Funny one Liners

[Deepak Kiran]

Some engagements end happily , others with marriage

 

[Deepak Kiran]

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

 

[Deepak Kiran]

Monday , Tuesday ., Wednesday , Thursdayy , friiddaaayyyy, *blink* *blink* Monday

 

[Snowflake]

Sometimes Life Fucked up....
So just change the position and Enjoy it....

 

[Deepak Kiran]

I once named my dog- ‘girlfriend’ and that too left me.

 

[Anshhi]

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

 

[Anshhi]

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off

 

[Anshhi]

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.

 

[Anshhi]

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

 

[Snowflake]

SEX is like Physics: Sure it will give some practical result but that's not why we do it.

 

[JalJala]

Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

 

[yours4infinity]

 

[JalJala]

The most captivating desireful stories begin with a plot twist.

 

[Dopaamine]

What did one DNA say to the other DNA? “Do these genes make me look fat?

 

[Dom55]

If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.

 

[Dom55]

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

 

[Dom55]

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

 

[Deepak Kiran]

"Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems."

 

[Dom55]

Son asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”

 

[Deepak Kiran]

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off