Illusion

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  Illusion

• 18 minutes ago

Me:- I hate late replies... Give me a reply within 5 seconds or else byeee....

User:- Baby I'm having network issues, that's why.....

Me:- So what?! Don't make excuses! If you can't even handle a simple network connection, then how on earth can you say "Baby, I can do anything for you, just tell me!!"

*** User:-- Emotional damage***

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  Illusion

• Yesterday at 9:31 AM

Until now, I thought I was the only one with a bipolar mindset in my home...But guess what? I was wrong!

My aunt all the time:- 'Look at her/him, they're younger than you.. but still helpful and energetic. Why don't you do something like them instead of being lazy all day?+_+

After that my poor innocent soul realised that yes my aunt is right I need to do something to help her...

So today ---When I saw a younger girl, already married and holding her husband's hand.

I said to my aunt:- Aunty ,can I get a husband too? I'm ready to do that... You always say to do something like them. *Puppy eyes*


------------->NOW I'M HOMELESS

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  Illusion

• Wednesday at 11:14 PM

Come on.... Lemme mark u as mine!!

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  Illusion

• Wednesday at 6:48 PM

Me:-: Why are my tastes in boys so bad???
God:- So what? Your taste in girls is good.
Me:- But I'm not into girls!
God:- Well boys aren't into you either....

( *Emotional damage*)

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  ASMITHA ACHU

• Wednesday at 6:56 AM

Illuuuu babyyyyyyy
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  Illusion

• Wednesday at 2:42 AM

I wish I had never crossed paths with you....

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• Tuesday at 7:02 PM

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• Tuesday at 12:19 PM

My current mood be like:-
Come on let's get naughty
But then I remember I don have a hotty,
So lemme go and have some frooti
Bcz the fire in me kissing my booty+_+

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  Illusion

• Tuesday at 9:49 AM

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• Tuesday at 12:48 AM

Tbh I'm not bragging, but I literally feel like I can flirt with girls better than a boy can. I can pamper a girl more than a boy can, and I can make her feel special in ways a boy can't. OMG!!!! girlissss come on and ditch those boys - come to me instead!

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• Monday at 8:57 PM

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• Monday at 4:58 PM

I've noticed something weird about my mindset.... I'm not interested in guys of my age or younger, but I'm drawn to those who are older – typically 4 to 10 years my or even more.....This realization made me wonder if I have a "daddy issue" +_+

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  Illusion

• Monday at 12:51 PM

How's the taste of the lipstick???

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  Illusion

• Monday at 8:45 AM

If my partner isn't like him I'd rather choose to remain single for the rest of my life.... This drama isn't about a CEO's love, money, or magical powers; it's about the reality of what an understanding relationship looks like. It shows that life is full of ups and downs, but that doesn't mean we can't fight through them...

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  Illusion

• Monday at 1:41 AM

Eid Mubarak to all of you✿

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  Illusion

• Sunday at 10:00 PM

I freaking wanna dance right now!

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  Illusion

• Sunday at 4:40 PM

Where do I find someone like him???

( In your dreams)

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  Illusion

• Sunday at 12:21 PM

Me (at day time): Ugh, why am I feeling so lazy???? Ewww... Headache... *Ugh*

At night------------>

 Me(at 12 am ):- Why am I not feeling sleepy?

Me(at 3am):- What am I doing?! I want to sleep, but it seems like my sleep schedule has abandoned me..... *Fuckkk nooooo*

: (My phone at 5am):- Are you kidding me asshole..?! If you're not going to sleep, then leave me alone I need some rest too. I'm not just a device, I have a battery life! Stop using me non-stop or I'll start to hang...Fuckkkk off!!!

*Me :- Sari umra mai joker Bana rahe*

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• Sunday at 10:04 AM

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• Sunday at 7:21 AM

Most of the time, I hear people saying "I had a dream about my love, I had a dream about a handsome boy or girl, or I had a dream that I became a millionaire or billionaire..... bla bla..." They always talk about having wonderful dreams. Then what's wrong with me and my dreams???? Why do I always have such weird, dreams.... like the one I had today that I'm using 'V-wash' in my dream?!!