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Bachpan ke din

stealerofdick said:
maine galat thread khol liya yeh pucho ki kitni baar marr nahi khaya

aise aise cheeze kiya hai bachpan

kya hi batau soch ke hassi aati hai :rofl1:



AFTER A LONG TIME MUJHE MERE BACHPAN KI ACHI YAADE YDD DILAYI GYI HAI WARNA SAB BURI YAADE HI YDD DILATE HAI INDIRECTLY
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Nhi batao batao kasie kasie pitai hui
 
KIARA said:
Meko dono se nhi abhi badi ho gyi toh jaida pareshan krti hu parents ko :giggle:
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wait for mine badmashi phir maza ayega


get ready with your popcorns and water because you are gonna laught out loud
 
Shivank said:
:giggle::clapping::rofl1:Koum koun kis Kis tarah se maar pitaie khaya maa papa se.....
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So as people wanted it i am writing all the incidents

THESE INCIDENTS TOOK PLACE WHEN I AGE GROU OF 4-6 YEARS OLD:

In this time, maine maar nahi khaya but meri badmasi ke liye limca book of world record milna chaiye .

Mai bahut impaitent,uchal kud wala banda hu . Toh koi bhi chiz mere ghar mai noi tikti hai .

I had atinqie vase and all sab maine tod diye and todne ke baad bolta tha koi nahi bhul se tut gya niche wale dukkan se naya le ayenge ( vase shop)

Phir TV ki baari us samme india mai led tv just aya the for upper class. Toh mere ghar mai first tv aya woh toh usse papa nai diwaal mai bahut upar fit kiya jisse mai gira na du because maine already ek dabba wala tv tod diya tha, but as you know mai ek khurafati institue se phd li hai
maine kafi mehnat ke baad yeh idea aya ki tv ka plug khich deta hu but wo kabhi gira nahi, but ek din maine jyada zor se khich liya power cord
phir kya tha 10 feet uchai pe laga tv, jhatt se niche a gya or mai hass rha tha ( probably thinkign myself as gian). phir kya the papa wapis daba wala tv laye usse ek cage mai rakha but as you know nothing goes of eye maine apne
steel toy truck phek ke mara because uske mirror mai ek bhoot dikha tha mereko ( that was me ) . Mere pas sare toys steel ke the because unke sath mai jabline throw karta tha lol.

This is one incident :Cwl:
 
AB JAISE KI AAP SABKO PATA HAI MAI JAVLINE THROW KA GOLD MEDALIST HU BUT JAVLINE KE ALAWA BAHUT KUCH PHEKTA HU
Maine mummy ka new phone joki samsunga ka wo flip wala tha ( mehenga wala) woh phek diya khidki se becuase mujhe wo i am a barbie girl in the barbie world wala khilona laga aur mujhe pink colour pasand nahi tha , toh phel diya salle pinky ponky khilone ko khidki se niche aur tut gya
usme bhi maar padi thi thori si i guess.
MAINE NOKIA KE PHONE BHI PHEKE BUT WO BAHUT STRONG THA ISLIYE EK HI PHONE TAB TAK PHEKTA THA JAB TAK USKA BATTERY KHUL KE NALLE MAI NA GIR JAYE JAB BHI UPAR SE PHEKTA THA.
Maine ek baar ek gamla upar se niche pheka and it was headshot . usse dikh nahi rha tha kya ki 5 saal ka bacha basket ball sikh rha hai aur usne goal kar diya. Usne appreciate karne ke wajah mujhe aur meri mummy ko bahut bola ki sambhal ke rakhi is khoonkar ko ( mera mann toh bol rha tha nikal ja salle warna abhi aake tere ghutne noch dunga aur thoda haath upar karke marunga toh duniya khatam teri)

ACHA NOW COMES SOME SERIOUS INCIDENT .
MAINE EK LIZARD YA PHIR GIRGIT KO HAATH SE DABA KE MAAR DIYA BECAUSE MUJHE LAGA KI WOH KHELNE WALA TOY HAI SQUISHY TYPES
TOH WAHI KAR RHA THA BUT JAISE HI DABAYA TOH COLOUR CHANGE HONE LAGA USKA. TOH SOCHA AUR DABATA HU RAINBOW COLOUR JAISE AYEGA ROK DUNGA PHIR SCHOOL MAI BOLUNGA KI DEKHO YE GIFT PAARI NAI MEREKO
PHIR MUMMY AYI AUR BOLI KI WOH KHILANA NAHI JANWAAR HAI TOH MAIEN CHOR DIYA BUT HE WAS DEAD * SAD*


Maine kerosene oil pe liya tha ek baar hua kya tha mummy papa shopping ke liye gye the aur meri mausi thi mere sath se was 19-20 years old.
mausi bachi hai kitchen mai bussy aur mai blue lagoon samajh ke kerosene oul pi gya meri mausi dekhi toh darr gyi aur ungli dali muh mai jisse ulti karu but mai toh sakht launda aise kaise karde ulti izzat hai meri naha ke aya hu kaise kardu ulti.
aur mai ro bhi nahi rha tha bas hass rha tha aur hiccups le rha tha udhar meri mausi darr ke mare ro rhi thi, bol rhi kya jaanwar hai yha mereko marwake khud hass rha hai. Phir doctor ke pass le gyi toh doctor was like dhyaan noi rakh sakte kya pura kerosene oil pi gya aur phele chilayi toh mausi ko gussa aya unhone bola abey usko ulti karwa bhasan baad mai dena phir mai ulti kiya uske baad mausi jab raste mai ghar leke ja rhi thi toh bolo ki kaisa insaan hai hass rha hai abhi bhi.
 
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