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Share Your Funniest Moments - Let's Laugh Together!

Hey everyone,

I thought it would be great to start a thread where we can all share our funniest moments, hilarious stories, or even favorite memes! We could all use a good laugh, and who knows? Your story might just make someone's day.
I had gone to the village in which my grandmother, grandfather and other elders lived.
One fine day, when I was walking through one of the green fields alone, I could see a green coloured object lying curled at a distance. I walked a bit closer and had a look at it. I realized that it was a dangerous and poisonous snake. I was really afraid of it and turned slightly pale. I thought that it would bite me.
Immediately I ran back home and started screaming! My grandfather calmed me down and went to that spot with some of the elders and my friends. I was really shocked to see that the snake lay in the same position and had not moved at all.

My grandfather then lifted the ‘snake’ and gave it to the horribly scared me. At that very moment, I could hear peals of laughter from my friends.

Once the object was in my hand, I realized that it was a stupid and silly rubber toy resembling a snake.

I cried and laughed at the same time!

Later, I came to know from my friends that this was done to make me an “April Fool” as it was the 1st of April,
 
I had gone to the village in which my grandmother, grandfather and other elders lived.
One fine day, when I was walking through one of the green fields alone, I could see a green coloured object lying curled at a distance. I walked a bit closer and had a look at it. I realized that it was a dangerous and poisonous snake. I was really afraid of it and turned slightly pale. I thought that it would bite me.
Immediately I ran back home and started screaming! My grandfather calmed me down and went to that spot with some of the elders and my friends. I was really shocked to see that the snake lay in the same position and had not moved at all.

My grandfather then lifted the ‘snake’ and gave it to the horribly scared me. At that very moment, I could hear peals of laughter from my friends.

Once the object was in my hand, I realized that it was a stupid and silly rubber toy resembling a snake.

I cried and laughed at the same time!

Later, I came to know from my friends that this was done to make me an “April Fool” as it was the 1st of April,
Thats a good one. I am your story did bring nostalgia feelings to manny in the forus
 
One day I was sitting on a friend's scooty in my society and she was learning to drive me on the scooty. There was a small garden by the side of the road where we were riding the scooter, and a dog was sleeping in that garden. Once my friend lost control and the scooty ran over the dog. We both fell off the scooty and the real danger was that the dog came towards us. We both ran together but the funny thing is that suddenly the dog left my friend he came towards me as if I had disturbed his sleep by lifting the scooty on him. Now tell me what is my fault ,I didn't do anything, I was just sitting on the scooty, the accident happened because of my friend, so why did the dog chase me ?

Everyone laughs after hearing this. Even my friend laughed a lot that day. I think about that day and smile to myself.


( A good thing happened, since that day dogs are no longer acceptable in our society )
 
One day I was sitting on a friend's scooty in my society and she was learning to drive me on the scooty. There was a small garden by the side of the road where we were riding the scooter, and a dog was sleeping in that garden. Once my friend lost control and the scooty ran over the dog. We both fell off the scooty and the real danger was that the dog came towards us. We both ran together but the funny thing is that suddenly the dog left my friend he came towards me as if I had disturbed his sleep by lifting the scooty on him. Now tell me what is my fault ,I didn't do anything, I was just sitting on the scooty, the accident happened because of my friend, so why did the dog chase me ?

Everyone laughs after hearing this. Even my friend laughed a lot that day. I think about that day and smile to myself.


( A good thing happened, since that day dogs are no longer acceptable in our society )
Lols..i was kinda visualizing the entire incident. I definitely had a good laugh at your story.

It sounds like a nerve-wracking and surprising situation! Animals, especially dogs, often react based on instinct rather than reason. When the scooty ran over the dog, it likely felt startled and threatened. In the chaos, the dog may have perceived you as the source of the disturbance because you were the one closest or most visible to it at the moment. It's not really about fault; it's more about the dog's immediate reaction to the situation. The dog might have just chosen you randomly in its confusion and panic. It's understandable that you'd feel it's unfair since you were just a passenger, but from the dog's perspective, it was a split-second decision driven by instinct.

Note: are still staying in the same society? If yes please do mention the society, cos even i would love to own an apartment there
 
When I was a kid prolly 4th grade, summer holidays were meant for one thing grand parents house deep in Punjab, cycle rides n bathing for hrs in the river. We kids would jump from the tree branches n hv fun.
Once, when I jumped n hit the water hard, my underwear got loose n quite a few saw me butt naked n girls laughed hysterically elders too.
 
This reminds me of a story my uncle said to me.

Once a young guy from Kannur came to Dubai for the first time. He was so communist he tried to relate everything in Dubai to his place and the idealogy. He landed at the airport and after immigration and luggage he came out and his aliyan came to pick him up.

When he came out of the airport and to the main road, he saw a huge billboard with Arrival written on it. He misread it for ari vaal (അരിവാൾ) and said to his aliyan: "Aliya ivide motham Communist kaaranallo, kandille ari vaal ennu ezhuthi vechekane".

NB: Don't know if it's a true story.
 
When I was a kid prolly 4th grade, summer holidays were meant for one thing grand parents house deep in Punjab, cycle rides n bathing for hrs in the river. We kids would jump from the tree branches n hv fun.
Once, when I jumped n hit the water hard, my underwear got loose n quite a few saw me butt naked n girls laughed hysterically elders too.
Lols, So there you have it, your glorious moment of fame in Punjab. Lesson learned: always double-knot your underwear before making a superhero jump!
 
This reminds me of a story my uncle said to me.

Once a young guy from Kannur came to Dubai for the first time. He was so communist he tried to relate everything in Dubai to his place and the idealogy. He landed at the airport and after immigration and luggage he came out and his aliyan came to pick him up.

When he came out of the airport and to the main road, he saw a huge billboard with Arrival written on it. He misread it for ari vaal (അരിവാൾ) and said to his aliyan: "Aliya ivide motham Communist kaaranallo, kandille ari vaal ennu ezhuthi vechekane".

NB: Don't know if it's a true story.
I have heard this too, but me being a kannurian by origin, i don think anyone from kannur would have said this.

(Sherikum kannur karu kandal, bomb idan ulla chance unde..so b the carefull)
 
Jokes apart, there was an incident happened with me. I was in Dubai for a project work for few weeks and was staying with my uncle. Aunt was working as a nurse and they where living just opposite to the hospital where aunt was working. I used to take taxi from my workplace to their home and I tell the driver to drop me at the hospital to make it easy.

Once I got in a Yemeni driver taxi and told him the hospital name. He was talking to me in Arabic and he couldn't understand my English. I had covered my head because of the weather. I think he asked me whether I was a doctor at that hospital. I said Yes to whatever he was saying. He then showed his face and pointed his finger all over his face saying something in Arabic. I understood from the context - he had pimples all over his face and was asking me for any medicine.

I didn't know what to say. Immediately I remembered my sister putting Lactomine lotion on her son's face for mosquito bite and I googled it and showed him the lotion on my phone. We reached the hospital by that time and I ran straight into the hospital instead of my uncle's house fearing he might shout at me.

Thus I became a skin doctor specialist for 15 minutes. I still laugh remembering that incident.
 
Jokes apart, there was an incident happened with me. I was in Dubai for a project work for few weeks and was staying with my uncle. Aunt was working as a nurse and they where living just opposite to the hospital where aunt was working. I used to take taxi from my workplace to their home and I tell the driver to drop me at the hospital to make it easy.

Once I got in a Yemeni driver taxi and told him the hospital name. He was talking to me in Arabic and he couldn't understand my English. I had covered my head because of the weather. I think he asked me whether I was a doctor at that hospital. I said Yes to whatever he was saying. He then showed his face and pointed his finger all over his face saying something in Arabic. I understood from the context - he had pimples all over his face and was asking me for any medicine.

I didn't know what to say. Immediately I remembered my sister putting Lactomine lotion on her son's face for mosquito bite and I googled it and showed him the lotion on my phone. We reached the hospital by that time and I ran straight into the hospital instead of my uncle's house fearing he might shout at me.

Thus I became a skin doctor specialist for 15 minutes. I still laugh remembering that incident.
Lacto calamine has soothing effect on skin and it absorbs excess oil which keep away from pimple, dark spot and acne. So unknowingly you did like a dermatologist that moment.:D:D:D
 
Jokes apart, there was an incident happened with me. I was in Dubai for a project work for few weeks and was staying with my uncle. Aunt was working as a nurse and they where living just opposite to the hospital where aunt was working. I used to take taxi from my workplace to their home and I tell the driver to drop me at the hospital to make it easy.

Once I got in a Yemeni driver taxi and told him the hospital name. He was talking to me in Arabic and he couldn't understand my English. I had covered my head because of the weather. I think he asked me whether I was a doctor at that hospital. I said Yes to whatever he was saying. He then showed his face and pointed his finger all over his face saying something in Arabic. I understood from the context - he had pimples all over his face and was asking me for any medicine.

I didn't know what to say. Immediately I remembered my sister putting Lactomine lotion on her son's face for mosquito bite and I googled it and showed him the lotion on my phone. We reached the hospital by that time and I ran straight into the hospital instead of my uncle's house fearing he might shout at me.

Thus I became a skin doctor specialist for 15 minutes. I still laugh remembering that incident.
I swear, damn, that was really funny. So doc..i too have an issue with ma skin on the face, wen do u plan to have a look on ma face ?
 
@nitzzz Hmmm, in my ‍⚕️ expert opinion you might need this:
 

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Lols..i was kinda visualizing the entire incident. I definitely had a good laugh at your story.

It sounds like a nerve-wracking and surprising situation! Animals, especially dogs, often react based on instinct rather than reason. When the scooty ran over the dog, it likely felt startled and threatened. In the chaos, the dog may have perceived you as the source of the disturbance because you were the one closest or most visible to it at the moment. It's not really about fault; it's more about the dog's immediate reaction to the situation. The dog might have just chosen you randomly in its confusion and panic. It's understandable that you'd feel it's unfair since you were just a passenger, but from the dog's perspective, it was a split-second decision driven by instinct.

Note: are still staying in the same society? If yes please do mention the society, cos even i would love to own an apartment there
Off Course yupppp live in that society it is our own flat and stay here. And the name of the society is ××××××××Maybe I'm having trouble typing the name on the keyboard.. :giggle:
 
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