SAGA
The story of hindi room Walls
It was another miserable gray day for Ganduster Sitting on his legendary battle-worn sofa with a hole so deep it could qualify as a black hole, he stared at the ceiling, contemplating his lifelong purpose which let’s be real was just ruining random people's peace for fun
* He scratched his head (maybe dandruff flew - we don’t judge) and suddenly had a rare thought *
"Why not unleash chaos today?"
And then it hit him! Zozo Walls!
The perfect place to terrorize with CAPS LOCK and ZERO GRAMMAR.
He smirked like a villain in a low-budget movie and grabbed his trusty 2G-speed phone (probably stolen from his chacha in 2009)
*Time to call his secret weapon. Sidepiss.*
* CALL CONNECTED *
Ganduster: HALLLOOO BHAIIIIII
Sidepiss (who was mid fart at the moment) almost jumped in happiness. Finally His time to shine.
Sidepiss: Haan bhai bolo!!! (Fart echoes in the background)
Ganduster: LET’S SPAM ZOZO WALLS WITH CAPITAL LETTERS UNTIL THEY CRY
Sidepiss: BHAIIIIIII I WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS!!! (another fart of excitement)
*BATTLE PLAN DISCUSSION *
Ganduster: Bhai you have to be faster than the mods
Sidepiss: Bhai, I am speed I am lightning I AM THE LAG
Ganduster: Good But remember, if they ban one of us, we switch IPs We are like ghosts. We never truly leave
Sidepiss: YES BHAI, WE ARE LIKE DENGUE IMPOSSIBLE TO GET RID OF
Ganduster: Okay let’s do it ON MY SIGNAL…
Sidepiss: YES SIR, I AM YOUR LOYAL CHAPPAL. READY FOR USE
* THE ATTACK BEGINS *
BOOM Their first message appears on Zozo Walls:
! GANDUSTER AND SIDEPI$$ OWNS THIS PLACE!
The chat erupts in chaos. Mods rush to delete messages but the spammer duo is TOO FAST
CAPS LOCK messages rain from the sky like meteor showers Zozo Walls collapses under the weight of their nonsense
* A noob cries in the corner A mod begs for mercy But Ganduster and Sidepiss DO NOT STOP*
AFTERMATH
After 40 bans 50 IP switches and 27 farts Sidepiss collapses on the floor exhausted but satisfied.
Ganduster grinning like an evil overlord pats his dusty keyboard like a true warrior.
"Another victory Another day wasted"
He leans back in his sofa hole waiting for the next evil plan.
Sidepiss? He’s already lying in the drawer again, waiting for his master’s next command.