanwhile her baby in another pvt)
Him:- hey darling, are you new here... Nice dp!!!
- hey!!
- seems like you're busy!!
Girl 3:- ya um lil bit busy....
Him:- okay carry on byeee... I hate late replies!!
(One eternity later------------->>>>>>
Him:- oh sorry sorry sweetie i was away, actually i was thinking about something...
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( Meanwhile the girl number 3 in his pvt)
Girl no 3:- Oh please don't be angry jaanu, i was lill bit busy....
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Her:- ohh what?
( Meanwhile others in her pvt... Hi sexy ... Hi baby... Reply na )
Him:- um what my Angel is doing right now??
Her:-- Nothing I was just laying on bed...wbu??
Him:- can i join you? I really wanna hug you right now...
Her:- hey what're you saying stop you're making me blush....
(My pov:- why the hell are you blushing lol, oh sorry I forgot you're colourblind
Him:-- i can't wait to bite that red cheeks and devour your lips...
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( What are u looking at ????don't expect me to write all the gulugulu they're gonna do man, I'm not a narrator.... so use your imaginary power (◔‿◔)
A few days later-------------- at 1:07 am
she used a guest id to stalk her "gentleman".... Ops sorry "gentle" is missing here...+_+
And guess,what she saw there??? Something really shocking for her...
----> eww you dirty minded people I'm not talking about dick...... ><
----- she was shocked bcz the man of her life (I mean okay okay ) was flirting with others
( Well me and my bechaessssss were laughing in corner bcz we know what's gonna happen now... Well cheers .... Someone bring some popcorn)
69 sec later she login with her original id----------->>
Him:-- hi darling what're u doing
- what happened? Are you angry with me???
- why don't you give me reply, you're flirting with others ... I just see your msg
- can you please gimme a reply....
(Now here the boy know that he really fucked up+_+)
Him:- i was not flirting with anyone baby.. I just came online .... sorry baby, I didn't get the notification... that's why I'm late...
Her:- What are yiu you saying haa?? Why are you lying?? I was here with a guest id for atleast 69 mins... I saw everything...
( Now here she doesn't know but she fucked up.... Cheers to my girlies)
Him:- What?? Don't tell me you're stalking me..?? Seriously!! I never thought you'll do something like this.. and ya she is just my Friend... Please stop with all that stalking and fighting over lill things... Byee I'm tired now...
Him:- I don't wanna loose you please... Listen baby... I'm sorry... Please listen na... Please... don't break my heart... Babyyy (×69)
- baby again late replies
- you changed yrrr
- I'm not feeling well......(×9)
One eternity later----------
Him:- wth are you saying... I'm working yr... Don't overthink all the time...
Him:- but you're the reason of my overthinking... How could u flirt with someone else when i was away... How?? Don't u know we're in relationship!!
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.(× more bla bla bla)
Him:- Can you stop this shit please.... I'm just fucking tired.. I think I can't tolerate more... I have had enough... You know what I'm about to leave zozo in few days... So i think it's better for us to stop all the thing here... I don't wanna hurt you or myself... You're very good take good care of yourself....
(What!!??? Do you really thing he's gonna leave zozo????
------ Girl don't be so naive (we know that she's not
( Yes he's just gonna change his username... Or nothing else
And this endless cycle of love keeps going......
(P.S. - My dear handsome boys, here's a note for you... I wrote this from my point of view. When you read this story, feel free to imagine yourself in the girl's place, okay? But please, spare me the 'not all boys are the same ' lecture... I already know that. This is just for fun!)
now i wonder like u hacked some pvts in zozoExactly this is what immature nibbas thinkin my pov... I'm too lazy to impress a gurl... that's a time wasting immature thing...
Tspg:- there silent penis goes
Because they don't want you to use emoji
Uuuuu my girl ... It's an * bang*ʘ‿ʘExactly this is what immature nibbas think
Green tea @ModernSanyasi is like : * emotional damage*!!!
But I'm bored of hearing the repetitive cycle of such wonderful love stories...( After flirting/ sexting with each other for a month) *hufff*
Her:- can i ask you something???
Him:- yes baby, ask!!
Her:- Do you love me?
Him:- Yes sweetheart, I love you... You know I never thought that I'll fall in love again after what my ex did to me...
Her:- Why? What your ex did??
Him:- leave it baby, I just want her to be happy ... May god bless her... No matter how much she made me suffer, I never want anything bad to her...
Her:- It's okay baby you can tell me, or even if you don't then still fine... I'm ok with everything, just remember no matter what happens I'll be there for you , I'll hold you, give my shoulder...
Him:- Thank you so much baby... You're an angel to me... I'll love you forever...
( On someday at 11:36 pm)
Her:- baby are you there???
-Hello....(×7)
-baby are you busy??(×2)
-what r u doing?? Babyyy(×2)
- hey I'm waiting ok....
( Meanwhile her baby in another pvt)
Him:- hey darling, are you new here... Nice dp!!!
- hey!!
- seems like you're busy!!
Girl 3:- ya um lil bit busy....
Him:- okay carry on byeee... I hate late replies!!
(One eternity later------------->>>>>>
Him:- oh sorry sorry sweetie i was away, actually i was thinking about something...
-------------------------
( Meanwhile the girl number 3 in his pvt)
Girl no 3:- Oh please don't be angry jaanu, i was lill bit busy....
---------------------
Her:- ohh what?
( Meanwhile others in her pvt... Hi sexy ... Hi baby... Reply na )
Him:- um what my Angel is doing right now??
Her:-- Nothing I was just laying on bed...wbu??
Him:- can i join you? I really wanna hug you right now...
Her:- hey what're you saying stop you're making me blush....
(My pov:- why the hell are you blushing lol, oh sorry I forgot you're colourblind
Him:-- i can't wait to bite that red cheeks and devour your lips...
.
.
.
( What are u looking at ????don't expect me to write all the gulugulu they're gonna do man, I'm not a narrator.... so use your imaginary power (◔‿◔)
A few days later-------------- at 1:07 am
she used a guest id to stalk her "gentleman".... Ops sorry "gentle" is missing here...+_+
And guess,what she saw there??? Something really shocking for her...
----> eww you dirty minded people I'm not talking about dick...... ><
----- she was shocked bcz the man of her life (I mean okay okay ) was flirting with others
( Well me and my bechaessssss were laughing in corner bcz we know what's gonna happen now... Well cheers .... Someone bring some popcorn)
69 sec later she login with her original id----------->>
Him:-- hi darling what're u doing
- what happened? Are you angry with me???
- why don't you give me reply, you're flirting with others ... I just see your msg
- can you please gimme a reply....
(Now here the boy know that he really fucked up+_+)
Him:- i was not flirting with anyone baby.. I just came online .... sorry baby, I didn't get the notification... that's why I'm late...
Her:- What are yiu you saying haa?? Why are you lying?? I was here with a guest id for atleast 69 mins... I saw everything...
( Now here she doesn't know but she fucked up.... Cheers to my girlies)
Him:- What?? Don't tell me you're stalking me..?? Seriously!! I never thought you'll do something like this.. and ya she is just my Friend... Please stop with all that stalking and fighting over lill things... Byee I'm tired now...
Him:- I don't wanna loose you please... Listen baby... I'm sorry... Please listen na... Please... don't break my heart... Babyyy (×69)
- baby again late replies
- you changed yrrr
- I'm not feeling well......(×9)
One eternity later----------
Him:- wth are you saying... I'm working yr... Don't overthink all the time...
Him:- but you're the reason of my overthinking... How could u flirt with someone else when i was away... How?? Don't u know we're in relationship!!
.
.
.(× more bla bla bla)
Him:- Can you stop this shit please.... I'm just fucking tired.. I think I can't tolerate more... I have had enough... You know what I'm about to leave zozo in few days... So i think it's better for us to stop all the thing here... I don't wanna hurt you or myself... You're very good take good care of yourself....
(What!!??? Do you really thing he's gonna leave zozo????
------ Girl don't be so naive (we know that she's not
( Yes he's just gonna change his username... Or nothing else
And this endless cycle of love keeps going......
(P.S. - My dear handsome boys, here's a note for you... I wrote this from my point of view. When you read this story, feel free to imagine yourself in the girl's place, okay? But please, spare me the 'not all boys are the same ' lecture... I already know that. This is just for fun!)
it wud be more interesting if u narrated the gulugulu they did in detail
Come on lemme whisperBut I'm bored of hearing the repetitive cycle of such wonderful love stories...
Indeed, such is the nature of human interactions. The transient nature of attachment is evident, for those who were meant to depart have already done so, leaving behind no echoes of permanence. Love, an oft-romanticized abstraction, dissolves into the void of disillusionment, its essence diluted by the weight of reality.
Sex, on the other hand, remains an undeniable constant, an act not of sentiment but of existence itself. It does not masquerade as something greater than it is; rather, it persists in its raw, unembellished form. It is not the whispered poetry of longing but the undeniable rhythm of corporeal truth, unfolding not in the realm of idealism but in the immediacy of experience.
Sex, on the other hand, remains an undeniable constant, an act not of sentiment but of existence itself. It does not masquerade as something greater than it is; rather, it persists in its raw, unembellished form. It is not the whispered poetry of longing but the undeniable rhythm of corporeal truth, unfolding not in the realm of idealism but in the immediacy of experience.
This place( Zozo) can be considered as reliable source for psychological research nd critical analysis....( proud moment)( After flirting/ sexting with each other for a month) *hufff*
Her:- can i ask you something???
Him:- yes baby, ask!!
Her:- Do you love me?
Him:- Yes sweetheart, I love you... You know I never thought that I'll fall in love again after what my ex did to me...
Her:- Why? What your ex did??
Him:- leave it baby, I just want her to be happy ... May god bless her... No matter how much she made me suffer, I never want anything bad to her...
Her:- It's okay baby you can tell me, or even if you don't then still fine... I'm ok with everything, just remember no matter what happens I'll be there for you , I'll hold you, give my shoulder...
Him:- Thank you so much baby... You're an angel to me... I'll love you forever...
( On someday at 11:36 pm)
Her:- baby are you there???
-Hello....(×7)
-baby are you busy??(×2)
-what r u doing?? Babyyy(×2)
- hey I'm waiting ok....
( Meanwhile her baby in another pvt)
Him:- hey darling, are you new here... Nice dp!!!
- hey!!
- seems like you're busy!!
Girl 3:- ya um lil bit busy....
Him:- okay carry on byeee... I hate late replies!!
(One eternity later------------->>>>>>
Him:- oh sorry sorry sweetie i was away, actually i was thinking about something...
-------------------------
( Meanwhile the girl number 3 in his pvt)
Girl no 3:- Oh please don't be angry jaanu, i was lill bit busy....
---------------------
Her:- ohh what?
( Meanwhile others in her pvt... Hi sexy ... Hi baby... Reply na )
Him:- um what my Angel is doing right now??
Her:-- Nothing I was just laying on bed...wbu??
Him:- can i join you? I really wanna hug you right now...
Her:- hey what're you saying stop you're making me blush....
(My pov:- why the hell are you blushing lol, oh sorry I forgot you're colourblind
Him:-- i can't wait to bite that red cheeks and devour your lips...
.
.
.
( What are u looking at ????don't expect me to write all the gulugulu they're gonna do man, I'm not a narrator.... so use your imaginary power (◔‿◔)
A few days later-------------- at 1:07 am
she used a guest id to stalk her "gentleman".... Ops sorry "gentle" is missing here...+_+
And guess,what she saw there??? Something really shocking for her...
----> eww you dirty minded people I'm not talking about dick...... ><
----- she was shocked bcz the man of her life (I mean okay okay ) was flirting with others
( Well me and my bechaessssss were laughing in corner bcz we know what's gonna happen now... Well cheers .... Someone bring some popcorn)
69 sec later she login with her original id----------->>
Him:-- hi darling what're u doing
- what happened? Are you angry with me???
- why don't you give me reply, you're flirting with others ... I just see your msg
- can you please gimme a reply....
(Now here the boy know that he really fucked up+_+)
Him:- i was not flirting with anyone baby.. I just came online .... sorry baby, I didn't get the notification... that's why I'm late...
Her:- What are yiu you saying haa?? Why are you lying?? I was here with a guest id for atleast 69 mins... I saw everything...
( Now here she doesn't know but she fucked up.... Cheers to my girlies)
Him:- What?? Don't tell me you're stalking me..?? Seriously!! I never thought you'll do something like this.. and ya she is just my Friend... Please stop with all that stalking and fighting over lill things... Byee I'm tired now...
Him:- I don't wanna loose you please... Listen baby... I'm sorry... Please listen na... Please... don't break my heart... Babyyy (×69)
- baby again late replies
- you changed yrrr
- I'm not feeling well......(×9)
One eternity later----------
Him:- wth are you saying... I'm working yr... Don't overthink all the time...
Him:- but you're the reason of my overthinking... How could u flirt with someone else when i was away... How?? Don't u know we're in relationship!!
.
.
.(× more bla bla bla)
Him:- Can you stop this shit please.... I'm just fucking tired.. I think I can't tolerate more... I have had enough... You know what I'm about to leave zozo in few days... So i think it's better for us to stop all the thing here... I don't wanna hurt you or myself... You're very good take good care of yourself....
(What!!??? Do you really thing he's gonna leave zozo????
------ Girl don't be so naive (we know that she's not
( Yes he's just gonna change his username... Or nothing else
And this endless cycle of love keeps going......
(P.S. - My dear handsome boys, here's a note for you... I wrote this from my point of view. When you read this story, feel free to imagine yourself in the girl's place, okay? But please, spare me the 'not all boys are the same ' lecture... I already know that. This is just for fun!)
Then I should be the third recipient of the "Worst Psychologist" awardThis place( Zozo) can be considered as reliable source for psychological research nd critical analysis....( proud moment)
Man from Harvard University coming to take your interview , after enough research of your posts on zozo ,before assigning you that award. Get ready , girl.Then I should be the third recipient of the "Worst Psychologist" award
Who's that man??? Omg is he hot?? Is he my type??? (Oh nono not my type bcz I'm colourblindMan from Harvard University coming to take your interview , after enough research of your posts on zozo ,before assigning you that award. Get ready , girl.
)
If not "worst psychologist" award then it can be recommended to OTT ...Then I should be the third recipient of the "Worst Psychologist" award