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Most Embarassing moments in BED

Snowflake

Snowflake

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"One time during sex, my significant other and I tried to do the 'roll over while still boning' thing to switch positions from girl on top to missionary. We both went for it, but somehow we tried to roll opposite ways, and my rolling managed to send her flying completely off the bed, caught air and everything. There was about a three-second silence before we both just broke down laughing."
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"A few years ago I was having sex with my then-girlfriend. She was being rather noisy, and her roommates were home, so I told her to just bite my hand. She bit it. I ended up with six stitches."
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When I made my girlfriend at the time squirt while not recognizing that her phone was on the bed and she had accidentally dialed her aunt with her ass so her aunt just got a very graphic message on her answering machine.
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The first time I had sex after giving birth my partner made me cum and I shot breast milk into his face. No one ever warned me that could happen. I was mortified, he thought it was the coolest thing since squirt guns.
 
My wife wanted to recreate a video she saw online, where a guy picks this girl up above his head, sits her on his face, and eats her out. I'm a weight lifter and she's tiny, so it wasn't really too hard for me. We get down to it, I get her into position and brace her against the wall because no way can I hold her for the entire time. As she gets close to coming, I lift her up off the wall, take a step back, and well...14 years of college between the two of us and we couldn't figure out that it was a bad idea to try that in a room with a ceiling fan.

"She was fine, it caught her on the shoulder and she fell right onto the couch, but we were both laughing too hard to continue any time soon."
 
Snowflake said:
"One time during sex, my significant other and I tried to do the 'roll over while still boning' thing to switch positions from girl on top to missionary. We both went for it, but somehow we tried to roll opposite ways, and my rolling managed to send her flying completely off the bed, caught air and everything. There was about a three-second silence before we both just broke down laughing."
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