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♥️♥️ The 2AM Murmers: Love that only the night knows ♥️♥️

My 2AM conversations be like

He calls me on 2AM and asks, "Hey, where are you?" And I was like " Where are you?"
He: Come downstairs I've been waiting for you since 5 min and you're not picking up my phone call!!!!!
She: Oh sorry........I'll be there in a minute.

After a minute..............


He: Take this and don't forget the rating.

Handed me the parcel and flew away....!!!!!

What are you expecting? He's a food delivery guy....don't expect much dumbos....hehe
:giggle:
:Cwl:
You almost got me on the floor, laughing!!
Don't forget the rating is personal LOL

And then, delivery boys affection is lot better than boyfriends' affection these days ig.

1. Thy don't ghost u no matter how far ur address is!
2. Delivers happiness in less thn 30min hehe
3. If smtng goes wrong wth the delivery guy, u alwys have refund option

So, finally...once the delivery guys start sendng 'i miss u' texts, all the boyfrnds would be out of businessssss
 
Buffering ( buffeting) is better than suffering -as we like platters lol -I’m out
Ahh the buffet guy- tasting evrythng and never experiencing anything. Acc to me, Lusty.... a few men prefer buffet becz maybe committing to 1 dish scares them...!!

Seeeee...That' the reason u r not coming up with a valid comment to my post - 2AM murmurs...
:Cwl:
 
:Cwl:
You almost got me on the floor, laughing!!
Don't forget the rating is personal LOL

And then, delivery boys affection is lot better than boyfriends' affection these days ig.

1. Thy don't ghost u no matter how far ur address is!
2. Delivers happiness in less thn 30min hehe
3. If smtng goes wrong wth the delivery guy, u alwys have refund option

So, finally...once the delivery guys start sendng 'i miss u' texts, all the boyfrnds would be out of businessssss
i told ya milkboy paperboy swiggyboy r- foreva in demand guys :p
 
I am happily sleeping at that time 2 AM as I have to eakeup.at 4 daily.

But I only remember I used to chat from 11 PM to 3 AM with only girl by name Vatsala here and that was long back
All my virtual and real friends are super disciplined and total health freaks. Forget staying up till 2 AM—some of them are in bed by 8:30 PM! And if they catch my last seen at 10:30 PM, the next day, I get a full lecture: "Why are you sleeping late? Are you okay? Are you depressed? Do meditation!".. lol
 
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