Hello zozo zui's!You know this post is important for you if you're interested in being my partner and join me in my illisional world.... Here's what you need to know to get a right swipe from me and join me on this wild ride!( I'm rider go wider
) [ Well if you don wanna be my partner then "don't say no" lemme be in Illusion+_+]
So first lemme tell you about those 69% important criteria in an unimportant way.( Well can you guess what's the first one?? Ohoo I know I know you can't bcz your brain is sleeping like mine.. uuuu><)
1. Appearance:- wait wait appearance doesn't mean I am asking for your pic ewwww -_-.... don't get the wrong idea man!! For me appearance means "your DP" here.... Yes I am very very sensitive about good DP's... I mean a guy with a good DP trust me it's a plus one for him.. and right swipe ..+_+ ( Even I'm having a secret crush on someone's dp uuuuuu... Now forget that.. just like you forgot how many heart you already broke)
2. Age:- For me "Age is just a number" .. But yeah, I'm not interested in babysitting anyone. Instead, I'd prefer to be pampered and spoiled by someone else ... So immature nibbas stay away ... ( Ayoo don feel bad nibbas... You know why i said Noo bcz I'm immature and if you're Also immature then what about our babiess they'll be like immature square nah... And we can't do this to our babies)
3. Language:- It doesn't matter actually... Bcz i myself switching btw tamil,telugu, Malayalam, German, Phillipines despite being proficient only in hindi and Bengali... And my english *Huff* it's pneumoniac -_-. I wish you suffer i meant survive(see i told u it's pneumoniac)
4. No Flirt:- If you're my partner then you'll have to stop flirting with others...your flirtatious charms are reserved exclusively for me.. but me on the other hand can do anything -_- ( What ?? Are you gonna stop me from flirting?? Oh that means you don trust me right!! Then how can we be partners well left swipe)
5. Pvt off:- While we're together you have to keep your pvt of all the time until I ask you to turn it on... ( Now don't ask me to do the same... bcz if I turn my pvt off then how on earth I will able to ask people about you... Logical enough, isn't it??)
6. Mention my name: As my would be BF is essential that you showcase your affection to me publicly right ...so I expect you to mention my name in your Bio... wait wait don't think you can get away with something easy way lol.. I want you to write exactly "illusion the baby gurl of zozo- I'm her man ".
7. No Ziggy zaz:- And this is the most important thing: you cannot stay in Ziggy room, no never nakko.... Well, if you're in there, how can I stalk you using a guest ID? I need to keep an eye on you, making sure you're not getting up to any mischief...
8. Aware of my mood swings:- well my mood is like something a roller coaster I don't even understand myself on that... In one moment , "I am like baby come on let's do it " but the next moment I can be like "what are you doing,!! stop ...get lost ...fuck.. bye" (Well here is the thing if i say "bye" then it's not a "bye" for you... You'll have to message me again and again until you get a reply from me) [But don't be a spammer who constantly send the same texts over and over... So each time come up with something new and fresh...]
9. Reply me within 5 sec:- You must reply to my msgs within 5 sec... If you're late thn it's a left swipe on the 6th sec... And don't even think about blaming network issues... If you can't handle a simple connection problem for me,.. then how on earth you'll be able to say "baby I can do anything for you " in future!! -_-
10. Past :- If you've had any gf in the past make sure to clean your mess before entering my life .... Bcz if I see your ex is trying to be pain in my ass, then I will just kick - nono not her but u... And "I will ask her to be my girl instead" [[[what !! Ofcourse I'm not going to let any girl cry over you , man... -_-!! What if she gets dark circles from crying, and what if she doesn't even have the privacy to cry in her own home without being disturbed? I won't allow that to happen.]]]]]
Well one more thing you should remember that---> My "yes" means "no" my "no" means "no" my "maybe" means "no" ... Everything is "no".... Simple!!!
So...yes!! these are the simple ten criteria you must meet to be my partner... See i told u right I'm an easy catch... I'm really simple you know... If you match all of them and your answer is "YESS"---------
>>>>> Then man trust me, You should immediately contact a psychiatrist and opthalmologist at the same time... Bcz your brain stops braining and you're seeing the red colour as yellow - it means you are "COLOUR BLIND"!!>>>>>>>>> Left swipe
[This post is solely for entertainment purposes, so please don't misinterpret it as promoting inequality between girls and boys. I firmly believe in equality, but in unequal way. So, let's just have fun]
) [ Well if you don wanna be my partner then "don't say no" lemme be in Illusion+_+]So first lemme tell you about those 69% important criteria in an unimportant way.( Well can you guess what's the first one?? Ohoo I know I know you can't bcz your brain is sleeping like mine.. uuuu><)
1. Appearance:- wait wait appearance doesn't mean I am asking for your pic ewwww -_-.... don't get the wrong idea man!! For me appearance means "your DP" here.... Yes I am very very sensitive about good DP's... I mean a guy with a good DP trust me it's a plus one for him.. and right swipe ..+_+ ( Even I'm having a secret crush on someone's dp uuuuuu... Now forget that.. just like you forgot how many heart you already broke
)2. Age:- For me "Age is just a number" .. But yeah, I'm not interested in babysitting anyone. Instead, I'd prefer to be pampered and spoiled by someone else
... So immature nibbas stay away ... ( Ayoo don feel bad nibbas... You know why i said Noo bcz I'm immature and if you're Also immature then what about our babiess they'll be like immature square nah... And we can't do this to our babies)3. Language:- It doesn't matter actually... Bcz i myself switching btw tamil,telugu, Malayalam, German, Phillipines despite being proficient only in hindi and Bengali... And my english *Huff* it's pneumoniac -_-. I wish you suffer i meant survive
(see i told u it's pneumoniac)4. No Flirt:- If you're my partner then you'll have to stop flirting with others...your flirtatious charms are reserved exclusively for me.. but me on the other hand can do anything -_- ( What ?? Are you gonna stop me from flirting?? Oh that means you don trust me right!! Then how can we be partners well left swipe)
5. Pvt off:- While we're together you have to keep your pvt of all the time until I ask you to turn it on... ( Now don't ask me to do the same... bcz if I turn my pvt off then how on earth I will able to ask people about you... Logical enough, isn't it??)
6. Mention my name: As my would be BF is essential that you showcase your affection to me publicly right ...so I expect you to mention my name in your Bio...
wait wait don't think you can get away with something easy way lol.. I want you to write exactly "illusion the baby gurl of zozo- I'm her man ". 7. No Ziggy zaz:- And this is the most important thing: you cannot stay in Ziggy room, no never nakko.... Well, if you're in there, how can I stalk you using a guest ID? I need to keep an eye on you, making sure you're not getting up to any mischief...
8. Aware of my mood swings:- well my mood is like something a roller coaster I don't even understand myself on that... In one moment , "I am like baby come on let's do it " but the next moment I can be like "what are you doing,!! stop ...get lost ...fuck.. bye" (Well here is the thing if i say "bye" then it's not a "bye" for you... You'll have to message me again and again until you get a reply from me) [But don't be a spammer who constantly send the same texts over and over... So each time come up with something new and fresh...]
9. Reply me within 5 sec:- You must reply to my msgs within 5 sec... If you're late thn it's a left swipe on the 6th sec... And don't even think about blaming network issues... If you can't handle a simple connection problem for me,.. then how on earth you'll be able to say "baby I can do anything for you " in future!! -_-
10. Past :- If you've had any gf in the past make sure to clean your mess before entering my life .... Bcz if I see your ex is trying to be pain in my ass, then I will just kick - nono not her but u... And "I will ask her to be my girl instead" [[[what !! Ofcourse I'm not going to let any girl cry over you , man... -_-!! What if she gets dark circles from crying, and what if she doesn't even have the privacy to cry in her own home without being disturbed? I won't allow that to happen.]]]]]
Well one more thing you should remember that---> My "yes" means "no" my "no" means "no" my "maybe" means "no" ... Everything is "no".... Simple!!!
So...yes!! these are the simple ten criteria you must meet to be my partner... See i told u right I'm an easy catch... I'm really simple you know... If you match all of them and your answer is "YESS"---------
>>>>> Then man trust me, You should immediately contact a psychiatrist and opthalmologist at the same time... Bcz your brain stops braining and you're seeing the red colour as yellow - it means you are "COLOUR BLIND"!!>>>>>>>>> Left swipe
[This post is solely for entertainment purposes, so please don't misinterpret it as promoting inequality between girls and boys. I firmly believe in equality, but in unequal way
. So, let's just have fun]
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