Neither I use condom nor she gets pregnant caz of spl skills lol.
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Condom heart broke firstA boy had sex using protection. A few weeks later his girlfriend called and said she was pregnant. Her heart was broken. 9 months later, her water broke. What broke first?
If u know ans hide it guys... Dont be spoil sport by doing Google...play safe haha
You should get yourself checked for STIs, just saying
I don't go with random numbers and don't jump whomever invites me for date, it's all my preference. those I date never had sex before except one exception and she also keep her utmost safe & hygienic lol.You should get yourself checked for STIs, just saying
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Condom cannot be broken it got holes due to the poles
Is this a part of under table storiesHe bought a baloon for a blow I mean to playbut the way he blows the baloon makes his gf horny & she wants sex there itself so he used the baloon as protection & pressure mounts, it blasts, did I wrote a short story wow, lol
Only used fingers which you already said in under the tabl story
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Obv, Caz it's down under table but don't imagine the same if it happens on top of the table . That'ballon blast story is totally fictional lol
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Thank God!! I thought his dick broke
The Condom? IgA boy had sex using protection. A few weeks later his girlfriend called and said she was pregnant. Her heart was broken. 9 months later, her water broke. What broke first?
If u know ans hide it guys... Dont be spoil sport by doing Google...play safe haha
Very intelligent man
Oh damn that was unexpected
This is what I said before... Ryt?????Very intelligent man
Haha u r smart rey...This is what I said before... Ryt?????
butu didn't understand in what way I commented hehe 
Very simple one .. The whole story is fighting for hole and protection has a holeA boy had sex using protection. A few weeks later his girlfriend called and said she was pregnant. Her heart was broken. 9 months later, her water broke. What broke first?
If u know ans hide it guys... Dont be spoil sport by doing Google...play safe haha
