देसी हास्य
- Thread starter Satya
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Aisa hota to 500 note gayeb hota
Sachi Kitna milta salary bolo bolo
Itni ka nind halal kardi Kya
To ladki dhunte waqt sas apni kudli leke phirti he kya
Bahar kyu dhun rahe ho khud me dhudo sayad mile ya nai BHI
Papa ko puchke aata hoon kitne denge mujhe uske hisaab se bolungaSachi Kitna milta salary bolo bolo
Sharing and careing is most important bhulna mat me samne hu
50/50
Kyun sahi nahi likha kya?
Pata nai
ye wo pata nai ye pata nai he
Pata nai
Gurur jinme hoti hai wo bolte nahi balki dikhaate hain.Mera to bana he phir BHI gurur waisa hi he ab kya karu Kya karu
Ap mein gurur nahi ho sakti!
Roj khamos Aine kehrahi he
Meri khubsurat ki Tez wo sehrahi he
Isse jyada ab ham Kya kahe aur kaise
Tukur tukur bas ham ko wo dekh Rahi he
Garmi me chalega par sardi mePehle ek baar test karke toh dekhiye phir pata chalega
na baba na 
"सौंदर्य को वर्णन करना असंभव है,Roj khamos Aine kehrahi he
Meri khubsurat ki Tez wo sehrahi he
Isse jyada ab ham Kya kahe aur kaise
Tukur tukur bas ham ko wo dekh Rahi he
सौंदर्य को तो देखा जा सकता है, न कि वर्णन किया जा सकता है,
अगर तुम सौंदर्य का वर्णन कर रहे हो, तो तुम सौंदर्य को देख नहीं रहे हो।"
Wah wah! kya lines hainRoj khamos Aine kehrahi he
Meri khubsurat ki Tez wo sehrahi he
Isse jyada ab ham Kya kahe aur kaise
Tukur tukur bas ham ko wo dekh Rahi he
Maine ye kaam Aine ko diye bas wo mujhe dekh k khamos he to bolo ab me Kya karu
