Two women are chatting in office.
Woman 1: I had $ex last night, did you?
Woman 2: Yes.
Woman 1: Was it good?
Woman 2: No, it was a disaster…
My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished having $ex in five minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner.
After dinner we walked for an hour.
When we came home he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of foreplay.
We then had an hour long session of fantastic $ex and afterwards talked for an hour.
It was like a fairytale!
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At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.
Husband 1: You wanted $ex last night, how was it?
Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table,
I ate, screwed my wife and fell asleep.
It was great! What about you?
Husband 1: It was horrible.
I came home, there’s no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn’t paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn’t have money left for a cab.
We had to walk home which took an hour – and when we got home remember there was no electricity, So I had to light fucking candles all over the house!
I was so angry that I couldn’t get it up for an hour and then I couldn’t come for another hour.
After I finally did, I was so aggravated that I couldn’t fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!
Woman 1: I had $ex last night, did you?
Woman 2: Yes.
Woman 1: Was it good?
Woman 2: No, it was a disaster…
My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished having $ex in five minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner.
After dinner we walked for an hour.
When we came home he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of foreplay.
We then had an hour long session of fantastic $ex and afterwards talked for an hour.
It was like a fairytale!
* * ******************
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.
Husband 1: You wanted $ex last night, how was it?
Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table,
I ate, screwed my wife and fell asleep.
It was great! What about you?
Husband 1: It was horrible.
I came home, there’s no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn’t paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn’t have money left for a cab.
We had to walk home which took an hour – and when we got home remember there was no electricity, So I had to light fucking candles all over the house!
I was so angry that I couldn’t get it up for an hour and then I couldn’t come for another hour.
After I finally did, I was so aggravated that I couldn’t fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!
