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Few jokes ;)

Beryl

Beryl

Chat Secret Agent
Posting Freak
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Railway TC: Baba kaha jaoge?
Sadhu : Jaha Ram ka janam hua tha.
TC: Ticket he ?
Sadhu : Nahi he
TC: To chalo..
Sadhu : Kahan?
TC: Jaha Krishna ka janam hua tha.


Bhagwan Aur Doctor Ko Kabhi Naraaz Mat Karna.
kyu ki Bhagwan Naraaz To Aap Doctor Ke Paas.
Aur Doctor Naraaz To Aap Bhagwan Ke Paas.
Sab Setting Hai...


The 4 dangerous weapons in the world:
1. Wife's Smile
2. Wife's Tears
3. Wife's Looks
And the 4th most dangerous is Wife's Missed Call!



1 bacha mummy se Buri tarah pitne k baad papa se: Aap kabhi NARAK gaye ho...?
Papa: Nai beta
Boy: fir itni khofnaak cHeeZ laye kahan se...!!



Santa ke Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi huvi Thi...
Banta: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi He..?
Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha...Dukandar ne Kaha Ye LATEST Hai....



Son : papa kal school main ek small get together hai..chaloge???
Father : small get together kya hota hai??
Son : only you me and principal...



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A man went to narak. He saw GANDHIJI dancing with SHAKIRA.

He asks YAMRAJ: BAPU ki saza itni mast kyu?
YAMRAJ: Abbey saza BAPU ko nahi SHAKIRA ko mili hai..


Train mai Warning likhi thi......."
Bina Ticket Safar karne wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar!!!!!!.. "
Sardar- Waah ji Waah..,
Aur humne ticket li to Hum Bewakoof???


BABA Ramdev Kehte Hai, "Achhi Sehat K Liye Saas Par Control Kare"
Ab Baba Ko Kon Samajhaye Ki,
Logo Se Biwi Control Nhi Hoti To Saas Par kaise Control Kare.
 
*Not easy to be a Teacher*


*Teacher:* ''Construct a sentence using the word "sugar''
*Pupil:* ''I drank tea this morning.''
*Teacher:* ''Where is the word sugar.''
*Pupil:* ''It is already in the tea..!!''

*Not Easy to be a Teacher !!!!!*

*TEACHER*: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis.

*TEACHER* : Class, what is photosynthesis?
*Student*: Photosynthesis is our topic for today.

*Not Easy to be a Teacher !!!!!*

*TEACHER* : John is climbing a tree to pick some mangoes. (Begin the sentence with 'Mangoes')
*Student* : Mangoes, John is coming to pick you...

*Not Easy to be a Teacher !!!!!*

*TEACHER* : What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
*Student*: We don't call them, they come on their own...

*Not Easy to be a Teacher !!!!!*

*TEACHER* : Name the nation, people hate most
*Student*: Exami-nation...

*Not Easy to be a Teacher !!!!!*

*TEACHER* : How can we keep our school clean?
*Student*: By staying at home...

*Not Easy to be a Teacher !!!!!*

*TEACHER* : One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that??
*Student*: Future impossible tense...

*NOWADAYS TEACHING IS REALLY VERY TOUGH*
 
Q: Teacher: Didn't I tell you to stand at the end of the line?

A: Student: I tried but there was someone already there!


Q: Teacher: Give a a sentence beginning with "I".

A: Student: I is....

Q: Teacher: Stop there, you need to begin with "I am".

A: Student: Okay...I am the ninth letter of the alphabet


Teacher: From where to where foreigner ruled us?

Student: I am not sure but I think from page 50 to 55…
 
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Banta: Train mein raat bhar neend nahi aayi, upar upper berth mili thi.

Santa: To doosre neeche wali berth se exchange karna tha?

Banta: kisse karta, neeche ki seat pe koi nahi tha.



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Banta ne bus mein ek ladki ko ched diya.

Ladki: tumhare ghar mein maa behen nahi hain kya.

Banta: kya pata, main to subah se ghar se baahar hun.
 
Beryl said:
*Not easy to be a Teacher*


*Teacher:* ''Construct a sentence using the word "sugar''
*Pupil:* ''I drank tea this morning.''
*Teacher:* ''Where is the word sugar.''
*Pupil:* ''It is already in the tea..!!''

*Not Easy to be a Teacher !!!!!*

*TEACHER*: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis.

*TEACHER* : Class, what is photosynthesis?
*Student*: Photosynthesis is our topic for today.

*Not Easy to be a Teacher !!!!!*

*TEACHER* : John is climbing a tree to pick some mangoes. (Begin the sentence with 'Mangoes')
*Student* : Mangoes, John is coming to pick you...

*Not Easy to be a Teacher !!!!!*

*TEACHER* : What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
*Student*: We don't call them, they come on their own...

*Not Easy to be a Teacher !!!!!*

*TEACHER* : Name the nation, people hate most
*Student*: Exami-nation...

*Not Easy to be a Teacher !!!!!*

*TEACHER* : How can we keep our school clean?
*Student*: By staying at home...

*Not Easy to be a Teacher !!!!!*

*TEACHER* : One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that??
*Student*: Future impossible tense...

*NOWADAYS TEACHING IS REALLY VERY TOUGH*
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Lol Beru :Cwl::Cwl:
 
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