BATH TIME
Me: Alright, it's bath day!
She: I'm calling the cops.
Me: You literally rolled in something unspeakable.
She: That was nature’s perfume. Eau de Mystery Puddle.
Me: You smell like a garbage truck and a swamp had a baby.
She: I’m offended. And flattered. That’s talent.
Me: Get in the tub.
She: *running away* You’ll have to catch me first, slowpoke!
Me: *yelling after her* Why are you suddenly an Olympic sprinter?
She: Because you threatened my fluff.
Me: One day you'll appreciate being clean.
She: One day you’ll appreciate mud facials.
Me: You’re getting a bath. End of story.
She: Fine. But I’m shaking water on everything you love. *Smirks*
Wondering if dogs can smirk??? Lemme tell ya, they absolutely can !! It's a snarl and grin hybrid.
Me: Alright, it's bath day!
She: I'm calling the cops.
Me: You literally rolled in something unspeakable.
She: That was nature’s perfume. Eau de Mystery Puddle.
Me: You smell like a garbage truck and a swamp had a baby.
She: I’m offended. And flattered. That’s talent.
Me: Get in the tub.
She: *running away* You’ll have to catch me first, slowpoke!
Me: *yelling after her* Why are you suddenly an Olympic sprinter?
She: Because you threatened my fluff.
Me: One day you'll appreciate being clean.
She: One day you’ll appreciate mud facials.
Me: You’re getting a bath. End of story.
She: Fine. But I’m shaking water on everything you love. *Smirks*
Wondering if dogs can smirk??? Lemme tell ya, they absolutely can !! It's a snarl and grin hybrid.
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