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Scene 1
I got lucky, n went out on a date.. I took her to a hotel and this happened
She waiter
Waiter arrives
She I will have one plate of pav bhaaji
Me : I would like to have boiled potatoes sauted with onions, veggies, spices gently spread on a sheet of flour, wrapped and deep fried, in perfect equilateral triangles.
She what the hell is that
Me : oh! I was explaining about samosa, n cuz it's rude to speak one word
She left without eating and never called back
Scene2
I got another date with difficulty n to avoid problems I took her to the theatre.. We were watching a romantic scence, she wrapped her arms around mine, laid her head on my shoulder n said how romantic
Me : no it's not the director hasn't followed continuity the hero was wearing a ring in the last scene n it's not there now besides the heroines bangle is missing
She left the theatre n never called what did I do wrong?
Scene 3.
I found this amazing girl who said she was okay with me flirting around and so to avoid problems I took her to the beach. We were talking when I suddenly said oh sexy! Wish I had one.. Unfortunately a group of girls were passing by n my date said "which one n how sexy" I replied "the sexiest with a 4951 cc displacement v8 engine 6 speed paddle shift"
She went to smoke n I've never seen her again
So girls please tell me what wrong did I do
Scene 1
I got lucky, n went out on a date.. I took her to a hotel and this happened
She waiter
Waiter arrives
She I will have one plate of pav bhaaji
Me : I would like to have boiled potatoes sauted with onions, veggies, spices gently spread on a sheet of flour, wrapped and deep fried, in perfect equilateral triangles.
She what the hell is that
Me : oh! I was explaining about samosa, n cuz it's rude to speak one word
She left without eating and never called back
Scene2
I got another date with difficulty n to avoid problems I took her to the theatre.. We were watching a romantic scence, she wrapped her arms around mine, laid her head on my shoulder n said how romantic
Me : no it's not the director hasn't followed continuity the hero was wearing a ring in the last scene n it's not there now besides the heroines bangle is missing
She left the theatre n never called what did I do wrong?
Scene 3.
I found this amazing girl who said she was okay with me flirting around and so to avoid problems I took her to the beach. We were talking when I suddenly said oh sexy! Wish I had one.. Unfortunately a group of girls were passing by n my date said "which one n how sexy" I replied "the sexiest with a 4951 cc displacement v8 engine 6 speed paddle shift"
She went to smoke n I've never seen her again
So girls please tell me what wrong did I do
