Are you one of those people that turn everything dirty?

[FuriousDiseases]

You like tea and sodomy? I mean.. tea isn't NEEDED. OFC

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[FuriousDiseases]

The things I'd do to a cantaloupe while watching you wax dem eyebrows habibi.

 

[Hades]

dude, get swole!! cant see you little writing.

 

[FuriousDiseases]

I'd tongue-punch your fart box while toy talk to me like this, Snookums!

 

[FuriousDiseases]

Let's get big, and swolllen together! you sexy hunka burrito-bowl

 

[Deleted member 59]

Hmmm oh looky looky I've reached 12th or 13th comment So here comes the story

There was me and wifey talking, about the heater in her house, and she said someone was sending the plumber to fix something.

Let's read again shall we

All normal story! But that's when our talented dirty minded friend @Administrator comes in and asks "who's fucking a plumber" that was our faces right there, followed by a Errr..... no one? To what wifey explained again someone was fixing the radiators. We then decided to tease a little and suggested that he wanted some plumber action so he could get his pipe checked

he then tried to get me into the joke, but that went horribly wrong lol

He suggested me to become some black plumber guy to go and check his pipe! So yeah he sorta likes plumbers now I think

So that's one of the stories! Of how one simple convo in one afternoon became all dirty with fantasies involving plumbers and their iconic buttcracks in those muggy, dirty sweaty jeans!

Now if I don't get killed till this is read I will sure to tell another story when I hit 20th comment!

See yaaa and wish me to survive!

 

[FuriousDiseases]

Let's rusty trombone like a two bit Muppet Jazz band, and following that trend we can reach our hands up eachother and see who talks first.

 

[FuriousDiseases]

I'll be the Fozzy to your Kermit, Baybeh.

 

[FuriousDiseases]

I'll tell you what you ate last week, too.

 

[FuriousDiseases]

Sorry if I move too fast, when the lightbulb goes in my ass, I get fast.

 

[FuriousDiseases]

Get you like Surrealist's map, Snooky. No one will know where we're going. Up, down, sideways, clenching. All the fun we can have.

 

[FuriousDiseases]

You An angel? Cause the jizz splats kinda look like wings.

 

[FuriousDiseases]

K... we can cuddle now. But non of that male eye contact, or pillow talk.

 

[FuriousDiseases]

Call me, K, BB? You were good, I was great.

 

[Leilakins]

You An angel? Cause the jizz splats kinda look like wings.

Could use this for my cum art collection. Been asking for months even from randoms.

 

[FuriousDiseases]

Well hello there, G. Whats a guy like me doing in a girl like you?

 

[FuriousDiseases]

You told me Boy Bands get you drippy, well. I want it that way.

 

[Butter Bun]

if its attached to a plumber ask zeus lmao

Plumbers come to fix the sink instead they make the owners' leak fixing two at a time.

 

[kotta]

Ys