MBA Students

[Mathii]

A Professor Explained Marketing to MBA students with real life examples.....


You see gorgeous girl in party, you go to her & say I am rich..Marry me.
That's Direct Marketing.


You attend party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing at you tells her. He' is very rich, marry him.
That's Advertising.

Girl walks to you & says u are rich,
Can u marry me?
That's Brand Recognition.

You say I am Very rich Marry me and she slaps you.
That's Customer Feedback.

You say I am very rich marry me & she introduces you to her husband.
That's Demand & Supply Gap

Before you say I am rich, marry me, you wife arrives.
That's Restriction from Entering New Market.

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[Dom55]

A Professor Explained Marketing to MBA students with real life examples.....


You see gorgeous girl in party, you go to her & say I am rich..Marry me.
That's Direct Marketing.


You attend party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing at you tells her. He' is very rich, marry him.
That's Advertising.

Girl walks to you & says u are rich,
Can u marry me?
That's Brand Recognition.

You say I am Very rich Marry me and she slaps you.
That's Customer Feedback.

You say I am very rich marry me & she introduces you to her husband.
That's Demand & Supply Gap

Before you say I am rich, marry me, you wife arrives.
That's Restriction from Entering New Market.

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Laughs. Right way to teach Marketing.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I'm very rich. Marry me!'. She realized you just rented a car and even your suit is rental.- That's false advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach the girl. Her bodyguards stop you. That's a closed market or a trade barrier.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party, you ask a friend to approach her. That's indirect or channel marketing.

When you’re having a crush on someone and you want to have an interaction with her, that’s identifying your target market.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say : "Hi, I'm Rich. Marry me!". Your name is Rich but you're not rich. - That's false advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and get her telephone number .Next day you call and say,” Hi I am very rich.Marry me.” That’s Tele Marketing.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and before you say anything ,another person comes and tells her,’I am very Rich.Will you Marry me”? and she goes with him.
That’s competitor eating your market share.

 

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Lol.. Great

 

[0GRAVITY]

A Professor Explained Marketing to MBA students with real life examples.....


You see gorgeous girl in party, you go to her & say I am rich..Marry me.
That's Direct Marketing.


You attend party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing at you tells her. He' is very rich, marry him.
That's Advertising.

Girl walks to you & says u are rich,
Can u marry me?
That's Brand Recognition.

You say I am Very rich Marry me and she slaps you.
That's Customer Feedback.

You say I am very rich marry me & she introduces you to her husband.
That's Demand & Supply Gap

Before you say I am rich, marry me, you wife arrives.
That's Restriction from Entering New Market.

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Yes. true