《》 Jupi Kitchen's- Clingy stew ( viral editon ) 《》

[JUPITER]

Clingy " I don't care " stew ​

​

​

A dish made for those who "don't care" about you but somehow know your every move.​

​

ingredients:​

​

2 kg of jealousy finely chopped​

​

1 cup of passive-aggressive seasoning​

( liar's special )​

​

3 cloves of "I don't even think about​

you" (smashed but still lingering)​

​

4 stalks of silent lurking diced​

​

1 tablespoon of anonymous shade​

(substitute with fake support if​

necessary)​

​

A pinch of "I'm only here to see you fail"​

adjust to taste​

​

2 cups of curiosity they refuse to admit​

1 sprig of "I don't follow you but I saw"​

​

3 drops of resentment extracted from an​

old screenshot they swore they didn't​

keep.​

​

1L of fake laughter stirred slowly​

until boilin.​

​

​

instructions ​

How to create ​

" I don't care crowd "​

​

Step 1:​

Heat a large pot over medium heat DO NOT look around to see if anyone's watching you already know they are.. let the air fill with tension​

​

Step 2:​

Sauté the jealousy in its own juices until it​

starts to sizzle then add the ​

passive-aggressive seasoning ..stir​

aggressively while muttering "no just​

randomly came across this"​

​

Step 3:​

Slowly add the silent lurking but don't stir too much... they prefer to sit at the bottom unnoticed but present if they start bubbling up turn down the heat just enough to let them think they're invisible again​

​

Step 4:​

Crush the cloves of "I don't even care" and​

sprinkle them in the scent will immediately attract the ones who pretend they don't notice you​

​

Step 5:​

Pour in the curiosity and stir quickly​

watching as it thickens into full blown​

obsession If it starts overflowing just post something cryptic and watch it simmer back down​

​

Step 6:​

Add the sprig of "I don't follow you ​

but I saw.." and let it steep the aroma should fill the air with excuses and "coincidences"​

​

Step 7:​

Finally drizzle the resentment over the top then let the whole thing simmer for exactly 24 hours just long enough for them to pretend they move on but still come back "just to check "​

​

​

​

Serve hot preferably with a side of​

"I never think about you" energy and enjoy knowing that no matter how much they claim they're over it they'll be back​

for another bite​

​

​

The end .​

 

[Saurabh Sharma]

​

Clingy " I don't care " stew ​

​

​

​

View attachment 304861​

​

A dish made for those who "don't care" about you but somehow know your every move.​

​

​

​

ingredients:​

​

2 kg of jealousy finely chopped​

​

1 cup of passive-aggressive seasoning​

( liar's special )​

​

3 cloves of "I don't even think about​

you" (smashed but still lingering)​

​

4 stalks of silent lurking diced​

​

1 tablespoon of anonymous shade​

(substitute with fake support if​

necessary)​

​

A pinch of "I'm only here to see you fail"​

adjust to taste​

​

2 cups of curiosity they refuse to admit​

1 sprig of "I don't follow you but I saw"​

​

3 drops of resentment extracted from an​

old screenshot they swore they didn't​

keep.​

​

1L of fake laughter stirred slowly​

until boilin.​

​

​

​

​

​

instructions ​

​

How to create ​

​

" I don't care crowd "​

​

​

Step 1:​

Heat a large pot over medium heat DO NOT look around to see if anyone's watching you already know they are.. let the air fill with tension​

​

Step 2:​

Sauté the jealousy in its own juices until it​

starts to sizzle then add the ​

passive-aggressive seasoning ..stir​

aggressively while muttering "no just​

randomly came across this"​

​

Step 3:​

Slowly add the silent lurking but don't stir too much... they prefer to sit at the bottom unnoticed but present if they start bubbling up turn down the heat just enough to let them think they're invisible again​

​

Step 4:​

Crush the cloves of "I don't even care" and​

sprinkle them in the scent will immediately attract the ones who pretend they don't notice you​

​

Step 5:​

Pour in the curiosity and stir quickly​

watching as it thickens into full blown​

obsession If it starts overflowing just post something cryptic and watch it simmer back down​

​

Step 6:​

Add the sprig of "I don't follow you ​

but I saw.." and let it steep the aroma should fill the air with excuses and "coincidences"​

​

Step 7:​

Finally drizzle the resentment over the top then let the whole thing simmer for exactly 24 hours just long enough for them to pretend they move on but still come back "just to check "​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

Serve hot preferably with a side of​

​

"I never think about you" energy and enjoy knowing that no matter how much they claim they're over it they'll be back​

​

for another bite​

​

​

​

​

​

The end .​

Wow.. very nice

 

[Mahe10]

​

Clingy " I don't care " stew ​

​

​

​

View attachment 304861​

​

A dish made for those who "don't care" about you but somehow know your every move.​

​

​

​

ingredients:​

​

2 kg of jealousy finely chopped​

​

1 cup of passive-aggressive seasoning​

( liar's special )​

​

3 cloves of "I don't even think about​

you" (smashed but still lingering)​

​

4 stalks of silent lurking diced​

​

1 tablespoon of anonymous shade​

(substitute with fake support if​

necessary)​

​

A pinch of "I'm only here to see you fail"​

adjust to taste​

​

2 cups of curiosity they refuse to admit​

1 sprig of "I don't follow you but I saw"​

​

3 drops of resentment extracted from an​

old screenshot they swore they didn't​

keep.​

​

1L of fake laughter stirred slowly​

until boilin.​

​

​

​

​

​

instructions ​

​

How to create ​

​

" I don't care crowd "​

​

​

Step 1:​

Heat a large pot over medium heat DO NOT look around to see if anyone's watching you already know they are.. let the air fill with tension​

​

Step 2:​

Sauté the jealousy in its own juices until it​

starts to sizzle then add the ​

passive-aggressive seasoning ..stir​

aggressively while muttering "no just​

randomly came across this"​

​

Step 3:​

Slowly add the silent lurking but don't stir too much... they prefer to sit at the bottom unnoticed but present if they start bubbling up turn down the heat just enough to let them think they're invisible again​

​

Step 4:​

Crush the cloves of "I don't even care" and​

sprinkle them in the scent will immediately attract the ones who pretend they don't notice you​

​

Step 5:​

Pour in the curiosity and stir quickly​

watching as it thickens into full blown​

obsession If it starts overflowing just post something cryptic and watch it simmer back down​

​

Step 6:​

Add the sprig of "I don't follow you ​

but I saw.." and let it steep the aroma should fill the air with excuses and "coincidences"​

​

Step 7:​

Finally drizzle the resentment over the top then let the whole thing simmer for exactly 24 hours just long enough for them to pretend they move on but still come back "just to check "​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

Serve hot preferably with a side of​

​

"I never think about you" energy and enjoy knowing that no matter how much they claim they're over it they'll be back​

​

for another bite​

​

​

​

​

​

The end .​

its suits for some people over hereee

 

[Dom55]

​

Clingy " I don't care " stew ​

​

​

​

View attachment 304861​

​

A dish made for those who "don't care" about you but somehow know your every move.​

​

​

​

ingredients:​

​

2 kg of jealousy finely chopped​

​

1 cup of passive-aggressive seasoning​

( liar's special )​

​

3 cloves of "I don't even think about​

you" (smashed but still lingering)​

​

4 stalks of silent lurking diced​

​

1 tablespoon of anonymous shade​

(substitute with fake support if​

necessary)​

​

A pinch of "I'm only here to see you fail"​

adjust to taste​

​

2 cups of curiosity they refuse to admit​

1 sprig of "I don't follow you but I saw"​

​

3 drops of resentment extracted from an​

old screenshot they swore they didn't​

keep.​

​

1L of fake laughter stirred slowly​

until boilin.​

​

​

​

​

​

instructions ​

​

How to create ​

​

" I don't care crowd "​

​

​

Step 1:​

Heat a large pot over medium heat DO NOT look around to see if anyone's watching you already know they are.. let the air fill with tension​

​

Step 2:​

Sauté the jealousy in its own juices until it​

starts to sizzle then add the ​

passive-aggressive seasoning ..stir​

aggressively while muttering "no just​

randomly came across this"​

​

Step 3:​

Slowly add the silent lurking but don't stir too much... they prefer to sit at the bottom unnoticed but present if they start bubbling up turn down the heat just enough to let them think they're invisible again​

​

Step 4:​

Crush the cloves of "I don't even care" and​

sprinkle them in the scent will immediately attract the ones who pretend they don't notice you​

​

Step 5:​

Pour in the curiosity and stir quickly​

watching as it thickens into full blown​

obsession If it starts overflowing just post something cryptic and watch it simmer back down​

​

Step 6:​

Add the sprig of "I don't follow you ​

but I saw.." and let it steep the aroma should fill the air with excuses and "coincidences"​

​

Step 7:​

Finally drizzle the resentment over the top then let the whole thing simmer for exactly 24 hours just long enough for them to pretend they move on but still come back "just to check "​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

Serve hot preferably with a side of​

​

"I never think about you" energy and enjoy knowing that no matter how much they claim they're over it they'll be back​

​

for another bite​

​

​

​

​

​

The end .​

Very creative Master Chef

 

[sweetie Chowdary]

​

Clingy " I don't care " stew ​

​

​

​

View attachment 304861​

​

A dish made for those who "don't care" about you but somehow know your every move.​

​

​

​

ingredients:​

​

2 kg of jealousy finely chopped​

​

1 cup of passive-aggressive seasoning​

( liar's special )​

​

3 cloves of "I don't even think about​

you" (smashed but still lingering)​

​

4 stalks of silent lurking diced​

​

1 tablespoon of anonymous shade​

(substitute with fake support if​

necessary)​

​

A pinch of "I'm only here to see you fail"​

adjust to taste​

​

2 cups of curiosity they refuse to admit​

1 sprig of "I don't follow you but I saw"​

​

3 drops of resentment extracted from an​

old screenshot they swore they didn't​

keep.​

​

1L of fake laughter stirred slowly​

until boilin.​

​

​

​

​

​

instructions ​

​

How to create ​

​

" I don't care crowd "​

​

​

Step 1:​

Heat a large pot over medium heat DO NOT look around to see if anyone's watching you already know they are.. let the air fill with tension​

​

Step 2:​

Sauté the jealousy in its own juices until it​

starts to sizzle then add the ​

passive-aggressive seasoning ..stir​

aggressively while muttering "no just​

randomly came across this"​

​

Step 3:​

Slowly add the silent lurking but don't stir too much... they prefer to sit at the bottom unnoticed but present if they start bubbling up turn down the heat just enough to let them think they're invisible again​

​

Step 4:​

Crush the cloves of "I don't even care" and​

sprinkle them in the scent will immediately attract the ones who pretend they don't notice you​

​

Step 5:​

Pour in the curiosity and stir quickly​

watching as it thickens into full blown​

obsession If it starts overflowing just post something cryptic and watch it simmer back down​

​

Step 6:​

Add the sprig of "I don't follow you ​

but I saw.." and let it steep the aroma should fill the air with excuses and "coincidences"​

​

Step 7:​

Finally drizzle the resentment over the top then let the whole thing simmer for exactly 24 hours just long enough for them to pretend they move on but still come back "just to check "​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

Serve hot preferably with a side of​

​

"I never think about you" energy and enjoy knowing that no matter how much they claim they're over it they'll be back​

​

for another bite​

​

​

​

​

​

The end .​

Nice recipe

 

[Ananya1235]

​

Clingy " I don't care " stew ​

​

​

​

View attachment 304861​

​

A dish made for those who "don't care" about you but somehow know your every move.​

​

​

​

ingredients:​

​

2 kg of jealousy finely chopped​

​

1 cup of passive-aggressive seasoning​

( liar's special )​

​

3 cloves of "I don't even think about​

you" (smashed but still lingering)​

​

4 stalks of silent lurking diced​

​

1 tablespoon of anonymous shade​

(substitute with fake support if​

necessary)​

​

A pinch of "I'm only here to see you fail"​

adjust to taste​

​

2 cups of curiosity they refuse to admit​

1 sprig of "I don't follow you but I saw"​

​

3 drops of resentment extracted from an​

old screenshot they swore they didn't​

keep.​

​

1L of fake laughter stirred slowly​

until boilin.​

​

​

​

​

​

instructions ​

​

How to create ​

​

" I don't care crowd "​

​

​

Step 1:​

Heat a large pot over medium heat DO NOT look around to see if anyone's watching you already know they are.. let the air fill with tension​

​

Step 2:​

Sauté the jealousy in its own juices until it​

starts to sizzle then add the ​

passive-aggressive seasoning ..stir​

aggressively while muttering "no just​

randomly came across this"​

​

Step 3:​

Slowly add the silent lurking but don't stir too much... they prefer to sit at the bottom unnoticed but present if they start bubbling up turn down the heat just enough to let them think they're invisible again​

​

Step 4:​

Crush the cloves of "I don't even care" and​

sprinkle them in the scent will immediately attract the ones who pretend they don't notice you​

​

Step 5:​

Pour in the curiosity and stir quickly​

watching as it thickens into full blown​

obsession If it starts overflowing just post something cryptic and watch it simmer back down​

​

Step 6:​

Add the sprig of "I don't follow you ​

but I saw.." and let it steep the aroma should fill the air with excuses and "coincidences"​

​

Step 7:​

Finally drizzle the resentment over the top then let the whole thing simmer for exactly 24 hours just long enough for them to pretend they move on but still come back "just to check "​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

Serve hot preferably with a side of​

​

"I never think about you" energy and enjoy knowing that no matter how much they claim they're over it they'll be back​

​

for another bite​

​

​

​

​

​

The end .​

Such a tasty recipe

 

[Alessandro]

​

Clingy " I don't care " stew ​

​

​

​

View attachment 304861​

​

A dish made for those who "don't care" about you but somehow know your every move.​

​

​

​

ingredients:​

​

2 kg of jealousy finely chopped​

​

1 cup of passive-aggressive seasoning​

( liar's special )​

​

3 cloves of "I don't even think about​

you" (smashed but still lingering)​

​

4 stalks of silent lurking diced​

​

1 tablespoon of anonymous shade​

(substitute with fake support if​

necessary)​

​

A pinch of "I'm only here to see you fail"​

adjust to taste​

​

2 cups of curiosity they refuse to admit​

1 sprig of "I don't follow you but I saw"​

​

3 drops of resentment extracted from an​

old screenshot they swore they didn't​

keep.​

​

1L of fake laughter stirred slowly​

until boilin.​

​

​

​

​

​

instructions ​

​

How to create ​

​

" I don't care crowd "​

​

​

Step 1:​

Heat a large pot over medium heat DO NOT look around to see if anyone's watching you already know they are.. let the air fill with tension​

​

Step 2:​

Sauté the jealousy in its own juices until it​

starts to sizzle then add the ​

passive-aggressive seasoning ..stir​

aggressively while muttering "no just​

randomly came across this"​

​

Step 3:​

Slowly add the silent lurking but don't stir too much... they prefer to sit at the bottom unnoticed but present if they start bubbling up turn down the heat just enough to let them think they're invisible again​

​

Step 4:​

Crush the cloves of "I don't even care" and​

sprinkle them in the scent will immediately attract the ones who pretend they don't notice you​

​

Step 5:​

Pour in the curiosity and stir quickly​

watching as it thickens into full blown​

obsession If it starts overflowing just post something cryptic and watch it simmer back down​

​

Step 6:​

Add the sprig of "I don't follow you ​

but I saw.." and let it steep the aroma should fill the air with excuses and "coincidences"​

​

Step 7:​

Finally drizzle the resentment over the top then let the whole thing simmer for exactly 24 hours just long enough for them to pretend they move on but still come back "just to check "​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

Serve hot preferably with a side of​

​

"I never think about you" energy and enjoy knowing that no matter how much they claim they're over it they'll be back​

​

for another bite​

​

​

​

​

​

The end .​

Could u make me one bowl please

 

[Solara]

I never read any fucking recipe with so much attention as I did here !! Goood gracious lol !!
Salute!

 

[Indrajith]

 

[Astraea]

​

Clingy " I don't care " stew ​

​

​

​

View attachment 304861​

​

A dish made for those who "don't care" about you but somehow know your every move.​

​

​

​

ingredients:​

​

2 kg of jealousy finely chopped​

​

1 cup of passive-aggressive seasoning​

( liar's special )​

​

3 cloves of "I don't even think about​

you" (smashed but still lingering)​

​

4 stalks of silent lurking diced​

​

1 tablespoon of anonymous shade​

(substitute with fake support if​

necessary)​

​

A pinch of "I'm only here to see you fail"​

adjust to taste​

​

2 cups of curiosity they refuse to admit​

1 sprig of "I don't follow you but I saw"​

​

3 drops of resentment extracted from an​

old screenshot they swore they didn't​

keep.​

​

1L of fake laughter stirred slowly​

until boilin.​

​

​

​

​

​

instructions ​

​

How to create ​

​

" I don't care crowd "​

​

​

Step 1:​

Heat a large pot over medium heat DO NOT look around to see if anyone's watching you already know they are.. let the air fill with tension​

​

Step 2:​

Sauté the jealousy in its own juices until it​

starts to sizzle then add the ​

passive-aggressive seasoning ..stir​

aggressively while muttering "no just​

randomly came across this"​

​

Step 3:​

Slowly add the silent lurking but don't stir too much... they prefer to sit at the bottom unnoticed but present if they start bubbling up turn down the heat just enough to let them think they're invisible again​

​

Step 4:​

Crush the cloves of "I don't even care" and​

sprinkle them in the scent will immediately attract the ones who pretend they don't notice you​

​

Step 5:​

Pour in the curiosity and stir quickly​

watching as it thickens into full blown​

obsession If it starts overflowing just post something cryptic and watch it simmer back down​

​

Step 6:​

Add the sprig of "I don't follow you ​

but I saw.." and let it steep the aroma should fill the air with excuses and "coincidences"​

​

Step 7:​

Finally drizzle the resentment over the top then let the whole thing simmer for exactly 24 hours just long enough for them to pretend they move on but still come back "just to check "​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

Serve hot preferably with a side of​

​

"I never think about you" energy and enjoy knowing that no matter how much they claim they're over it they'll be back​

​

for another bite​

​

​

​

​

​

The end .​

You just exposed my love life;-(

 

[Ishth]

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[jasminee]

​

Clingy " I don't care " stew ​

​

​

​

View attachment 304861​

​

A dish made for those who "don't care" about you but somehow know your every move.​

​

​

​

ingredients:​

​

2 kg of jealousy finely chopped​

​

1 cup of passive-aggressive seasoning​

( liar's special )​

​

3 cloves of "I don't even think about​

you" (smashed but still lingering)​

​

4 stalks of silent lurking diced​

​

1 tablespoon of anonymous shade​

(substitute with fake support if​

necessary)​

​

A pinch of "I'm only here to see you fail"​

adjust to taste​

​

2 cups of curiosity they refuse to admit​

1 sprig of "I don't follow you but I saw"​

​

3 drops of resentment extracted from an​

old screenshot they swore they didn't​

keep.​

​

1L of fake laughter stirred slowly​

until boilin.​

​

​

​

​

​

instructions ​

​

How to create ​

​

" I don't care crowd "​

​

​

Step 1:​

Heat a large pot over medium heat DO NOT look around to see if anyone's watching you already know they are.. let the air fill with tension​

​

Step 2:​

Sauté the jealousy in its own juices until it​

starts to sizzle then add the ​

passive-aggressive seasoning ..stir​

aggressively while muttering "no just​

randomly came across this"​

​

Step 3:​

Slowly add the silent lurking but don't stir too much... they prefer to sit at the bottom unnoticed but present if they start bubbling up turn down the heat just enough to let them think they're invisible again​

​

Step 4:​

Crush the cloves of "I don't even care" and​

sprinkle them in the scent will immediately attract the ones who pretend they don't notice you​

​

Step 5:​

Pour in the curiosity and stir quickly​

watching as it thickens into full blown​

obsession If it starts overflowing just post something cryptic and watch it simmer back down​

​

Step 6:​

Add the sprig of "I don't follow you ​

but I saw.." and let it steep the aroma should fill the air with excuses and "coincidences"​

​

Step 7:​

Finally drizzle the resentment over the top then let the whole thing simmer for exactly 24 hours just long enough for them to pretend they move on but still come back "just to check "​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

Serve hot preferably with a side of​

​

"I never think about you" energy and enjoy knowing that no matter how much they claim they're over it they'll be back​

​

for another bite​

​

​

​

​

​

The end .​

Such a great dish babe....thank you for revealing a best dishes.... hehehe

 

[Anshhi]

​

Clingy " I don't care " stew ​

​

​

​

View attachment 304861​

​

A dish made for those who "don't care" about you but somehow know your every move.​

​

​

​

ingredients:​

​

2 kg of jealousy finely chopped​

​

1 cup of passive-aggressive seasoning​

( liar's special )​

​

3 cloves of "I don't even think about​

you" (smashed but still lingering)​

​

4 stalks of silent lurking diced​

​

1 tablespoon of anonymous shade​

(substitute with fake support if​

necessary)​

​

A pinch of "I'm only here to see you fail"​

adjust to taste​

​

2 cups of curiosity they refuse to admit​

1 sprig of "I don't follow you but I saw"​

​

3 drops of resentment extracted from an​

old screenshot they swore they didn't​

keep.​

​

1L of fake laughter stirred slowly​

until boilin.​

​

​

​

​

​

instructions ​

​

How to create ​

​

" I don't care crowd "​

​

​

Step 1:​

Heat a large pot over medium heat DO NOT look around to see if anyone's watching you already know they are.. let the air fill with tension​

​

Step 2:​

Sauté the jealousy in its own juices until it​

starts to sizzle then add the ​

passive-aggressive seasoning ..stir​

aggressively while muttering "no just​

randomly came across this"​

​

Step 3:​

Slowly add the silent lurking but don't stir too much... they prefer to sit at the bottom unnoticed but present if they start bubbling up turn down the heat just enough to let them think they're invisible again​

​

Step 4:​

Crush the cloves of "I don't even care" and​

sprinkle them in the scent will immediately attract the ones who pretend they don't notice you​

​

Step 5:​

Pour in the curiosity and stir quickly​

watching as it thickens into full blown​

obsession If it starts overflowing just post something cryptic and watch it simmer back down​

​

Step 6:​

Add the sprig of "I don't follow you ​

but I saw.." and let it steep the aroma should fill the air with excuses and "coincidences"​

​

Step 7:​

Finally drizzle the resentment over the top then let the whole thing simmer for exactly 24 hours just long enough for them to pretend they move on but still come back "just to check "​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

Serve hot preferably with a side of​

​

"I never think about you" energy and enjoy knowing that no matter how much they claim they're over it they'll be back​

​

for another bite​

​

​

​

​

​

The end .​

This is a masterfully crafted, satirical recipe that highlights the toxic behavior of individuals who claim to be uninterested or unbothered, yet secretly obsess over someone.

The ingredients and instructions are cleverly designed to poke fun at the hypocrisy and games people play in relationships or social interactions. Each step and ingredient adds a layer of humor and wit to the narrative.

Some standout elements include:

- "Passive-aggressive seasoning (liar's special)"
- "Silent lurking diced"
- "Anonymous shade (substitute with fake support if necessary)"
- "I don't follow you, but I saw" (so relatable!)

This recipe is not only entertaining, but it also cleverly critiques the human tendency to pretend indifference while harboring strong emotions.

Kudos to @JUPITER of this satirical masterpiece!
*A_AICS

 

[criss cross]

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Clingy " I don't care " stew ​

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A dish made for those who "don't care" about you but somehow know your every move.​

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ingredients:​

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2 kg of jealousy finely chopped​

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1 cup of passive-aggressive seasoning​

( liar's special )​

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3 cloves of "I don't even think about​

you" (smashed but still lingering)​

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4 stalks of silent lurking diced​

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1 tablespoon of anonymous shade​

(substitute with fake support if​

necessary)​

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A pinch of "I'm only here to see you fail"​

adjust to taste​

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2 cups of curiosity they refuse to admit​

1 sprig of "I don't follow you but I saw"​

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3 drops of resentment extracted from an​

old screenshot they swore they didn't​

keep.​

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1L of fake laughter stirred slowly​

until boilin.​

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instructions ​

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How to create ​

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" I don't care crowd "​

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Step 1:​

Heat a large pot over medium heat DO NOT look around to see if anyone's watching you already know they are.. let the air fill with tension​

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Step 2:​

Sauté the jealousy in its own juices until it​

starts to sizzle then add the ​

passive-aggressive seasoning ..stir​

aggressively while muttering "no just​

randomly came across this"​

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Step 3:​

Slowly add the silent lurking but don't stir too much... they prefer to sit at the bottom unnoticed but present if they start bubbling up turn down the heat just enough to let them think they're invisible again​

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Step 4:​

Crush the cloves of "I don't even care" and​

sprinkle them in the scent will immediately attract the ones who pretend they don't notice you​

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Step 5:​

Pour in the curiosity and stir quickly​

watching as it thickens into full blown​

obsession If it starts overflowing just post something cryptic and watch it simmer back down​

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Step 6:​

Add the sprig of "I don't follow you ​

but I saw.." and let it steep the aroma should fill the air with excuses and "coincidences"​

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Step 7:​

Finally drizzle the resentment over the top then let the whole thing simmer for exactly 24 hours just long enough for them to pretend they move on but still come back "just to check "​

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Serve hot preferably with a side of​

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"I never think about you" energy and enjoy knowing that no matter how much they claim they're over it they'll be back​

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for another bite​

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The end .​

That recipe is chef’s kiss—a perfect dish for those who swear they’re on a diet but sneak a bite every time. The way the jealousy sizzles in its own juices? Iconic. And that final drizzle of resentment? Aged like fine wine.

I’d suggest pairing it with a chilled glass of "I'm too busy to care but somehow always here"—the bitterness really complements the stew.

Bon appétit to the ones who don’t care but somehow always have a seat at the table

 

[AgaraMudhalvan]

​

Clingy " I don't care " stew ​

​

​

​

View attachment 304861​

​

A dish made for those who "don't care" about you but somehow know your every move.​

​

​

​

ingredients:​

​

2 kg of jealousy finely chopped​

​

1 cup of passive-aggressive seasoning​

( liar's special )​

​

3 cloves of "I don't even think about​

you" (smashed but still lingering)​

​

4 stalks of silent lurking diced​

​

1 tablespoon of anonymous shade​

(substitute with fake support if​

necessary)​

​

A pinch of "I'm only here to see you fail"​

adjust to taste​

​

2 cups of curiosity they refuse to admit​

1 sprig of "I don't follow you but I saw"​

​

3 drops of resentment extracted from an​

old screenshot they swore they didn't​

keep.​

​

1L of fake laughter stirred slowly​

until boilin.​

​

​

​

​

​

instructions ​

​

How to create ​

​

" I don't care crowd "​

​

​

Step 1:​

Heat a large pot over medium heat DO NOT look around to see if anyone's watching you already know they are.. let the air fill with tension​

​

Step 2:​

Sauté the jealousy in its own juices until it​

starts to sizzle then add the ​

passive-aggressive seasoning ..stir​

aggressively while muttering "no just​

randomly came across this"​

​

Step 3:​

Slowly add the silent lurking but don't stir too much... they prefer to sit at the bottom unnoticed but present if they start bubbling up turn down the heat just enough to let them think they're invisible again​

​

Step 4:​

Crush the cloves of "I don't even care" and​

sprinkle them in the scent will immediately attract the ones who pretend they don't notice you​

​

Step 5:​

Pour in the curiosity and stir quickly​

watching as it thickens into full blown​

obsession If it starts overflowing just post something cryptic and watch it simmer back down​

​

Step 6:​

Add the sprig of "I don't follow you ​

but I saw.." and let it steep the aroma should fill the air with excuses and "coincidences"​

​

Step 7:​

Finally drizzle the resentment over the top then let the whole thing simmer for exactly 24 hours just long enough for them to pretend they move on but still come back "just to check "​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

Serve hot preferably with a side of​

​

"I never think about you" energy and enjoy knowing that no matter how much they claim they're over it they'll be back​

​

for another bite​

​

​

​

​

​

The end .​

super fantastic excellent marvelous (!!!)

 

[murat]

​

Clingy " I don't care " stew ​

​

​

​

View attachment 304861​

​

A dish made for those who "don't care" about you but somehow know your every move.​

​

​

​

ingredients:​

​

2 kg of jealousy finely chopped​

​

1 cup of passive-aggressive seasoning​

( liar's special )​

​

3 cloves of "I don't even think about​

you" (smashed but still lingering)​

​

4 stalks of silent lurking diced​

​

1 tablespoon of anonymous shade​

(substitute with fake support if​

necessary)​

​

A pinch of "I'm only here to see you fail"​

adjust to taste​

​

2 cups of curiosity they refuse to admit​

1 sprig of "I don't follow you but I saw"​

​

3 drops of resentment extracted from an​

old screenshot they swore they didn't​

keep.​

​

1L of fake laughter stirred slowly​

until boilin.​

​

​

​

​

​

instructions ​

​

How to create ​

​

" I don't care crowd "​

​

​

Step 1:​

Heat a large pot over medium heat DO NOT look around to see if anyone's watching you already know they are.. let the air fill with tension​

​

Step 2:​

Sauté the jealousy in its own juices until it​

starts to sizzle then add the ​

passive-aggressive seasoning ..stir​

aggressively while muttering "no just​

randomly came across this"​

​

Step 3:​

Slowly add the silent lurking but don't stir too much... they prefer to sit at the bottom unnoticed but present if they start bubbling up turn down the heat just enough to let them think they're invisible again​

​

Step 4:​

Crush the cloves of "I don't even care" and​

sprinkle them in the scent will immediately attract the ones who pretend they don't notice you​

​

Step 5:​

Pour in the curiosity and stir quickly​

watching as it thickens into full blown​

obsession If it starts overflowing just post something cryptic and watch it simmer back down​

​

Step 6:​

Add the sprig of "I don't follow you ​

but I saw.." and let it steep the aroma should fill the air with excuses and "coincidences"​

​

Step 7:​

Finally drizzle the resentment over the top then let the whole thing simmer for exactly 24 hours just long enough for them to pretend they move on but still come back "just to check "​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

Serve hot preferably with a side of​

​

"I never think about you" energy and enjoy knowing that no matter how much they claim they're over it they'll be back​

​

for another bite​

​

​

​

​

​

The end .​

i need its cooking video

 

[LionBeast]

Let's make it together