M.P ;) (laugh along )

[Beryl]

Job Interview.

*OFFICER:- What is your name?*

*Manoj :- M.P. sir*

*OFFICER:- In full please*

*Manoj :- Manoj Pandey*

*OFFICER:- Your father's name?*

*Manoj:- M.P. sir*

*OFFICER:- What does that mean?*

*Manoj:- Madan Pandey*

*OFFICER:- Your native place?*

*Manoj: M.P. sir*

*OFFICER:- What's that?*

*Manoj:- Madhya pradesh

*OFFICER:- What is your qualification?*

*Manoj:- M.P.*

*OFFICER:- (angry) What is that?!!!*

*Manoj:- Matric Pass*

*OFFICER:- So why do you need a job?*

*Manoj:- It is because of M.P. sir*

*OFFICER: Meaning?*

*Manoj:- Money Problem*

*OFFICER:- Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?*

*Manoj: MP sir.*

*OFFICER: And what is that?*

*Manoj:- Marvelous Personality*

*OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.*

*Manoj:- Sir, how was M.P. sir?*

*OFFICER:- And what's that again?*

*Manoj:- My Performance.*

*OFFICER:- I think you have M.P.*

*Manoj:- Meaning?*

*OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!!*
...
*Don't laugh alone.*
*Send this to M.P. (Many People)* those are saved in your M.P. (Mobile Phone)
*to put a smile on their faces.*

*I have sent this to u because u are M.P. (My People).*

 

[Bacon Girl]

LOL that was funny