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Got any fish?

Pirate King☠️

Pirate King☠️

Epic Legend

A duck walks into a bar.​

And cheerfully asks the bartender:
Duck: Got any fish?
Bartender: Err...fish? No, this is a bar, dude.
Duck walks out disappointed but comes back after a short while.
Duck: Got any fish?
Bartender: No. I already told you. This is a bar.
The duck, clearly disappointed once again, walks out but briefly comes back.
Duck: Got any fish?
Bartender: Now look here. I've had it with you. If you ask if we have any fish one more time, I'm gonna nail your wings to the bathroom door. Understand!
The duck visibly scared of this threat, quickly waddles out the door. Only to return a few moments later. The bartender scowls menacingly at the duck.
Duck: Excuse me sir, do you have a hammer by chance?
The bartender is clearly flustered by the unexpected question.
Bartender: Err...nope, I don't think I do.
Duck: Got any fish?
 
Mistah Ray said:

A duck walks into a bar.​

And cheerfully asks the bartender:
Duck: Got any fish?
Bartender: Err...fish? No, this is a bar, dude.
Duck walks out disappointed but comes back after a short while.
Duck: Got any fish?
Bartender: No. I already told you. This is a bar.
The duck, clearly disappointed once again, walks out but briefly comes back.
Duck: Got any fish?
Bartender: Now look here. I've had it with you. If you ask if we have any fish one more time, I'm gonna nail your wings to the bathroom door. Understand!
The duck visibly scared of this threat, quickly waddles out the door. Only to return a few moments later. The bartender scowls menacingly at the duck.
Duck: Excuse me sir, do you have a hammer by chance?
The bartender is clearly flustered by the unexpected question.
Bartender: Err...nope, I don't think I do.
Duck: Got any fish?
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Drinking Smart​

A guy walks into a bar and asks for 10 shots of the establishment’s finest single malt scotch. The bartender sets him up, and the guy takes the first shot in the row and pours it on the floor. He then takes the last shot in the row and does the same.
The bartender asks, "Why did you do that?" And the guy replies, "Well the first shot always tastes like crap, and the last one always makes me sick!"
 
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