Here are a few ones enjoy, laugh n share
1.
Read things that don't matter, then write papers saying they do matter, for points that don't matter, in order to get a job doing something totally unrelated: Student
2.
Take numbers on pieces of paper, rearrange them and put them on different pieces of paper: Tax Accountant
3.
Help people lie consistently to their bosses: Business Intelligence Consultant
4.
Persuade kids that it's really fun being wet, cold and scared out of their minds: Swimming coach
5.
Spend most of the day looking out the window: Pilot
6.
Take a simple two-way promise and turn it into several complicated one-way promises which neither side can understand or hope to fulfill: Lawyer
7.Help people hate each other: Divorce Lawyer
8.
Clean up an animal that makes more money then me in a year: Horse Trainer
9.
One whose life is in ruins.. Archeologist
1.
Read things that don't matter, then write papers saying they do matter, for points that don't matter, in order to get a job doing something totally unrelated: Student
2.
Take numbers on pieces of paper, rearrange them and put them on different pieces of paper: Tax Accountant
3.
Help people lie consistently to their bosses: Business Intelligence Consultant
4.
Persuade kids that it's really fun being wet, cold and scared out of their minds: Swimming coach
5.
Spend most of the day looking out the window: Pilot
6.
Take a simple two-way promise and turn it into several complicated one-way promises which neither side can understand or hope to fulfill: Lawyer
7.Help people hate each other: Divorce Lawyer
8.
Clean up an animal that makes more money then me in a year: Horse Trainer
9.
One whose life is in ruins.. Archeologist
. Almost i know vast electrical enginners are in zozo. Because knowing electrical make them mad.
