Dirty jokes for dirty minds - 2021
- Thread starter Deepak Kiran
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A young man, on a visit to a village sees an old couple saying "fuck you " To each other and this goes on for 10 minutes. The man is intrigued and asks them politely... "Sir, you seem to love each other so much, yet why do you abuse each other? " The old man laughs and says we are having oral sex
In the middle of the night,
a frustrated wife starts singing
the national anthem loudly.
“What are you doing, darling?” inquires the husband.
“Well, I was giving it one last shot, honey,” replied the wife,
“the whole nation stands erect when this song is heard.”
a frustrated wife starts singing
the national anthem loudly.
“What are you doing, darling?” inquires the husband.
“Well, I was giving it one last shot, honey,” replied the wife,
“the whole nation stands erect when this song is heard.”
A 75-year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm count.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said,.. “Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow.”
The next day, the 75-year old man reappears at the doctor’s office and gives him the jar,.. which is as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asks what happened, and the man explains,.. “Well, doc, it is like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing.
Then I tried with my left hand, but nothing..
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, but nothing..
Then her left, but nothing.
She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, and still nothing.
Hell, we even called up the lady next door, and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing.”
The doctor was shocked. “You asked your NEIGHBOR?”
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The old man replied, “Yep, but no matter what we tried, we could not get the damn jar open!”
The doctor gave the man a jar and said,.. “Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow.”
The next day, the 75-year old man reappears at the doctor’s office and gives him the jar,.. which is as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asks what happened, and the man explains,.. “Well, doc, it is like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing.
Then I tried with my left hand, but nothing..
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, but nothing..
Then her left, but nothing.
She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, and still nothing.
Hell, we even called up the lady next door, and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing.”
The doctor was shocked. “You asked your NEIGHBOR?”
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The old man replied, “Yep, but no matter what we tried, we could not get the damn jar open!”
Let me throw something too.
A wife and husband bought one banana for each.
And they wanted to eat them. Husband goes first and quickly eats his, while his wife, sucking and licking her banana like an ice pop, taking it all in and out.
Husband: "Why do you do that to your banana?"
Wife: "Because I can't do it to your banana"
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She was talking about the banana her husband had already eaten btw
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A wife and husband bought one banana for each.
And they wanted to eat them. Husband goes first and quickly eats his, while his wife, sucking and licking her banana like an ice pop, taking it all in and out.
Husband: "Why do you do that to your banana?"
Wife: "Because I can't do it to your banana"
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She was talking about the banana her husband had already eaten btw
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Hahaha,
Mamuluga leru okkokaru
Mamuluga leru okkokaru
But Y he is asking sorry...!!
That is sexual harassment
, do we have any laws to protect men?
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LOL babe everything looks harassing if we look in that way..That is sexual harassment
Btw y r u angry all of sudden lol..
Then all this r verbal harassment haha
Since he is not giving the cake to the girl, maybe she wants to eat his cakeBut Y he is asking sorry...!!
Not angry dear, just tried to be funny, guess it is an epic fail
She want more cream heheBut Y he is asking sorry...!!
Oops babe maybe I read it in other way heheNot angry dear, just wanted to be funny, guess it is an epic fail
Yaaa....both cakes have red cherries too...Since he is not giving the cake to the girl, maybe she wants to eat his cake