One day, somewhere with someone (๑˙❥˙๑)
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Me:- I hate late replies... Give me a reply within 5 seconds or else byeee....
User:- Baby I'm having network issues, that's why.....
Me:- So what?! Don't make excuses! If you can't even handle a simple network connection, then how on earth can you say "Baby, I can do anything for you, just tell me!!"
*** User:-- Emotional damage
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Until now, I thought I was the only one with a bipolar mindset in my home...But guess what? I was wrong!
My aunt all the time:- 'Look at her/him, they're younger than you.. but still helpful and energetic. Why don't you do something like them instead of being lazy all day?+_+
After that my poor innocent soul realised that yes my aunt is right I need to do something to help her...
So today ---When I saw a younger girl, already married and holding her husband's hand.
I said to my aunt:- Aunty ,can I get a husband too? I'm ready to do that... You always say to do something like them. *Puppy eyes*
------------->NOW I'M HOMELESS
Come on.... Lemme mark u as mine!!
Me:-: Why are my tastes in boys so bad???
God:- So what? Your taste in girls is good.
Me:- But I'm not into girls!
God:- Well boys aren't into you either....
( *Emotional damage*)
Illuuuu babyyyyyyy
I wish I had never crossed paths with you....
My current mood be like:-
Come on let's get naughty
But then I remember I don have a hotty,
So lemme go and have some frooti
Bcz the fire in me kissing my booty+_+
Tbh I'm not bragging, but I literally feel like I can flirt with girls better than a boy can. I can pamper a girl more than a boy can, and I can make her feel special in ways a boy can't. OMG!!!! girlissss come on and ditch those boys - come to me instead!
I've noticed something weird about my mindset.... I'm not interested in guys of my age or younger, but I'm drawn to those who are older – typically 4 to 10 years my or even more.....This realization made me wonder if I have a "daddy issue" +_+
How's the taste of the lipstick???
If my partner isn't like him I'd rather choose to remain single for the rest of my life.... This drama isn't about a CEO's love, money, or magical powers; it's about the reality of what an understanding relationship looks like. It shows that life is full of ups and downs, but that doesn't mean we can't fight through them...
Eid Mubarak to all of you✿
I freaking wanna dance right now!
Where do I find someone like him???
( In your dreams)
Me (at day time): Ugh, why am I feeling so lazy???? Ewww... Headache... *Ugh*
At night------------>
Me(at 12 am ):- Why am I not feeling sleepy?
Me(at 3am):- What am I doing?! I want to sleep, but it seems like my sleep schedule has abandoned me..... *Fuckkk nooooo*
: (My phone at 5am):- Are you kidding me asshole..?! If you're not going to sleep, then leave me alone I need some rest too. I'm not just a device, I have a battery life! Stop using me non-stop or I'll start to hang...Fuckkkk off!!!
*Me :- Sari umra mai joker Bana rahe* -
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