जिंदगी की किताब

[Lovers]

Kya baat kya baat kya baat

 

[Sweety]

Wo nahi pohunchega
Kyuki raste me jungle ,
jungle me sher ,
itna sab sunn kar bhi
dekhna kahega
"I don't care"

Our aap k kya khayal hai janab jungle k bare me

 

[Sweety]

you are right bro. I dont care. Ab to hmara ek hi lakshya hai.Sweety hmari ho ke rhegi

Aree koi muzhse bhi puch lo ki muzhe kaha rehena hai

 

[Humsafar]

Bhai, kyu kabab me haddi ban rhe ho

Haddi galle me atkne ka darr sta Raha hai kya? na Bhai darr na carry on ,

Manzil panne ka aanand tab Tak nahi aata jab tak raste me mushkile na ho

 

[Sweety]

Tere gharwalo se me ni darta. tere mummy-daddy se sidhi bat karunga. Tu bhi samja dena unke liye achcha hai. ni to Prithviraj ne Sanyukta ke liye kiya tha wo hi karna padega. Ab to do or die.

Lekin baat kya karoge

 

[Sweety]

Bas aa gya. Window se dikh rhi hai. Kya zhkas dikhti. oye hoye.Darwaja khulla rakhna mai upar hi aa rha hu.

Upar kidhar upar sidha jannat me Milne ka plan hai kya

 

[Humsafar]

Our aap k kya khayal hai janab jungle k bare me

Jungle book accha serial tha , tab bohut chote chote thhe uska song bohut pyara tha ab bhi yaad hai

 

[Sweety]

Do aur die
Kitne hair die karne hai
Die godrej ki chahiye ya vasmol ki

Had hai

 

[Sweety]

Bhai, kyu kabab me haddi ban rhe ho

Haddi galle me atkne ka darr sta Raha hai kya? na Bhai darr na carry on ,

Manzil panne ka aanand tab Tak nahi aata jab tak raste me mushkile na ho

Tum dono muzhe bhi jara puch lo muzhe kya karna hai

 

[Humsafar]

Had hai

Spelling mistake hai aapki Had ka nahi Head hair ke liye hai

 

[Sweety]

Jungle book accha serial tha , tab bohut chote chote thhe uska song bohut pyara tha ab bhi yaad hai

Jungle me our bhi kuch hota hai

 

[Sweety]

Thanks

 

[Humsafar]

Jungle me our bhi kuch hota hai

sher

 

[Humsafar]

Tum dono muzhe bhi jara puch lo muzhe kya karna hai

Karna kya hai jhadu poccha khanne ka kar k office Jana hai sham ko office se aa kar khana bnana khana aur Sona

 

[Sweety]

Karna kya hai jhadu poccha khanne ka kar k office Jana hai sham ko office se aa kar khana bnana khana aur Sona

Ye nahi bologe ki yahi sab k liye help karu kya karke

 

[Humsafar]

Ye nahi bologe ki yahi sab k liye help karu kya karke

Ohh sorry ma'am sham ko kya khaogi aap khane me aapke aane se pehle main .......

 

[Sweety]

Ohh sorry ma'am sham ko kya khaogi aap khane me aapke aane se pehle main .......

Biryani

 

[Humsafar]

Biryani

Aapke aane se pehle main bartan ready rakhta hu aap mere ko bhi Dena khane k liye aaise aapki help kar dunga khana khatam karne me

 

[Sweety]

Aapke aane se pehle main bartan ready rakhta hu aap mere ko bhi Dena khane k liye aaise aapki help kar dunga khana khatam karne me

Ho gaya fir kallyan aise dono hi bhuke marenge kyu ki muzhe nonveg ka ek bhi items banana nahi aata

 

[Humsafar]

Ho gaya fir kallyan aise dono hi bhuke marenge kyu ki muzhe nonveg ka ek bhi items banana nahi aata

Main pure vegetarian hu so non veg bnane ka kon bola