Isn't it just delightful how we think we’re surrounded by people, but in reality, we’re just one big support group for each other's temporary existence? Who needs genuine connections when you can have a million “friends” on social media? Nothing says “I care” like a thumbs-up on a random post. Remember that time you thought someone was your bestie? Surprise! They ghosted you faster than a TikTok trend fades. It’s so refreshing to rely on others who definitely won’t be around when you need them. Honestly, if I wanted to feel alone, I could just sit in a room full of people scrolling on my phone. But hey, at least we can bond over our shared existential dread! Here’s to us, the masters of pretending we’re not alone while desperately seeking validation from people who don’t even text back. If we’re lucky, maybe we’ll find that mythical creature called “someone who actually sticks around.” Until then, let’s just keep scrolling!