A mother, father, and 6-year-old son go to a zoo, where they stop to see the elephant. While the father’s in the bathroom, the son notices one elephant has a rather large erection. Curious, he gets his mom’s attention.
“Mommy, what’s that hanging from the elephant?”
“Oh, that’s its trunk honey.”
“No, further back!”
“Ah, you mean its tail!”
“No, between its legs! That, what is that?”
The mother goes red. “Oh, that’s... that’s nothing, honey.”
The father returns and the mother goes off to use the bathroom. Still curious, the sons asks his dad:
“Daddy, what’s that hanging from the elephant?”
“His trunk, son.”
“No, further back!”
“You mean his tail?”
“No, that thing! Between his legs!”
“Oh, that! Well, that’s the elephant’s penis.”
“Oh!... Why did Mommy say it was nothing?”
“Son, I have SPOILED that woman.”
“Mommy, what’s that hanging from the elephant?”
“Oh, that’s its trunk honey.”
“No, further back!”
“Ah, you mean its tail!”
“No, between its legs! That, what is that?”
The mother goes red. “Oh, that’s... that’s nothing, honey.”
The father returns and the mother goes off to use the bathroom. Still curious, the sons asks his dad:
“Daddy, what’s that hanging from the elephant?”
“His trunk, son.”
“No, further back!”
“You mean his tail?”
“No, that thing! Between his legs!”
“Oh, that! Well, that’s the elephant’s penis.”
“Oh!... Why did Mommy say it was nothing?”
“Son, I have SPOILED that woman.”
