*Wonderful Definitions*
*School*
A place where Parents
pay and children play
*Life Insurance*
A contract that keeps you poor all your life
so that you can die Rich.
*Nurse*:
A person who wakes u up
to give you sleeping pills.
*Marriage*
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
and
a woman gains her masters..
*Divorce*
Future tense of Marriage.
*Tears*
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
*Lecture*
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
*Conference*
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
*Conference Room*
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
*Father*
A banker provided by nature
*Criminal*
A person no different from the rest
....except that he/she got caught
*Boss*
Someone who is early
when you are late
and late when you are early
*Politician*
One who shakes your hand before elections
and
your Confidence after
*DOCTOR*
A person who holds your
ills by pills,
and kills you by bills.
*Smile*
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
*Office*
A place where you can relax after
your strenuous home life.
*Yawn*
The only time some married men
ever get to open their mouth
*Etc*.
A sign to make others believe that you know
more than you actually do.
*Committee*
Individuals who can do nothing individually
and
sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
*Atom Bomb*
An invention to end
all inventions.
*School*
A place where Parents
pay and children play
*Life Insurance*
A contract that keeps you poor all your life
so that you can die Rich.
*Nurse*:
A person who wakes u up
to give you sleeping pills.
*Marriage*
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
and
a woman gains her masters..
*Divorce*
Future tense of Marriage.
*Tears*
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
*Lecture*
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
*Conference*
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
*Conference Room*
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
*Father*
A banker provided by nature
*Criminal*
A person no different from the rest
....except that he/she got caught
*Boss*
Someone who is early
when you are late
and late when you are early
*Politician*
One who shakes your hand before elections
and
your Confidence after
*DOCTOR*
A person who holds your
ills by pills,
and kills you by bills.
*Smile*
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
*Office*
A place where you can relax after
your strenuous home life.
*Yawn*
The only time some married men
ever get to open their mouth
*Etc*.
A sign to make others believe that you know
more than you actually do.
*Committee*
Individuals who can do nothing individually
and
sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
*Atom Bomb*
An invention to end
all inventions.