Lightening

[Rajat Returns]

1: Girl – Bas bhi karo ub

Boy – Kuch nahi hota

Girl – Kisi ne dekh liya to?

Boy – Kuch nahi hoga,tum seedhi raho

thoda khol ke rakho agar paper

nahi dikhaya to fail ho jaunga



2: Husband: Saare cooking show dekhti ho, fir bhi

theek se khana banana nahi aata..??.

Wife: Tum bhi to english film dekhte rehte ho,

maine kabhi complain ki..?

samjhdar aa gye to theek, warna pog0 dekho

 

[Deepak Kiran]

Ek Bap beti se kaha: Pehle to tum mujhko papa kahte the ab dady kyun kahte hoo, Kya wajah hain?

Beti Bap se kaha: Papa kehne se mera lipstick jo kharab hoo jati hai!

 

[KIARA]

 

[Rajat Returns]

Phone Baja…

Husband: Agar Phone mere liye ho to kehna main ghar pe nahi hu.

Wife: Woh ghar pe hain..

Husband: Mene mana kiya tha na, mana kar dena..

Wife: Phone aapka nahi mera tha… :O

Samajh me aa gya ho to Like karo

Baki sab pogo dekho..



4: Ek aurat saheli se: Mujhe bachcha nahi ho raha!

Saheli: Tumhara pati namard hoga..?

Aurat: Mera Pati kya,

mujhe to tumhara pati bhi namard hi lagta hai.