Find the Best Porn Sites With the Help of ThePornDude!
It seems that as long as the Internet has existed, there has been online porn. From the early days of looking at JPEGs of women with puffy hair and fur on their beavers to today where we have virtual reality porn, free tube sites galore, and the ability to watch ordinary women put on a webcam show, porn has evolved dramatically. It’s also always been wildly popular.
Because pornography makes people flock to the Web like a fly to honey, countless porn sites crop up annually. We’ve all heard about popular porn sites like PornHub, but what about those you never hear about? The good ones that have the content you’re craving but gets lost in the limitless depths of the porn ocean; how can you find those?
The struggle of finding good porn sites…
The search for good pornography should never end with a person putting their clothes back on and returning to their lives unfulfilled, frustrated, and wishing there was a better way. How depressing is that? The Internet was built to make the impossible possible. We’ve seen it happen too. Thanks to the Web, we now have virtual reality, legalized hitchhiking thanks to apps like Uber, Web-based delivery services that can bring you a pallet of gyros if you’re hungry enough, and everything in-between.
So why is it so fucking hard to find a good porn site? That should be the easiest thing in the world. Yet, there are too many poor porn sites out there that can make finding something new and different a struggle nobody should have to deal with.
Enter ThePornDude
ThePornDude began when the OG himself threw down his desktop’s mouse, stomped it, and put his clothes back on in disgust. It was this fateful day that ThePornDude decided that never again would ordinary people have to wade through the muck of shitty porn sites to masturbate to something that wouldn’t cause them to shield their eyes in terror. For as many good porn sites that are out there, there are countless more sites out there so poorly designed, so awful, and so not worth your time that it’s an instant turn off.
We’ve all been there when we’ve been looking for porn out of the blue. You’re looking for a specific type of porn, and the good Lord knows that popular search engines like Google or Bing are not going to be a big help (even if you turn off safe search functions). The only thing that keeps popping up is the porn sites you’ve visited a million times or websites that look so poor and dilapidated that it instantly makes your boner deflate like a popped Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon.
Wait: why are there so many shitty porn sites?
As with life, there isn’t a simple, concrete answer. The best answer is that it’s so easy to create porn sites today that anyone can throw together a free tube site in an afternoon and still have time to jerk it to his/her own porn site before the sun goes down.
It is also simple to find and use a database of porn videos to create a large library before the site ever goes live. Use a template, get a catchy name, upload a database of content, get a quick logo, get your affiliate marketing on, and voila: you have a porn site. Of course, that’s a quick rundown and doesn’t involve even close to everything it takes to set up a porn site, but you get the idea: it’s fast, quick, and an expert could easily launch a dozen sites lightning-fast.
You don’t have to be a marketer to see how this could be a problem. Anyone with enough patience and willingness to learn can set up a porn site in record time just to earn a buck. For many, the speed at which they can launch their porn site and add regular content takes precedent. Many of these owners pay little attention to the design of the site, the functionality, convenience, and most importantly, how easy it is for visitors to find the porn they need. It all takes a backseat, and it results in shitty porn sites that waste your time.
I get it: ThePornDude finds the best!
Not just the best, but the best of the best! When you visit ThePornDude, you can take solace in knowing that after browsing countless porn sites, ThePornDude has whittled down the very best. And because he continually updates his reviews and adds new websites to the mix often, you can be assured that when you visit ThePornDude, you see a reflection of the very best porn for each category.
It’s not just video or picture sites that ThePornDude reviews, either. Porn has grown exponentially since the early days of the Web. So too have the variety of porn sites available.
Not just (traditional) porn sites
Want to find the best places to watch videos of MILFs, Asians, or general pornography? ThePornDude has you covered. Prefer to stare at porn pictures? The best picture sites are represented there.
But what about if you want to get more intimate – say, sexting with a stranger?
What if you want to cam with a beautiful female but only want to join a cam site that lets you show them your cock? Or what if you want to find the best escort directories – you know, for research purposes? Or maybe you want to find a better way to search for porn via a porn search engine (hey, they exist!).
When it’s time to get off and you want to find the best place to do it in your own way, ThePornDude has your back. If you wish to find the best adult chatrooms or just a place to download pornography onto your computer, God’s gift to the masturbator is here to help. Don’t wank to a shit porn site. You’re better than that! Visit ThePornDude today, and find the best of the best – and say, ‘goodbye’ to the rest!
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