Sample Wall Conversation (Pretending to Be Innocent) - Wall Virgins
Me: Hey Beaches n pearls! Hope everyone’s havin a great day! 
Him: Oh wow....!! Long time! Howz lyf?
Me: Haha, Just chilling, being a good citizen...
Him: That’s nice...! Keeping it clean and classy, I see..!
Me: Always. We’re aallll respectable people here.
Private Messgage box(The Real Chaos)
Him: Oy, why ru acting all decent on the wall? U literally sent me a wild pic last night!
Me: Ssshhabbbaa! People are watching! I hav a reputation to maintain.
Him: "Reputationnn," my foot. U wer talkin about handcuffs last night!
Me: Blocked... Reported...... But also… tell me more hehe
Him: LOL. Now THAT’S the ZoZo spirit.
Moral of the story: Wall is for PR, Privates are for the real fun.
So....basically, ZoZo has 3 kinds f creatures:
1. Wall Saints – They post "deeecency is key!" and "I’m here for jst frndsss" Basically, ZoZo’s HR department...
Example:
@Siddhu
2. Private Pookies – They login, pick a user, and start typing..., "So… lace or nothing?"
Like, sirrr!!! that escalated so quickly!!
No intro - Just straight up R-rated poetry lol
Boooommm- welcome to ZoZo- After Dark!
Example:
@Alessandro agree,
@Sauparnika?
3. Chameleons - these guys balance their namaste energy on wall while unleashing their 50 Shades of Zozo in privates ..!!
They act a therapist on the wall but open their privates, they r conducting a whole diff kindf therapy - Thai Masaaaaaa..!! They've got their PhD in Flirtology.
These Zozolian Monks(Not the Himalayan monk user @VAMC . He is a lovely guy) meditate at a moment n massage the mouse, the next minute
So, wich one r U? The Public angel or the Private Pookie? Or are U the rare species that balances both lyk me hehe?
Let’s be real....everyone has a little bit of both. Ofcoooo...Some keep their privates as clean as their wall, But others?
Drop a comment or… whisper it to me. I won’t judge. (Much.)
And last, if u r reading this thinking, "Not me, I'm pure!"..., Sorry for being this naughty girlll - this post is dedicated to all those Shakespeare in the streets and Fifty shades in the sheets...!!
With Lust,
Pearl Beach...
ahaaaan sinner in samshady pm
let me remember the sins
or i didn't do anything like sin hahah.....
