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Mag Pie
Guest
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
Are you African? Because you're a frican babe.
Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got some nice buns!
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper!
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.
I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.
I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!
I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.
Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
Are you African? Because you're a frican babe.
Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got some nice buns!
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper!
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.
I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.
I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!
I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.
Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU.
