When you reach into your bag and realise you forgot your wallet.
When you put your phone on charge and realise much later than you never switched it on.
When you push a pull door.
When you forget to watch over your chai on the stove so it boils and spills right out and now you've lost your chai.
When a song gets stuck in your head but you can't remember all the lyrics so you just keep repeating the three words you know on loop, like a mega dumbfuck.
When your earphones get tangled up.
When you soil dry tissue paper with your wet hands and the whole thing is a mess
When you try to remove a sticker from plastic but don't get it all out at once.
When someone is walking right behind you and they step on your foot and make your shoe slip out.
When you dunk a Parle-G into your chai and it drowns.
And when you get to the bottom of the chai cup and the sodden Parle-G makes a guest appearance.
When you're at a crucial scene in your TV show and it decides to buffer
When you can't insert the USB cable right on first attempt.
When you open your laptop at work and last night's embarrassing soundtrack starts playing and you can't shut it off immediately.
When you go to a public toilet and there's no hook for your bag to hang on.
When you excitedly show a friend a hilarious video and they keep talking all over it.
When you're telling a joke and some asshole spoils it by blabbering the punchline too soon.
When you put your phone on charge and realise much later than you never switched it on.
When you push a pull door.
When you forget to watch over your chai on the stove so it boils and spills right out and now you've lost your chai.
When a song gets stuck in your head but you can't remember all the lyrics so you just keep repeating the three words you know on loop, like a mega dumbfuck.
When your earphones get tangled up.
When you soil dry tissue paper with your wet hands and the whole thing is a mess
When you try to remove a sticker from plastic but don't get it all out at once.
When someone is walking right behind you and they step on your foot and make your shoe slip out.
When you dunk a Parle-G into your chai and it drowns.
And when you get to the bottom of the chai cup and the sodden Parle-G makes a guest appearance.
When you're at a crucial scene in your TV show and it decides to buffer
When you can't insert the USB cable right on first attempt.
When you open your laptop at work and last night's embarrassing soundtrack starts playing and you can't shut it off immediately.
When you go to a public toilet and there's no hook for your bag to hang on.
When you excitedly show a friend a hilarious video and they keep talking all over it.
When you're telling a joke and some asshole spoils it by blabbering the punchline too soon.
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