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There's was a bacterium that I'd read about but had forgotten the name. I couldn't remember what it was called, all I remembered is that the name kind of reminded me of "helicopter pilot".
So I googled helicopter pilot bacteria.
First result: Helicobacter pylori. Thank you Google!
They all went home to have sex with their wives and make them scream. The next day the met up again.
The first friend said, "I made love to my wife for two hours and she was screaming for at least one-and-a-half hours."
The second friend countered, "That's nothing. I started licking my wife...
A mother, father, and 6-year-old son go to a zoo, where they stop to see the elephant. While the father’s in the bathroom, the son notices one elephant has a rather large erection. Curious, he gets his mom’s attention.
“Mommy, what’s that hanging from the elephant?”
“Oh, that’s its trunk...