Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
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Dont be afraid to stand for what you believe in, even if that means standing alone.
Failure is not falling down, it is not getting up again.
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.
Valentine's Day.. So iniki ajal kujal ah status poduvom... Girls
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Now what's on the menu? Me-n-u
You're so beautiful that last night you made me forget my pickup line
Nangalum play boy da
Tremor felt in Punjab. Hope you doing well.
Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons, and Electrons. They forgot to mention Morons.
I have two parts of brain, 'left' and 'right'. In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
Isn't it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than making it.
Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children
Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
You'll never have a successful relationship with a woman if you can't tell the difference between a smile and a warning.
Seek knowledge from cradle to the grave.
If you're still looking for that one person who will change your life take a look in the mirror.
How come "you're a peach" is a complement but "you're bananas" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?
On my way to Punjab... Much deserved break.. Mum n sis cooking can't wait
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting the tomato in a fruit salad.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. -
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