Guys,
Am gonna take a dig at workplace emails n try giving it a fun twist..
The first thing, as a guy who receives a lot of mails, what makes me laugh is the "out of office email".. The biggest fun in such mails.. Is that the person " Who is not working" Would have fed in all details from his home address to that of his relatives.. Why?
The language, in those emails are the most pretentious language you can come across.. Let me sort that out
First sentence will say thank you for your email... Lord if thanking is a norm my subordinates should be thanking me 125 times a day lmao.
2nd sentence would go "my response would be delayed / take time... Guys when the fuck has your response ever been on time... (You can't work with 100% efficacy) in the first place you fucking never respond I hv to send you threads to get your ass to respond. Truth be told only ur out of office is the quickest response I ever get fucker.
The third sentence.. This is a killer.. I will not have access to internet.. But he/she would be posting pics in fb n insta seriously lol. The last sentence is the killer... In case of emergency.. Iam thinking wtf.. Are u working or are you a cardiologist? We ain't in a hospital fucker there is no emergency.. Nxt time you receive a mail, think n have a laugh
Am gonna take a dig at workplace emails n try giving it a fun twist..
The first thing, as a guy who receives a lot of mails, what makes me laugh is the "out of office email".. The biggest fun in such mails.. Is that the person " Who is not working" Would have fed in all details from his home address to that of his relatives.. Why?
The language, in those emails are the most pretentious language you can come across.. Let me sort that out
First sentence will say thank you for your email... Lord if thanking is a norm my subordinates should be thanking me 125 times a day lmao.
2nd sentence would go "my response would be delayed / take time... Guys when the fuck has your response ever been on time... (You can't work with 100% efficacy) in the first place you fucking never respond I hv to send you threads to get your ass to respond. Truth be told only ur out of office is the quickest response I ever get fucker.
The third sentence.. This is a killer.. I will not have access to internet.. But he/she would be posting pics in fb n insta seriously lol. The last sentence is the killer... In case of emergency.. Iam thinking wtf.. Are u working or are you a cardiologist? We ain't in a hospital fucker there is no emergency.. Nxt time you receive a mail, think n have a laugh
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