My 2AM conversations be like
He calls me on 2AM and asks, "Hey, where are you?" And I was like " Where are you?"
He: Come downstairs I've been waiting for you since 5 min and you're not picking up my phone call!!!!!
She: Oh sorry........I'll be there in a minute.
After a minute..............
He: Take this and don't forget the rating.
Handed me the parcel and flew away....!!!!!
What are you expecting? He's a food delivery guy....don't expect much dumbos....hehe
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You almost got me on the floor, laughing!!
Don't forget the rating is personal LOL
And then, delivery boys affection is lot better than boyfriends' affection these days ig.
1. Thy don't ghost u no matter how far ur address is!
2. Delivers happiness in less thn 30min hehe
3. If smtng goes wrong wth the delivery guy, u alwys have refund option
So, finally...once the delivery guys start sendng 'i miss u' texts, all the boyfrnds would be out of businessssss