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The Fake Guru's Advice on Sex and Relationships

maheera

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1. Kabhi bhi us ladki par bharosa mat karo jo keh rahi ho, "Mujhe kuch nahi chahiye."
Woh jhoot bol rahi hai! Usko chahiye hota hai 3 ghante ka Netflix, snacks, aur pura raat tumhara dhyaan!

2. Sex ek pavitra bandhan hai. Par agar aap uske baare mein zyada baat karenge... toh woh bhag jayegi!

3. Aur yaad rakho, mere bachcho... jab ladki kehti hai, "Main theek hoon," toh woh theek nahi hoti.
Woh aapko test kar rahi hoti hai. Woh dekh rahi hai ki kya aap uske dimag ko samajh paate ho. Is test mein fail mat hona.

4. Kabhi bhi... ladki ko pehle message mat bhejo!
Agar aap aise karenge, toh woh samjhegi aap desperate hain. Uska message aane tak intezaar karo... kam se kam 3 ghante, 15 minute, aur 24 seconds

5. Agar pyaar acha chal raha ho, toh usse zyada questions mat poochna

.:emo:
 
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1. Kabhi bhi us ladki par bharosa mat karo jo keh rahi ho, "Mujhe kuch nahi chahiye."
Woh jhoot bol rahi hai! Usko chahiye hota hai 3 ghante ka Netflix, snacks, aur pura raat tumhara dhyaan!

2. Sex ek pavitra bandhan hai. Par agar aap uske baare mein zyada baat karenge... toh woh bhag jayegi!

3. Aur yaad rakho, mere bachcho... jab ladki kehti hai, "Main theek hoon," toh woh theek nahi hoti.
Woh aapko test kar rahi hoti hai. Woh dekh rahi hai ki kya aap uske dimag ko samajh paate ho. Is test mein fail mat hona.

4. Kabhi bhi... ladki ko pehle message mat bhejo!
Agar aap aise karenge, toh woh samjhegi aap desperate hain. Uska message aane tak intezaar karo... kam se kam 3 ghante, 15 minute, aur 24 seconds

5. Agar pyaar acha chal raha ho, toh usse zyada questions mat poochna

.:emo:
Ye fake hai lekin lag toh asal raha
 
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1. Kabhi bhi us ladki par bharosa mat karo jo keh rahi ho, "Mujhe kuch nahi chahiye."
Woh jhoot bol rahi hai! Usko chahiye hota hai 3 ghante ka Netflix, snacks, aur pura raat tumhara dhyaan!

2. Sex ek pavitra bandhan hai. Par agar aap uske baare mein zyada baat karenge... toh woh bhag jayegi!

3. Aur yaad rakho, mere bachcho... jab ladki kehti hai, "Main theek hoon," toh woh theek nahi hoti.
Woh aapko test kar rahi hoti hai. Woh dekh rahi hai ki kya aap uske dimag ko samajh paate ho. Is test mein fail mat hona.

4. Kabhi bhi... ladki ko pehle message mat bhejo!
Agar aap aise karenge, toh woh samjhegi aap desperate hain. Uska message aane tak intezaar karo... kam se kam 3 ghante, 15 minute, aur 24 seconds

5. Agar pyaar acha chal raha ho, toh usse zyada questions mat poochna

.:emo:
Awesome haha
 
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