Time Travel Sex-Ed

[Imthequeen]

If you could travel back in time and meet your younger self, what crash course in sex and relationships would you give him/her. What golden nuggets or rather embarrassing warnings would you share? What do you wish you’d known before love got messy and sex got confusing?

My piece of advice:

I’d tell my younger self: Just because someone’s quiet doesn’t mean they’re deep. They might just be buffering. Be patient but don’t mute yourself in the process. Emotional connection is important, but so is good sex. This isn’t a one-person performance. If you’re doing all the talking and all the work in bed, it’s not romance, it’s a solo act with background noise. Speak up, listen well and remember…. asking questions about intimacy doesn’t make you weird. It makes you wise and probably better in bed
​

 

[SeggaGadda]

If you could travel back in time and meet your younger self, what crash course in sex and relationships would you give him/her. What golden nuggets or rather embarrassing warnings would you share? What do you wish you’d known before love got messy and sex got confusing?

My piece of advice:

I’d tell my younger self: Just because someone’s quiet doesn’t mean they’re deep. They might just be buffering. Be patient but don’t mute yourself in the process. Emotional connection is important, but so is good sex. This isn’t a one-person performance. If you’re doing all the talking and all the work in bed, it’s not romance, it’s a solo act with background noise. Speak up, listen well and remember…. asking questions about intimacy doesn’t make you weird. It makes you wise and probably better in bed
​

What golden nuggets or rather embarrassing warnings would you share?

 

[Imthequeen]

View attachment 315794

Now you are acting Dr. House… Seriously… I looked up what chlamydia is… my god, it doesn’t just target the genitals but can reach all the way to the rectum, throat, and eyes too. This is scarier than those alien comics where the alien creature’s thing enters the right way but somehow ends up in your mouth… How come I didn’t know about this sooner? Please, meet me when you time travel​

 

[Saurabh Sharma]

Now you are acting Dr. House… Seriously… I looked up what chlamydia is… my god, it doesn’t just target the genitals but can reach all the way to the rectum, throat, and eyes too. This is scarier than those alien comics where the alien creature’s thing enters the right way but somehow ends up in your mouth… How come I didn’t know about this sooner? Please, meet me when you time travel​

I m confused. . But i always wanted to erase some bitter experience of my past life where i used to trust few cheaters n invest my time feelings emotions on thm..i was soo foolish

 

[Rishiboy]

If you could travel back in time and meet your younger self, what crash course in sex and relationships would you give him/her. What golden nuggets or rather embarrassing warnings would you share? What do you wish you’d known before love got messy and sex got confusing?

My piece of advice:

I’d tell my younger self: Just because someone’s quiet doesn’t mean they’re deep. They might just be buffering. Be patient but don’t mute yourself in the process. Emotional connection is important, but so is good sex. This isn’t a one-person performance. If you’re doing all the talking and all the work in bed, it’s not romance, it’s a solo act with background noise. Speak up, listen well and remember…. asking questions about intimacy doesn’t make you weird. It makes you wise and probably better in bed
​

If we are present, then I’ll choose a beach place. That’s because in summer, being around a beach with trees and nature is perfect. I just want to walk with her for a while, talk a little, take some pictures, share a kiss, and spend some peaceful time together like that.

 

[Rishiboy]

If we want to have sex, we’ll go to a room, but doing it outside feels very cheap. When real feelings are there, we’ll express them through romance. When we’re traveling, it’s all about spending quality time if there’s anything important, we’ll discuss it. We’ll eat some cool stuff, sit out in the open, and just spread love around. Time flies when we’re like that.

 

[Imthequeen]

If we are present, then I’ll choose a beach place. That’s because in summer, being around a beach with trees and nature is perfect. I just want to walk with her for a while, talk a little, take some pictures, share a kiss, and spend some peaceful time together like that.

Woww beach walk.. dreamy
Oye Rishi… come back, you forgot to pack snacks and sunscreen.
pichi fellow…. Understand what I’m asking. Suppose you could travel back in time and meet younger Rishi… what advice would you give him about sex and relationships that would help you handle things better in your present day? I’ve not given you this time travel opportunity to flirt with your failed crush again, okay? Focus!​

 

[Imthequeen]

I m confused. . But i always wanted to erase some bitter experience of my past life where i used to trust few cheaters n invest my time feelings emotions on thm..i was soo foolish

Sounds like younger-you really needed a hug. But every heartbreak teaches us something, right? Suppose you met this young Saurabh… what advice would you give him, apart from spotting the cheaters? Because it sounds like you’ve already learnt how to decode them.​

 

[SeggaGadda]

Now you are acting Dr. House… Seriously… I looked up what chlamydia is… my god, it doesn’t just target the genitals but can reach all the way to the rectum, throat, and eyes too. This is scarier than those alien comics where the alien creature’s thing enters the right way but somehow ends up in your mouth… How come I didn’t know about this sooner? Please, meet me when you time travel​

I’m terrified of STDs, so I play it safe with sex chats instead. So if I ever time travel, you’re saying I should still end up in Zozo? Again?? Really??

 

[Saurabh Sharma]

Sounds like younger-you really needed a hug. But every heartbreak teaches us something, right? Suppose you met this young Saurabh… what advice would you give him, apart from spotting the cheaters? Because it sounds like you’ve already learnt how to decode them.​

Yeah.. i know thm very well n now i m far away from thm too

 

[Imthequeen]

I’m terrified of STDs, so I play it safe with sex chats instead. So if I ever time travel, you’re saying I should still end up in Zozo? Again?? Really??

View attachment 315918

Obviously! Someone needed to warn me about the terrifying world of infections. You seemed like the guy for the job. Who said anything about zozo. Wait a min. What did you think I meant meet me for… experiments? Naughty brain!
​

 

[simka]

If you could travel back in time and meet your younger self, what crash course in sex and relationships would you give him/her. What golden nuggets or rather embarrassing warnings would you share? What do you wish you’d known before love got messy and sex got confusing?

If I could meet my younger self, I’d tell them to take their time. Love isn’t a race, and neither is sex. It’s okay to not have it all figured out.