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Dirty jokes for Dirty minds

Deepak Kiran

Deepak Kiran

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A gynecologist notices that a new patient is nervous.

While putting on the latex gloves, he asks her if she knows how they make latex gloves.

The patient says no.

The doctor says, "There is a plant in Mexico full of latex that people of various hand sizes dip their hands into and let them dry.

She does not crack a smile, but later she laughs.

The doctor says, "What's so funny?"

She says, "I'm imagining how they make condoms."
 
A man boards a plane with six kids.

After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, "Are all of those kids yours?"

He replies, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."
 
A guy and his date are parked out in the country away from town, when they start kissing and fondling each other.

Just then, the girl stops and sits up. “What’s the matter?” asks the guy.

She replies, “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a prostitute, and I charge $100 for sex.”

The man thinks about it for a few seconds, but then reluctantly gets out a $100 bill, pays her, and they have sex.

After a cigarette, he just sits in the driver’s seat looking out the window.

“Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asks the girl. “Well, I should have mentioned this before,” replies the man, “but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $50.
 
Deepak Kiran said:
A man boards a plane with six kids.

After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, "Are all of those kids yours?"

He replies, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."
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Lol Where is the godesss for dirty jokes can't seen recently @Deepak Kiran
 
A virgin couple wanted to try oral sex, the girl reads about it and the next day guides her boyfriend. " Listen Alan, we need to reverse ourselves in a 69 position to enjoy this" The guy reluctantly accepts and she gets naked n climbs on top of him, however, right at that time she had to let go and farts a big one. The guy is shocked and after a lot of apologizing from the girl they try doing it again and as luck would have it she farts a second time... The guy is furious and yells " Linda let's not do this I can't take 67 more farts".
 
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