Funniest full forms of some Common acronyms

[Deepak Kiran]

FYI - Fu*k You, Idiot

KFC - Keep Fattening Children

FB - Fu*k Buddy

ASAP - As Slow As Possible

PhD - Pretty Huge Di*k

IRCTC: I Refuse Connection To Customers

DHL: Delivery Halfway Lost

RIP: Return If Possible

ICSE - I Can't S Education

MBA - Master of Bullshit Attitude

FBI: Female Body Inspector

USB - Ultra Small B*obs

 

[Deepak Kiran]

Hmm - Hug Me More or Hey Marry Me

IDLY - I Deeply Love You

LOVE - Loss Of Valuable Energy

HOPE - Hold On Pain Ends

CLASS - Come Late And Start Sleeping

FEAR - F*ck Everything And Run

LIFE. - Learning Is Fun & Exciting

LIVE= Learning Important Values Everyday

 

[URum]

EAT energy and taste
ICSE I can't stand education

 

[Mrbean]

Rip rest in pvt
Zip zombies in pant
Suck suddenly use cock a knock.
Grip grab & rub inside pants
Lips lip in pussy suck
Trying more will write latter

 

[Deepak Kiran]

DIET - Do I Eat Today?

FAIL - Forget About It, Loser

HATERS - Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success

SCHOOL - Sucks Children's Happiness Out Of Life

WIFE - Worries Invited For Ever

HONG KONG - Hug Only Nice Guys, Kiss Only Naughty Girls

OK - One Kiss

 

[INtenSe]

DIET - Do I Eat Today?

FAIL - Forget About It, Loser

HATERS - Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success

SCHOOL - Sucks Children's Happiness Out Of Life

WIFE - Worries Invited For Ever

HONG KONG - Hug Only Nice Guys, Kiss Only Naughty Girls

OK - One Kiss

Here are a few more

CD-ROM: Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete in Months

DOS: Defective Operating System

NASA: No Aliens Seen Anywhere

SMILE: Sweet Memories In Lips Expression

KISS: Keep It Simple Stupid

BMW: Brings Me Women

NRI: Non Reliable Indian

WWW: Why Waste Water

BYE: Be with You Everytime