Wow, I logged in to see if I had any DMs and now I've been inexplicably tractor-beamed into answering these riddles; curses Bacongirl (seriously fun riddles bacongirl!)
answer riddle 1 start 888 (three 8's) + 88 (now at five 8's) +8+8+8 (eight 8's)
888+88=976 +8=984+8=992+8 =1000
ding ding winner winner chicken dinner
Nicely done, Steve! Imma try and get the rest
Riddle 02
Two fathers and two sons each eat an egg, totaling three!? That can't be! ... Unless
A (let's call him, Andy) is father to B (let's call him, Bob), and B is father to C (let's call him Chris). Andy is a father only, Bob is both a father and a son, and Chris is only a son. Three people, two fathers and two sons, eat three eggs, one egg each
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Riddle 03
Let's just assume the merchant wants to ship as few small boxes as possible! Well, 96 boxes is already divisible by 8 so VIOLA!!!!! he delivers 12 cartons of large boxes. 12 * 8 = 96 DONE!.
Oh, you wanted to also write the merchant wants to do it AS FEW CARTONS AS POSSIBLE. Well, WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU WRITE THAT THEN!!! (major over reaction)
Nah, that's easy tho. 7 cartons of large boxes, (56 boxes total) and 4 cartons of small boxes (40 boxes total). 56 boxes + 40 boxes = 96 boxes total.
Riddle 04
If 9999 = 4, 8888 = 8, 1816 = 6, 1212 = 0, then 1919 =?
Riddle 04
I almost answered this wrong because I've done nearly identical to this one before, only it was 1818. PRETENDING the question had 1818 instead of 1816, this is how the problem is answered. 8888 + 1818 - 9999 + 1212 = 1919! Substitute! 8 + 6 - 4 + 0 = 10! 1212 = 10! THAT IS SO AESTHETICALLY PLEASING THO!
Answering the question as is? K, dropping some acid ...
There's 4 enclosed circles in 9999 but no other numerals to multiply them by so it's not 4 * 0 because fuck logic, we make our own rules here. So 9999 = 4 (multiplied by an imaginary 0). and 8 has 8 enclosed circles in its numerals, and again, no other numerals to multiply by, so it's not 8 * 0 because again, "fuck logic, we make our own rules here!" So, 8888 = 8 (multiplied by an IMAGINARY FUCKING 0 that is totally not making the answer 0). 1816 has 3 enclosed and 2 numerals that don't contain enclosed circles ... so like, multiply them by 2 other numerals because, we just gotta do that. I mean, you have to multiply things that are relevant to the answer by the things that are irrelevant because like, math. It's in the rules. 1212 has 0 enclosed circles in all its numerals. And 0 enclosed circles * by 4 irrelevant numerals = 0.
.˙. 1919 is 4 because 2 numerals with enclosed circles multiplied by two irrelevant numerals = 4.
I need to find a brick wall (to knock my head against) before I answer the last riddle.