Hello, bad guysssss!!
Lets talk about that part in which women take great pride in and you men always get excited about.
Boobs!!
Here we go.
How to handle boobies?
For men:
1)Keep in mind that boobs are not stress balls, so just don't squeeze them, it hurts.
2)Always play with them gently, a soft touch, a gentle press is good enough, no need to go berserk on them.
3)If you have habits of smoking or drinking, just cleanse your mouth before sucking them.
4)If you have any oral infection be extra careful, cause you might spread it to the baby, if she is a nursing mother.
5)Don't lick boobies like an ice pop, cause we prefer kissing or sucking (We only prefer licking when it comes to down there
).
For women:
1)Be open and talk to men when they are pressing too hard.
2)Always clean boobs with some warm water after having sex to avoid any bacterial development.
3)If you are a nursing mother and if your partner has any smoking or drinking habits, after having sex, clean your boobs with warm water. Don't directly feed your baby.
4)Check your boobies every few months, if you sense anything unusual or any hard lump inside or having pain, don't ignore. Consult a doctor.
5)Always remember "With great boobs comes great responsibility"
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Some boob jokes:
1)Boobs!! The word itself definitely created by boys. I mean look at those perfectly placed o's(two o's for two boobies) between two b's(B for Boys).
2)You might not know, but let me tell you even the guys who's behind Google, definitely got that "Google" word after seeing some good pair of boobies, again o's between g's(G for Guys). Now whenever you open google, you see a pair of boobies
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3)You should give some extra credit to nipples, because without them boobs are pointless (I hope you got the joke).
4)The existence of boobs does prove one thing:
That guys can focus on two things at once.
5) What do you call two identical pair of breasts?
"Identitties".
And if you have more points to add, just post them in the comments below.