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A woman's jobs are never done

Dom55 said:
absolutely not .. I didnt mean it. it says without woman , man is nothing
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What u wrote, u need to reword. As it clearly states ... a woman without her man is nothing .... either u are incompetent or sexist and trying to cover your ass now... as if u are try to say that a man is nothing without a woman, then that is how u need ro word it, but then that statement is wrong and sexist as well.... as neither gender needs the other to validate it, they work as a team neither is more important than the other, in any good relationship/dynamic each brings their own strengths and weaknesses and their partner completes them, and they work as a team
 
Aphrodite said:
i did read and it means a Woman with out a man is nothing ,not her man is a nothing ,your qoute sumises a woman cant do nothing without a man ,that is what that qoute means
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lol not at all. Its quote by woman who says without her not without her man , without her so called man is nothing.Rose I have spend 2 years in main room , few years ago and you know me very well. I know its very easy to be dom . to be submissive it requires lots of strength . though , this quote was on day of woman's day celebration. to show woman's strength.
 
Aphrodite said:
i did read and it means a Woman with out a man is nothing ,not her man is a nothing ,your qoute sumises a woman cant do nothing without a man ,that is what that qoute means
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Absolutely not .I didnt mean it. first of all I post this quote in your thread on woman's day celebration. Rose, few years back, I was there in main room for 2 years and you always appreciated my chat. you know me very well. its quote by woman who saying without her not without her man , agan without her so called man is nothing.and about bdsm life style , which is not this place but just to make it clear I know very well, to be dom is very easy ,to be submissive it requires lots of strength .
 
Aphrodite said:
i did read and it means a Woman with out a man is nothing ,not her man is a nothing ,your qoute sumises a woman cant do nothing without a man ,that is what that qoute means
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no I didnt mean it. this quote is on woman day celebration . woman saying without her so called man is nothing
 
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failing to understand that regardless of what u was trying to say, u need to accept that is not what u actually said
 
Aphrodite said:
After reading a thread "Men will be Men ,when will Girls are Learn to be stable" makes me wonder do men understand what women do wether it's as a wife or a mother ,women do more Jobs in there lives and for free if you think about it ,here is a list of 40 jobs a woman / wife / mother does ,read and think about why women need maybe just a lil more respect then Men and arent alway thinking about SEX
1. Nurse—aka professional boo boo fixer, scrape soother, magical bruise healer.

2. Cleaning service—aka toy putter away-er, constant crumb vacuum-er, tornado fixer, face wiper, dishwasher.

3. Chef—aka gourmet cook, dual chef-sous chef combo, waitress, snack maker, walking Pinterest meal board, pizzeria chef.

4. Referee—aka fight breaker upper, mediator, tantrum tamer.

5. Personal assistant—aka appointment maker, play date scheduler, event planner, task manager.

6. Teacher—aka homework helper, example of living a moral life, explainer of right and wrong.

7. Meal planner—aka grocery shopper, ingredient investigator, recipe reader, cookbook.

8. Chauffeur—aka seat buckler, car seat installer, car DJ.

9. Birthday party organizer—the party planner, the present buyer, the creative genius, the wrapper and decorator.

10. Life coach—aka the amateur child psychologist, the therapist who listens to all. the. stories., the girlfriend when they need to vent.

11. Classroom parent—aka the class volunteer, the bringer of snacks, the organizer of the events.

12. Organizer—aka of the home, of the toys, of their schedules…basically, of their lives.

13. Personal stylist—aka the hair stylist, the outfit planner, the personal shopper.

14. Wet nurse—the feeder from our bodies, the makers of milk, the pumpers of the liquid gold.

15. Chief Financial Officer—aka we pay the bills, we buy them what they need, we allot a certain amount of money for fun stuff and treats.

16. Entertainer—aka singer, performer, actress, lullaby soother, magician, their personal audio book.

17. Handy(wo)man—aka fixer of the things, toy assembler, puzzle doer.

18. Psychic—aka reader of the minds, guesser of the needs, predictor of the future.

19. Sleep coach—aka nap negotiator, monster slayer, nightmare soother.

20. Pooping doula—aka bathroom helper, poop coaxer, butt wiper.

21. Rule enforcer—aka rule maker, deep breather when rules are not followed, decider of whether something is acceptable or not.

22. Investigator—aka finder of all the missing things, the questioner when there is a fight or say, crayon on the walls, examiner of things such as poop/ phlegm (and all those fun things!).

23. The Multitasker—aka the cook/ entertainer/ rule enforcer/ life coach often all at one time.

24. Chief Instagrammer—aka photographer, social media manager, selfie teacher.

25. Translator—aka interpreter of their sayings, the understander of what they’re saying, the communicator to anyone else who doesn’t understand them.

26. Dental hygienist—aka brusher of the teeth, toothpaste putter on-er, scheduler of the actual dentist appointments.

27. Memory maker—aka memory preservationist, magic maker, photo book maker.

28. Travel agent—aka trip planner, trip booker, the maker of the fun.

29. Researcher—aka fact checker (“Mom! I did not color on the couch!”), lie detector, investigator of the interwebs (what is that rash exactly?)

30. Crisis negotiator—aka diffuser of dangerous situations, law enforcement officer, special agreement agent (“Fine! You can have one more cookie if you get in the bath after.”)

31. Personal trainer—aka dance instructor, yogi, soccer coach, choreographer.

32. Bargain hunter—aka finder of the deals, saver of the money, college fund benefactor.

33. Imagination engineer—aka professional artist who knows how to paint all the things, the game maker, the creative wizard.

34. Encyclopedia—aka the answer of all the why’s in the world, all the how’s and all the where’s, who’s and what’s.

35. The comforter—aka Chief Cuddler, professional hugger, best kisser, human pillow.

36. Laundry service—aka the stain slayer, the fast folder, the washing wizard.

37. Transportation service—aka the carrier of the children/human maker/3D printer, the personal piggy-backer, the human jungle gym.

38. Lifeguard—aka swim instructor, sunscreen applicator, personal pool float.

39. The pet caregiver—aka the dog walker, the litter box cleaner, the fish feeder.

40. The magic maker—aka Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, the birthday wizard.

Some of these are also raising a man to because we all know men don't grow up they just get Bigger
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We need women who are so strong they can be gentle, so educated they can be humble,✨ so fierce they can be compassionate, so passionate they can be rational and so disciplined they can be free.” ✨❤️.....You educate a man; you educate a man. You educate a woman; you educate a generation.❤️......cheers and loads of respect to all the women around us ❤️
 
Aphrodite said:
After reading a thread "Men will be Men ,when will Girls are Learn to be stable" makes me wonder do men understand what women do wether it's as a wife or a mother ,women do more Jobs in there lives and for free if you think about it ,here is a list of 40 jobs a woman / wife / mother does ,read and think about why women need maybe just a lil more respect then Men and arent alway thinking about SEX
1. Nurse—aka professional boo boo fixer, scrape soother, magical bruise healer.

2. Cleaning service—aka toy putter away-er, constant crumb vacuum-er, tornado fixer, face wiper, dishwasher.

3. Chef—aka gourmet cook, dual chef-sous chef combo, waitress, snack maker, walking Pinterest meal board, pizzeria chef.

4. Referee—aka fight breaker upper, mediator, tantrum tamer.

5. Personal assistant—aka appointment maker, play date scheduler, event planner, task manager.

6. Teacher—aka homework helper, example of living a moral life, explainer of right and wrong.

7. Meal planner—aka grocery shopper, ingredient investigator, recipe reader, cookbook.

8. Chauffeur—aka seat buckler, car seat installer, car DJ.

9. Birthday party organizer—the party planner, the present buyer, the creative genius, the wrapper and decorator.

10. Life coach—aka the amateur child psychologist, the therapist who listens to all. the. stories., the girlfriend when they need to vent.

11. Classroom parent—aka the class volunteer, the bringer of snacks, the organizer of the events.

12. Organizer—aka of the home, of the toys, of their schedules…basically, of their lives.

13. Personal stylist—aka the hair stylist, the outfit planner, the personal shopper.

14. Wet nurse—the feeder from our bodies, the makers of milk, the pumpers of the liquid gold.

15. Chief Financial Officer—aka we pay the bills, we buy them what they need, we allot a certain amount of money for fun stuff and treats.

16. Entertainer—aka singer, performer, actress, lullaby soother, magician, their personal audio book.

17. Handy(wo)man—aka fixer of the things, toy assembler, puzzle doer.

18. Psychic—aka reader of the minds, guesser of the needs, predictor of the future.

19. Sleep coach—aka nap negotiator, monster slayer, nightmare soother.

20. Pooping doula—aka bathroom helper, poop coaxer, butt wiper.

21. Rule enforcer—aka rule maker, deep breather when rules are not followed, decider of whether something is acceptable or not.

22. Investigator—aka finder of all the missing things, the questioner when there is a fight or say, crayon on the walls, examiner of things such as poop/ phlegm (and all those fun things!).

23. The Multitasker—aka the cook/ entertainer/ rule enforcer/ life coach often all at one time.

24. Chief Instagrammer—aka photographer, social media manager, selfie teacher.

25. Translator—aka interpreter of their sayings, the understander of what they’re saying, the communicator to anyone else who doesn’t understand them.

26. Dental hygienist—aka brusher of the teeth, toothpaste putter on-er, scheduler of the actual dentist appointments.

27. Memory maker—aka memory preservationist, magic maker, photo book maker.

28. Travel agent—aka trip planner, trip booker, the maker of the fun.

29. Researcher—aka fact checker (“Mom! I did not color on the couch!”), lie detector, investigator of the interwebs (what is that rash exactly?)

30. Crisis negotiator—aka diffuser of dangerous situations, law enforcement officer, special agreement agent (“Fine! You can have one more cookie if you get in the bath after.”)

31. Personal trainer—aka dance instructor, yogi, soccer coach, choreographer.

32. Bargain hunter—aka finder of the deals, saver of the money, college fund benefactor.

33. Imagination engineer—aka professional artist who knows how to paint all the things, the game maker, the creative wizard.

34. Encyclopedia—aka the answer of all the why’s in the world, all the how’s and all the where’s, who’s and what’s.

35. The comforter—aka Chief Cuddler, professional hugger, best kisser, human pillow.

36. Laundry service—aka the stain slayer, the fast folder, the washing wizard.

37. Transportation service—aka the carrier of the children/human maker/3D printer, the personal piggy-backer, the human jungle gym.

38. Lifeguard—aka swim instructor, sunscreen applicator, personal pool float.

39. The pet caregiver—aka the dog walker, the litter box cleaner, the fish feeder.

40. The magic maker—aka Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, the birthday wizard.

Some of these are also raising a man to because we all know men don't grow up they just get Bigger
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Great thread friend
 
Aphrodite said:
After reading a thread "Men will be Men ,when will Girls are Learn to be stable" makes me wonder do men understand what women do wether it's as a wife or a mother ,women do more Jobs in there lives and for free if you think about it ,here is a list of 40 jobs a woman / wife / mother does ,read and think about why women need maybe just a lil more respect then Men and arent alway thinking about SEX
1. Nurse—aka professional boo boo fixer, scrape soother, magical bruise healer.

2. Cleaning service—aka toy putter away-er, constant crumb vacuum-er, tornado fixer, face wiper, dishwasher.

3. Chef—aka gourmet cook, dual chef-sous chef combo, waitress, snack maker, walking Pinterest meal board, pizzeria chef.

4. Referee—aka fight breaker upper, mediator, tantrum tamer.

5. Personal assistant—aka appointment maker, play date scheduler, event planner, task manager.

6. Teacher—aka homework helper, example of living a moral life, explainer of right and wrong.

7. Meal planner—aka grocery shopper, ingredient investigator, recipe reader, cookbook.

8. Chauffeur—aka seat buckler, car seat installer, car DJ.

9. Birthday party organizer—the party planner, the present buyer, the creative genius, the wrapper and decorator.

10. Life coach—aka the amateur child psychologist, the therapist who listens to all. the. stories., the girlfriend when they need to vent.

11. Classroom parent—aka the class volunteer, the bringer of snacks, the organizer of the events.

12. Organizer—aka of the home, of the toys, of their schedules…basically, of their lives.

13. Personal stylist—aka the hair stylist, the outfit planner, the personal shopper.

14. Wet nurse—the feeder from our bodies, the makers of milk, the pumpers of the liquid gold.

15. Chief Financial Officer—aka we pay the bills, we buy them what they need, we allot a certain amount of money for fun stuff and treats.

16. Entertainer—aka singer, performer, actress, lullaby soother, magician, their personal audio book.

17. Handy(wo)man—aka fixer of the things, toy assembler, puzzle doer.

18. Psychic—aka reader of the minds, guesser of the needs, predictor of the future.

19. Sleep coach—aka nap negotiator, monster slayer, nightmare soother.

20. Pooping doula—aka bathroom helper, poop coaxer, butt wiper.

21. Rule enforcer—aka rule maker, deep breather when rules are not followed, decider of whether something is acceptable or not.

22. Investigator—aka finder of all the missing things, the questioner when there is a fight or say, crayon on the walls, examiner of things such as poop/ phlegm (and all those fun things!).

23. The Multitasker—aka the cook/ entertainer/ rule enforcer/ life coach often all at one time.

24. Chief Instagrammer—aka photographer, social media manager, selfie teacher.

25. Translator—aka interpreter of their sayings, the understander of what they’re saying, the communicator to anyone else who doesn’t understand them.

26. Dental hygienist—aka brusher of the teeth, toothpaste putter on-er, scheduler of the actual dentist appointments.

27. Memory maker—aka memory preservationist, magic maker, photo book maker.

28. Travel agent—aka trip planner, trip booker, the maker of the fun.

29. Researcher—aka fact checker (“Mom! I did not color on the couch!”), lie detector, investigator of the interwebs (what is that rash exactly?)

30. Crisis negotiator—aka diffuser of dangerous situations, law enforcement officer, special agreement agent (“Fine! You can have one more cookie if you get in the bath after.”)

31. Personal trainer—aka dance instructor, yogi, soccer coach, choreographer.

32. Bargain hunter—aka finder of the deals, saver of the money, college fund benefactor.

33. Imagination engineer—aka professional artist who knows how to paint all the things, the game maker, the creative wizard.

34. Encyclopedia—aka the answer of all the why’s in the world, all the how’s and all the where’s, who’s and what’s.

35. The comforter—aka Chief Cuddler, professional hugger, best kisser, human pillow.

36. Laundry service—aka the stain slayer, the fast folder, the washing wizard.

37. Transportation service—aka the carrier of the children/human maker/3D printer, the personal piggy-backer, the human jungle gym.

38. Lifeguard—aka swim instructor, sunscreen applicator, personal pool float.

39. The pet caregiver—aka the dog walker, the litter box cleaner, the fish feeder.

40. The magic maker—aka Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, the birthday wizard.

Some of these are also raising a man to because we all know men don't grow up they just get Bigger
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absolutely and undeniably true
 
Aphrodite said:
After reading a thread "Men will be Men ,when will Girls are Learn to be stable" makes me wonder do men understand what women do wether it's as a wife or a mother ,women do more Jobs in there lives and for free if you think about it ,here is a list of 40 jobs a woman / wife / mother does ,read and think about why women need maybe just a lil more respect then Men and arent alway thinking about SEX
1. Nurse—aka professional boo boo fixer, scrape soother, magical bruise healer.

2. Cleaning service—aka toy putter away-er, constant crumb vacuum-er, tornado fixer, face wiper, dishwasher.

3. Chef—aka gourmet cook, dual chef-sous chef combo, waitress, snack maker, walking Pinterest meal board, pizzeria chef.

4. Referee—aka fight breaker upper, mediator, tantrum tamer.

5. Personal assistant—aka appointment maker, play date scheduler, event planner, task manager.

6. Teacher—aka homework helper, example of living a moral life, explainer of right and wrong.

7. Meal planner—aka grocery shopper, ingredient investigator, recipe reader, cookbook.

8. Chauffeur—aka seat buckler, car seat installer, car DJ.

9. Birthday party organizer—the party planner, the present buyer, the creative genius, the wrapper and decorator.

10. Life coach—aka the amateur child psychologist, the therapist who listens to all. the. stories., the girlfriend when they need to vent.

11. Classroom parent—aka the class volunteer, the bringer of snacks, the organizer of the events.

12. Organizer—aka of the home, of the toys, of their schedules…basically, of their lives.

13. Personal stylist—aka the hair stylist, the outfit planner, the personal shopper.

14. Wet nurse—the feeder from our bodies, the makers of milk, the pumpers of the liquid gold.

15. Chief Financial Officer—aka we pay the bills, we buy them what they need, we allot a certain amount of money for fun stuff and treats.

16. Entertainer—aka singer, performer, actress, lullaby soother, magician, their personal audio book.

17. Handy(wo)man—aka fixer of the things, toy assembler, puzzle doer.

18. Psychic—aka reader of the minds, guesser of the needs, predictor of the future.

19. Sleep coach—aka nap negotiator, monster slayer, nightmare soother.

20. Pooping doula—aka bathroom helper, poop coaxer, butt wiper.

21. Rule enforcer—aka rule maker, deep breather when rules are not followed, decider of whether something is acceptable or not.

22. Investigator—aka finder of all the missing things, the questioner when there is a fight or say, crayon on the walls, examiner of things such as poop/ phlegm (and all those fun things!).

23. The Multitasker—aka the cook/ entertainer/ rule enforcer/ life coach often all at one time.

24. Chief Instagrammer—aka photographer, social media manager, selfie teacher.

25. Translator—aka interpreter of their sayings, the understander of what they’re saying, the communicator to anyone else who doesn’t understand them.

26. Dental hygienist—aka brusher of the teeth, toothpaste putter on-er, scheduler of the actual dentist appointments.

27. Memory maker—aka memory preservationist, magic maker, photo book maker.

28. Travel agent—aka trip planner, trip booker, the maker of the fun.

29. Researcher—aka fact checker (“Mom! I did not color on the couch!”), lie detector, investigator of the interwebs (what is that rash exactly?)

30. Crisis negotiator—aka diffuser of dangerous situations, law enforcement officer, special agreement agent (“Fine! You can have one more cookie if you get in the bath after.”)

31. Personal trainer—aka dance instructor, yogi, soccer coach, choreographer.

32. Bargain hunter—aka finder of the deals, saver of the money, college fund benefactor.

33. Imagination engineer—aka professional artist who knows how to paint all the things, the game maker, the creative wizard.

34. Encyclopedia—aka the answer of all the why’s in the world, all the how’s and all the where’s, who’s and what’s.

35. The comforter—aka Chief Cuddler, professional hugger, best kisser, human pillow.

36. Laundry service—aka the stain slayer, the fast folder, the washing wizard.

37. Transportation service—aka the carrier of the children/human maker/3D printer, the personal piggy-backer, the human jungle gym.

38. Lifeguard—aka swim instructor, sunscreen applicator, personal pool float.

39. The pet caregiver—aka the dog walker, the litter box cleaner, the fish feeder.

40. The magic maker—aka Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, the birthday wizard.

Some of these are also raising a man to because we all know men don't grow up they just get Bigger
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great as always
 
Aphrodite said:
After reading a thread "Men will be Men ,when will Girls are Learn to be stable" makes me wonder do men understand what women do wether it's as a wife or a mother ,women do more Jobs in there lives and for free if you think about it ,here is a list of 40 jobs a woman / wife / mother does ,read and think about why women need maybe just a lil more respect then Men and arent alway thinking about SEX
1. Nurse—aka professional boo boo fixer, scrape soother, magical bruise healer.

2. Cleaning service—aka toy putter away-er, constant crumb vacuum-er, tornado fixer, face wiper, dishwasher.

3. Chef—aka gourmet cook, dual chef-sous chef combo, waitress, snack maker, walking Pinterest meal board, pizzeria chef.

4. Referee—aka fight breaker upper, mediator, tantrum tamer.

5. Personal assistant—aka appointment maker, play date scheduler, event planner, task manager.

6. Teacher—aka homework helper, example of living a moral life, explainer of right and wrong.

7. Meal planner—aka grocery shopper, ingredient investigator, recipe reader, cookbook.

8. Chauffeur—aka seat buckler, car seat installer, car DJ.

9. Birthday party organizer—the party planner, the present buyer, the creative genius, the wrapper and decorator.

10. Life coach—aka the amateur child psychologist, the therapist who listens to all. the. stories., the girlfriend when they need to vent.

11. Classroom parent—aka the class volunteer, the bringer of snacks, the organizer of the events.

12. Organizer—aka of the home, of the toys, of their schedules…basically, of their lives.

13. Personal stylist—aka the hair stylist, the outfit planner, the personal shopper.

14. Wet nurse—the feeder from our bodies, the makers of milk, the pumpers of the liquid gold.

15. Chief Financial Officer—aka we pay the bills, we buy them what they need, we allot a certain amount of money for fun stuff and treats.

16. Entertainer—aka singer, performer, actress, lullaby soother, magician, their personal audio book.

17. Handy(wo)man—aka fixer of the things, toy assembler, puzzle doer.

18. Psychic—aka reader of the minds, guesser of the needs, predictor of the future.

19. Sleep coach—aka nap negotiator, monster slayer, nightmare soother.

20. Pooping doula—aka bathroom helper, poop coaxer, butt wiper.

21. Rule enforcer—aka rule maker, deep breather when rules are not followed, decider of whether something is acceptable or not.

22. Investigator—aka finder of all the missing things, the questioner when there is a fight or say, crayon on the walls, examiner of things such as poop/ phlegm (and all those fun things!).

23. The Multitasker—aka the cook/ entertainer/ rule enforcer/ life coach often all at one time.

24. Chief Instagrammer—aka photographer, social media manager, selfie teacher.

25. Translator—aka interpreter of their sayings, the understander of what they’re saying, the communicator to anyone else who doesn’t understand them.

26. Dental hygienist—aka brusher of the teeth, toothpaste putter on-er, scheduler of the actual dentist appointments.

27. Memory maker—aka memory preservationist, magic maker, photo book maker.

28. Travel agent—aka trip planner, trip booker, the maker of the fun.

29. Researcher—aka fact checker (“Mom! I did not color on the couch!”), lie detector, investigator of the interwebs (what is that rash exactly?)

30. Crisis negotiator—aka diffuser of dangerous situations, law enforcement officer, special agreement agent (“Fine! You can have one more cookie if you get in the bath after.”)

31. Personal trainer—aka dance instructor, yogi, soccer coach, choreographer.

32. Bargain hunter—aka finder of the deals, saver of the money, college fund benefactor.

33. Imagination engineer—aka professional artist who knows how to paint all the things, the game maker, the creative wizard.

34. Encyclopedia—aka the answer of all the why’s in the world, all the how’s and all the where’s, who’s and what’s.

35. The comforter—aka Chief Cuddler, professional hugger, best kisser, human pillow.

36. Laundry service—aka the stain slayer, the fast folder, the washing wizard.

37. Transportation service—aka the carrier of the children/human maker/3D printer, the personal piggy-backer, the human jungle gym.

38. Lifeguard—aka swim instructor, sunscreen applicator, personal pool float.

39. The pet caregiver—aka the dog walker, the litter box cleaner, the fish feeder.

40. The magic maker—aka Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, the birthday wizard.

Some of these are also raising a man to because we all know men don't grow up they just get Bigger
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its very true
 
Aphrodite said:
After reading a thread "Men will be Men ,when will Girls are Learn to be stable" makes me wonder do men understand what women do wether it's as a wife or a mother ,women do more Jobs in there lives and for free if you think about it ,here is a list of 40 jobs a woman / wife / mother does ,read and think about why women need maybe just a lil more respect then Men and arent alway thinking about SEX
1. Nurse—aka professional boo boo fixer, scrape soother, magical bruise healer.

2. Cleaning service—aka toy putter away-er, constant crumb vacuum-er, tornado fixer, face wiper, dishwasher.

3. Chef—aka gourmet cook, dual chef-sous chef combo, waitress, snack maker, walking Pinterest meal board, pizzeria chef.

4. Referee—aka fight breaker upper, mediator, tantrum tamer.

5. Personal assistant—aka appointment maker, play date scheduler, event planner, task manager.

6. Teacher—aka homework helper, example of living a moral life, explainer of right and wrong.

7. Meal planner—aka grocery shopper, ingredient investigator, recipe reader, cookbook.

8. Chauffeur—aka seat buckler, car seat installer, car DJ.

9. Birthday party organizer—the party planner, the present buyer, the creative genius, the wrapper and decorator.

10. Life coach—aka the amateur child psychologist, the therapist who listens to all. the. stories., the girlfriend when they need to vent.

11. Classroom parent—aka the class volunteer, the bringer of snacks, the organizer of the events.

12. Organizer—aka of the home, of the toys, of their schedules…basically, of their lives.

13. Personal stylist—aka the hair stylist, the outfit planner, the personal shopper.

14. Wet nurse—the feeder from our bodies, the makers of milk, the pumpers of the liquid gold.

15. Chief Financial Officer—aka we pay the bills, we buy them what they need, we allot a certain amount of money for fun stuff and treats.

16. Entertainer—aka singer, performer, actress, lullaby soother, magician, their personal audio book.

17. Handy(wo)man—aka fixer of the things, toy assembler, puzzle doer.

18. Psychic—aka reader of the minds, guesser of the needs, predictor of the future.

19. Sleep coach—aka nap negotiator, monster slayer, nightmare soother.

20. Pooping doula—aka bathroom helper, poop coaxer, butt wiper.

21. Rule enforcer—aka rule maker, deep breather when rules are not followed, decider of whether something is acceptable or not.

22. Investigator—aka finder of all the missing things, the questioner when there is a fight or say, crayon on the walls, examiner of things such as poop/ phlegm (and all those fun things!).

23. The Multitasker—aka the cook/ entertainer/ rule enforcer/ life coach often all at one time.

24. Chief Instagrammer—aka photographer, social media manager, selfie teacher.

25. Translator—aka interpreter of their sayings, the understander of what they’re saying, the communicator to anyone else who doesn’t understand them.

26. Dental hygienist—aka brusher of the teeth, toothpaste putter on-er, scheduler of the actual dentist appointments.

27. Memory maker—aka memory preservationist, magic maker, photo book maker.

28. Travel agent—aka trip planner, trip booker, the maker of the fun.

29. Researcher—aka fact checker (“Mom! I did not color on the couch!”), lie detector, investigator of the interwebs (what is that rash exactly?)

30. Crisis negotiator—aka diffuser of dangerous situations, law enforcement officer, special agreement agent (“Fine! You can have one more cookie if you get in the bath after.”)

31. Personal trainer—aka dance instructor, yogi, soccer coach, choreographer.

32. Bargain hunter—aka finder of the deals, saver of the money, college fund benefactor.

33. Imagination engineer—aka professional artist who knows how to paint all the things, the game maker, the creative wizard.

34. Encyclopedia—aka the answer of all the why’s in the world, all the how’s and all the where’s, who’s and what’s.

35. The comforter—aka Chief Cuddler, professional hugger, best kisser, human pillow.

36. Laundry service—aka the stain slayer, the fast folder, the washing wizard.

37. Transportation service—aka the carrier of the children/human maker/3D printer, the personal piggy-backer, the human jungle gym.

38. Lifeguard—aka swim instructor, sunscreen applicator, personal pool float.

39. The pet caregiver—aka the dog walker, the litter box cleaner, the fish feeder.

40. The magic maker—aka Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, the birthday wizard.

Some of these are also raising a man to because we all know men don't grow up they just get Bigger
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Mom :heart1: does all these things ....
 
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