Illusion

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  Illusion

• Yesterday at 11:19 PM

My mood swings level:-


Me:- Baby I'm feeling cold **puppy eyes** Can you hug me???

User:- Sure sweetheart why not, come come babygirl come in my arms!! (⁠✿⁠ ⁠♡⁠‿⁠♡⁠)

Me:- Wait wait! I'm feeling cold but still you're asking me to "come", why?? Why don't you come to me instead!! Ohh you thought I'm kinda vanilla type right.bla bla bla ..................

User:- You psycho fuck off **middle finger**

** Me :- Wait what just happened**

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  Illusion

• Yesterday at 12:21 PM

One day, somewhere with someone (⁠๑⁠˙⁠❥⁠˙⁠๑⁠)

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• Yesterday at 10:30 AM

Me:- I hate late replies... Give me a reply within 5 seconds or else byeee....

User:- Baby I'm having network issues, that's why.....

Me:- So what?! Don't make excuses! If you can't even handle a simple network connection, then how on earth can you say "Baby, I can do anything for you, just tell me!!"

*** User:-- Emotional damage***

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• Thursday at 9:31 AM

Until now, I thought I was the only one with a bipolar mindset in my home...But guess what? I was wrong!

My aunt all the time:- 'Look at her/him, they're younger than you.. but still helpful and energetic. Why don't you do something like them instead of being lazy all day?+_+

After that my poor innocent soul realised that yes my aunt is right I need to do something to help her...

So today ---When I saw a younger girl, already married and holding her husband's hand.

I said to my aunt:- Aunty ,can I get a husband too? I'm ready to do that... You always say to do something like them. *Puppy eyes*


------------->NOW I'M HOMELESS

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• Wednesday at 11:14 PM

Come on.... Lemme mark u as mine!!

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• Wednesday at 6:48 PM

Me:-: Why are my tastes in boys so bad???
God:- So what? Your taste in girls is good.
Me:- But I'm not into girls!
God:- Well boys aren't into you either....

( *Emotional damage*)

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  ASMITHA ACHU

• Wednesday at 6:56 AM

Illuuuu babyyyyyyy
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  Illusion

• Wednesday at 2:42 AM

I wish I had never crossed paths with you....

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• Tuesday at 7:02 PM

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• Tuesday at 12:19 PM

My current mood be like:-
Come on let's get naughty
But then I remember I don have a hotty,
So lemme go and have some frooti
Bcz the fire in me kissing my booty+_+

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• Tuesday at 9:49 AM

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• Tuesday at 12:48 AM

Tbh I'm not bragging, but I literally feel like I can flirt with girls better than a boy can. I can pamper a girl more than a boy can, and I can make her feel special in ways a boy can't. OMG!!!! girlissss come on and ditch those boys - come to me instead!

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• Monday at 8:57 PM

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• Monday at 4:58 PM

I've noticed something weird about my mindset.... I'm not interested in guys of my age or younger, but I'm drawn to those who are older – typically 4 to 10 years my or even more.....This realization made me wonder if I have a "daddy issue" +_+

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• Monday at 12:51 PM

How's the taste of the lipstick???

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• Monday at 8:45 AM

If my partner isn't like him I'd rather choose to remain single for the rest of my life.... This drama isn't about a CEO's love, money, or magical powers; it's about the reality of what an understanding relationship looks like. It shows that life is full of ups and downs, but that doesn't mean we can't fight through them...

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  Illusion

• Monday at 1:41 AM

Eid Mubarak to all of you✿

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• Sunday at 10:00 PM

I freaking wanna dance right now!

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• Sunday at 4:40 PM

Where do I find someone like him???

( In your dreams)

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• Sunday at 12:21 PM

Me (at day time): Ugh, why am I feeling so lazy???? Ewww... Headache... *Ugh*

At night------------>

 Me(at 12 am ):- Why am I not feeling sleepy?

Me(at 3am):- What am I doing?! I want to sleep, but it seems like my sleep schedule has abandoned me..... *Fuckkk nooooo*

: (My phone at 5am):- Are you kidding me asshole..?! If you're not going to sleep, then leave me alone I need some rest too. I'm not just a device, I have a battery life! Stop using me non-stop or I'll start to hang...Fuckkkk off!!!

*Me :- Sari umra mai joker Bana rahe*