The greatest lie ever told.

[꧁▪ᏒOLEX࿐]

I will be there for u..

 

[Freaky]

Forever

 

[Mr Strange]

1. Rich people: Money can't buy happiness.

2. Boy. I'll come home in just 5 minutes.

3. Girt: Wait!! I'll be ready in just 10 minutes.

4. Coaching Institutes: You are all are now a part of one of the best institutes of this city.

5. Parents: Son, it is the hardwork of a just a couple of years, after that you life will be set.

6. Mother in law to daughter in law: You're like my own daughter.

7. Everybody: I'm fine.

8. Company: Our product is no. 1

9. When relatives give you money and then your parents/grandparents say: "Beta, abhi paise mai rakh leti hu, baad me mujhse le lena" (Let me keep the money right now, take it from me whenever you need it).

10. Now the chief guest will say a "few words

11, 10th kr lo ache se phir aram hi aram hai.

12. 12th ache se kr lo life set hai phir.

13. PCB is easier than PCM.

14. 10th Std and 12th Std are the most important things in life.

15. If you don't do anything bad, nothing bad will happen to you.

16. Swallowing seeds whole will make plants grow in your stomach.

17. "Maggie in two minutes "Am I the only one who takes more than 2 minutes ??

I will not open Chatzozo from tomorrow

 

[Mr Maverick]

"Koshish karne walon ki kabhi haar nahi hoti."

 

[Dom55]

1. Rich people: Money can't buy happiness.

2. Boy. I'll come home in just 5 minutes.

3. Girt: Wait!! I'll be ready in just 10 minutes.

4. Coaching Institutes: You are all are now a part of one of the best institutes of this city.

5. Parents: Son, it is the hardwork of a just a couple of years, after that you life will be set.

6. Mother in law to daughter in law: You're like my own daughter.

7. Everybody: I'm fine.

8. Company: Our product is no. 1

9. When relatives give you money and then your parents/grandparents say: "Beta, abhi paise mai rakh leti hu, baad me mujhse le lena" (Let me keep the money right now, take it from me whenever you need it).

10. Now the chief guest will say a "few words

11, 10th kr lo ache se phir aram hi aram hai.

12. 12th ache se kr lo life set hai phir.

13. PCB is easier than PCM.

14. 10th Std and 12th Std are the most important things in life.

15. If you don't do anything bad, nothing bad will happen to you.

16. Swallowing seeds whole will make plants grow in your stomach.

17. "Maggie in two minutes "Am I the only one who takes more than 2 minutes ??

wow fantastic universal lies . Great job. Will like to add few.
I would never lie to you.
I was stuck in traffic.
I am on the way
Ill call you right back
I forgot
Ill do it tomorrow
I'm listening
It's so great to see you
I dont care about look as much as personality
I have got plans thatday
I love it
That's interesting
Let's hang out soon
Just kidding
That looks great on you
Just last peg.

 

[IndianAlpha]

True

 

[BaeSuzy]

1. Rich people: Money can't buy happiness.

2. Boy. I'll come home in just 5 minutes.

3. Girt: Wait!! I'll be ready in just 10 minutes.

4. Coaching Institutes: You are all are now a part of one of the best institutes of this city.

5. Parents: Son, it is the hardwork of a just a couple of years, after that you life will be set.

6. Mother in law to daughter in law: You're like my own daughter.

7. Everybody: I'm fine.

8. Company: Our product is no. 1

9. When relatives give you money and then your parents/grandparents say: "Beta, abhi paise mai rakh leti hu, baad me mujhse le lena" (Let me keep the money right now, take it from me whenever you need it).

10. Now the chief guest will say a "few words

11, 10th kr lo ache se phir aram hi aram hai.

12. 12th ache se kr lo life set hai phir.

13. PCB is easier than PCM.

14. 10th Std and 12th Std are the most important things in life.

15. If you don't do anything bad, nothing bad will happen to you.

16. Swallowing seeds whole will make plants grow in your stomach.

17. "Maggie in two minutes "Am I the only one who takes more than 2 minutes ??

Truth toh yeh hai ki, zindagi bas kaise bhi jelo..
Marne k baad aaram hi aaram....

 

[Vinothan]

Na poi solla matan

 

[Deleted member 10714]

Mom: Come here, I won’t beat you.

Dad: If you will earn a good rank in the exam then I will gift you “This…this…that”.

Sister: Don’t worry, I won’t tell this to parents.

Friends: Please, Give me some money. I will give you back tomorrow.

Bank manager: Please wait, you are a valuable customer for us.

Beggar: God will bless you.

Politicians: I am working for people.

Customer executive: You are our valuable customer.

Girls: we don't watch Porn

U forget to write some most used words ...
Baby mousi kaa phone tha

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